Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 61'

    Free kick scored by ARABURNE

    ARABURNE curls the ball over the wall and into the top corner, H.Iloris is beaten.

  2. 42'

    Goal for La Dream Team! Neymar.JR

    Following a great counter-attack, D.Alves breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where Neymar.JR is there to finish. A textbook goal!

  3. 23'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! EOMERD

    ARGONADE takes a short corner, catching the defense off guard. He has all the time in the world to deliver a pinpoint cross to EOMERD, who powers his header home. The keeper had no chance.

  4. 2'

    Goal for La Dream Team! Neymar.JR

    P.Viera cuts the ball back to Neymar.JR, who strikes it with power. The ball hits the crossbar before going in. Superb play!

What a glorious display of incompetence we witnessed today! La Dream Team started the match like they were auditioning for a professional league, snatching a goal at the 2nd minute, but clearly, that was the peak of their ambition. Despite unleashing a barrage of 11 shots—most of which seemed to be aimed at the moon rather than the goal—they spent the rest of the match proving that "Dream" is just a polite way of saying "delusional." Meanwhile, DUR A QUEER spent the first half looking like they were participating in a Sunday stroll, yet somehow managed to drag themselves to a 2-2 draw through pure, unadulterated luck and a cheeky corner kick.

The drama peaked in the second half when La Dream Team thought they had secured the win with a 42nd-minute strike, only to crumble under their own lack of precision. DUR A QUEER, seemingly fueled by a mixture of grit and tactical chaos, capitalized on a free kick in the 61st minute to equalize. It was a masterclass in how to play mediocre football: La Dream Team missed a sitter from a free kick, and the rest of the game devolved into a comedy of errant shots that surely tested the patience of everyone in the stands 🙄.

By the final whistle, the statistics told the tale of a team that tried too hard (La Dream Team with their 5 shots on target) and a team that simply refused to go away (DUR A QUEER). With 5 fouls committed in total, the match was as scrappy as a back-alley brawl, ending in a stalemate that left nobody satisfied. If this is the future of the championship, I might need to start watching competitive lawn bowling instead. A truly forgettable afternoon for the record books, unless you enjoy watching balls sail into the stratosphere! ⚽🤡

Match details

On 17/10/2026 21:30

Stade La Dream Team (La Dream Team)

52976 spectators

No extra time

H.Iloris
299 pts
31 yrs
N.Mendes
290 pts
23 yrs
W.Pacho
274 pts
20 yrs
T.Silva
287 pts
27 yrs
D.Alves
289 pts
26 yrs
Neymar.JR
288 pts
21 yrs
Robert PIRES
239 pts
27 yrs
P.Viera
288 pts
22 yrs
L.Modric
288 pts
27 yrs
B.Barcola
285 pts
22 yrs
K.Mbappe
289 pts
26 yrs
GWEENLI
258 pts
22 yrs
FAGRAMIR
242 pts
22 yrs
LURTZ LE ...
237 pts
21 yrs
MIA LANGU...
239 pts
22 yrs
PENETHOR
249 pts
20 yrs
ROI SORCI...
241 pts
25 yrs
EOMERD
236 pts
21 yrs
ARGONADE
248 pts
21 yrs
ARABURNE
263 pts
23 yrs
TOM BOMBA...
240 pts
21 yrs
LEGLAS
241 pts
23 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    That is it, it is over!... 2-2... Neither team managed to show their superiority on the scoreboard.

  2. 88'

    T.Silva delivers a cross far beyond the back post while D.Alves was all alone in front of the goal.

  3. 87'

    Shot off target by L.Modric

    L.Modric attempts a cross-shot from 25 meters, but the ball goes wide.

  4. 85'

    Shot off target by TOM BOMBASTICK

    TOM BOMBASTICK tries a curling shot from the edge of the box, it goes just wide...

  5. 84'

    ARABURNE delivers a cross far beyond the back post while ARGONADE was all alone in front of the goal.

  6. 79'

    EOMERD cannot get past N.Mendes and gives the ball away cheaply.

  7. 75'

    Ball recovered by N.Mendes who rushes to play Robert PIRES through, but the pass is overhit and goes out of play.

  8. 70'

    Shot off target by ARGONADE

    With no options available, ARGONADE decides to shoot from distance. It is completely sliced and heads towards the corner flag!

  9. 68'

    Shot off target by D.Alves

    Nice one-two between D.Alves and P.Viera... D.Alves tries his luck but completely shanks it.

  10. 64'

    Shot off target by L.Modric

    L.Modric works the right flank before crossing. D.Alves tries to volley it home but miscues completely. Goal kick.

  11. 61'

    Free kick scored by ARABURNE

    ARABURNE curls the ball over the wall and into the top corner, H.Iloris is beaten.

  12. 61'

    What a horror tackle! P.Viera drives his studs into GWEENLI's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  13. 56'

    Free kick by Neymar.JR

    Neymar.JR strikes the free kick with power, but it goes straight to the keeper who gathers it at the second attempt.

  14. 55'

    LURTZ LE CHICHI catches P.Viera's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  15. 52'

    In a duel with K.Mbappe, PENETHOR goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  16. 46'

    Big chance for K.Mbappe, who beats the keeper but is denied by the last-ditch effort of LURTZ LE CHICHI. What a shame!

  17. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe DUR A QUEER va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  18. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour La Dream Team.

  19. 42'

    Goal for La Dream Team! Neymar.JR

    Following a great counter-attack, D.Alves breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where Neymar.JR is there to finish. A textbook goal!

  20. 38'

    ARGONADE beats two players with a roulette. T.Silva tackles him cleanly, great recovery.

  21. 32'

    Shot off target by L.Modric

    Great solo effort from L.Modric, cutting inside from the left and firing a powerful shot into the side netting!

  22. 29'

    After an aerial duel, LURTZ LE CHICHI delivers a violent elbow to the face of T.Silva, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  23. 27'

    Shot on target by Robert PIRES

    Nice cross from P.Viera finds its target perfectly, great strike from Robert PIRES, but the keeper makes a spectacular fingertip save.

  24. 23'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! EOMERD

    ARGONADE takes a short corner, catching the defense off guard. He has all the time in the world to deliver a pinpoint cross to EOMERD, who powers his header home. The keeper had no chance.

  25. 19'

    MIA LANGUE DE SER manages to dribble past Robert PIRES, who catches up. MIA LANGUE DE SER slaps his opponent! Foul!

  26. 14'

    Shot off target by K.Mbappe

    K.Mbappe attempts a cross-shot from 25 meters, but the ball goes wide.

  27. 12'

    Down the left flank, D.Alves plays it through to L.Modric, who sends a cross into the box but it is blocked by a defender.

  28. 9'

    Save by GWEENLI

    P.Viera fires a confident shot from 25 meters! But GWEENLI makes an incredible save, the crowd is going wild!

  29. 4'

    Shot off target by D.Alves

    A superb ball from P.Viera finds D.Alves behind the defense. He chips the keeper, but the ball goes over the goal.

  30. 2'

    Goal for La Dream Team! Neymar.JR

    P.Viera cuts the ball back to Neymar.JR, who strikes it with power. The ball hits the crossbar before going in. Superb play!

  31. 0'

    Kick-off

    Hello football fans, welcome to what promises to be a spectacular match. Both teams are ready, the stadium is buzzing, the fans are in full voice, and the referee blows the whistle! Let's get these 90 minutes underway!

Key stats

La Dream Team DUR A QUEER
67% Possession 33%
2 Goals 2
5 Shots on target 2
6 Shots off target 2
2 Fouls 3
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Neymar.JR 42' D.Alves
  • Neymar.JR 2' P.Viera

Scorers

  • ARABURNE 61'
  • EOMERD 23' ARGONADE

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 42'

Midfield

  • 42'2'
  • 2'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 23'
  • 23'

Attack

  • 61'

Substitutes

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