Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 84'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Neptune

    What a magnificent goal! Hydra plays a through ball to Neptune, who hits it first time; the ball swerves and finds the back of the net.

  2. 83'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Hydra

    The corner is delivered to the back post by Mercules, and Hydra powers a header past the keeper! It's a GOAL!

  3. 69'

    Yellow card for JoeDeceives

    There was too much aggression there, it's a yellow card for JoeDeceives and it's deserved.

  4. 49'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Drazah

    Down the left, Hydra drives forward and fires a low cross across the face of goal. The keeper can only parry it, and Drazah is there to dribble past him and tap into the empty net.

  5. 25'

    Substitution for Paris Gentle Mates

    Paris Gentle Mates effectue un remplacement. Scrap prend la place de Shotzzy.

  6. 19'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Drazah

    A first-time cross from O4 Jovan to the penalty spot, where Drazah rises above everyone to head it home.

  7. 6'

    Shotzzy goes down injured

    Shotzzy is struggling to get up after that foul; he should probably come off.

What a glorious, lopsided disaster for the visitors! Paris Gentle Mates absolutely dismantled R.C Lens today, turning the pitch into their personal playground with a clinical 4-0 thrashing. While the Parisians spent the first half practicing their aim—missing the target more often than a tourist looking for the Eiffel Tower—they eventually found their rhythm. Despite a bizarre moment in the 62nd minute where they managed to miss a penalty, the game was never truly in doubt. The R.C Lens players seemed more interested in committing fouls than playing football, racking up five of them while offering a pathetic single shot on target throughout the entire ninety minutes. 🤡

The dam finally broke in the 49th minute, triggering a late-game avalanche that left the visitors shell-shocked. Paris Gentle Mates added three more goals in a frenzied burst between the 83rd and 84th minutes, proving that if you shoot enough times—even if you miss seven times—the ball will eventually decide to go in out of pity. The intensity was high, perhaps too high, as the Parisians suffered an unfortunate injury and picked up a yellow card for their troubles. It was the kind of performance that makes you wonder if R.C Lens forgot they were supposed to defend the goal rather than just watch it get peppered.

By the time the final whistle blew, the scoreboard was a brutal testament to the disparity on the field. Paris Gentle Mates dominated with six shots on target and a relentless offensive pressure that turned the final ten minutes into a full-blown party. As for R.C Lens, they leave the stadium with nothing but bruised egos and a stat sheet that looks like it was written by a toddler. A comprehensive 4-0 victory that reminds everyone exactly who the kings of this matchup are. Better luck next time, Lens—maybe try shooting at the goal instead of the opposition’s shins! ⚽

Match details

On 17/10/2026 11:30

Victory Arena (Paris Gentle Mates)

58141 spectators

No extra time

Gota
301 pts
21 yrs
Mercules
285 pts
26 yrs
Ziru
288 pts
22 yrs
Scrap
290 pts
24 yrs
Hydra
287 pts
27 yrs
Drazah
304 pts
19 yrs
O4 Jovan
318 pts
27 yrs
Mystk
309 pts
27 yrs
JoeDeceives
307 pts
24 yrs
Abuzah
294 pts
26 yrs
Neptune
301 pts
27 yrs
Risser
298 pts
27 yrs
Sangare
164 pts
21 yrs
Baidoo
307 pts
24 yrs
Ganiou
307 pts
24 yrs
Gradit
302 pts
25 yrs
Antonio
307 pts
25 yrs
Aguilar
307 pts
21 yrs
Sotoca
335 pts
23 yrs
Saud
321 pts
25 yrs
Edouard
290 pts
25 yrs
Saint Max...
306 pts
24 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    The referee blows the final whistle. A fine 4-0 victory for Paris Gentle Mates over R.C Lens.

  2. 89'

    Shot off target by O4 Jovan

    O4 Jovan has no options and fires... straight into the stands. He probably wanted to give the ball to his wife.

  3. 86'

    Shot off target by Drazah

    Drazah works the right flank before crossing. O4 Jovan tries to volley it home but miscues completely. Goal kick.

  4. 84'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Neptune

    What a magnificent goal! Hydra plays a through ball to Neptune, who hits it first time; the ball swerves and finds the back of the net.

  5. 83'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Hydra

    The corner is delivered to the back post by Mercules, and Hydra powers a header past the keeper! It's a GOAL!

  6. 77'

    Saud delivers a cross far beyond the back post while Sotoca was all alone in front of the goal.

  7. 73'

    Saint Maximin overhits the pass to Sotoca, and the ball goes out for a goal kick.

  8. 71'

    O4 Jovan dribbles past two opponents, but Sangare decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  9. 69'

    Yellow card for JoeDeceives

    There was too much aggression there, it's a yellow card for JoeDeceives and it's deserved.

  10. 69'

    JoeDeceives just tackled Aguilar with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  11. 66'

    Free kick by Saint Maximin

    Saint Maximin runs up, his shot is on target but Gota stretches to reach the ball.

  12. 65'

    Mercules leans on Antonio in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  13. 62'

    Penalty missed by Neptune

    Neptune approaches at a trot, that's not a good sign... He runs up to strike, but the keeper dives the right way and gathers the ball at the second attempt!

  14. 62'

    Penalty to Paris Gentle Mates

    The referee points to the penalty spot, despite the crowd's jeers. Neptune is getting ready to take it.

  15. 62'

    Saint Maximin puts in a heavy tackle on Mercules during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  16. 59'

    Free kick by Neptune

    Neptune strikes this free kick beautifully but it hits the crossbar. Risser didn't even react.

  17. 59'

    Hard tackle by Antonio on Gota, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  18. 55'

    Shot off target by Neptune

    Neptune unleashes a massive strike from that JoeDeceives pass, but it sails straight into the stands. At least it will make one fan happy!

  19. 49'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Drazah

    Down the left, Hydra drives forward and fires a low cross across the face of goal. The keeper can only parry it, and Drazah is there to dribble past him and tap into the empty net.

  20. 46'

    Shot off target by Neptune

    Neptune tries his luck from way out. A half-hearted strike that ends up at least fifteen meters wide of the goal.

  21. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe R.C Lens va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  22. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour Paris Gentle Mates.

  23. 43'

    Drazah takes too long to release the ball and Hydra is caught offside.

  24. 40'

    Neptune and Mystk are stringing passes together beautifully.

  25. 38'

    Edouard runs himself into a dead end on the right flank and is easily dispossessed by Abuzah.

  26. 36'

    Free kick by Neptune

    Three steps back and Neptune runs up... The ball is heading for goal but Risser tips it over for a corner!

  27. 35'

    What a foul! As Hydra was heading for goal, Ganiou comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  28. 32'

    Baidoo leads the counter, it's 3-on-2, he passes to Saint Maximin who gets trapped by the corner flag and loses the ball... what a shame!

  29. 29'

    Shot off target by O4 Jovan

    After a well-executed counterattack, Drazah sends a long cross to O4 Jovan, who hits it on the volley; the keeper looks beaten, but the ball hits the post and goes out. So unlucky!

  30. 25'

    Substitution for Paris Gentle Mates

    Paris Gentle Mates effectue un remplacement. Scrap prend la place de Shotzzy.

  31. 23'

    Shotzzy finds plenty of space down the left. He crosses to JoeDeceives, who controls with a spin and beats the keeper at the second attempt. But he is flagged offside. Replays confirm it was the right call.

  32. 19'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Drazah

    A first-time cross from O4 Jovan to the penalty spot, where Drazah rises above everyone to head it home.

  33. 14'

    Great team play, it is a shame a poor touch from Saint Maximin brings the move to an end.

  34. 11'

    Shot off target by Mystk

    A real masterclass from Mystk, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but O4 Jovan, despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!

  35. 9'

    Save by Risser

    O4 Jovan is not closed down and tries his luck, but his shot lacks power. With shots like that, Risser could play until he is 90.

  36. 6'

    Shotzzy goes down injured

    Shotzzy is struggling to get up after that foul; he should probably come off.

  37. 6'

    What a horror tackle! Antonio drives his studs into Shotzzy's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  38. 2'

    Ganiou leads the counter, it's 3-on-2, he passes to Antonio who gets trapped by the corner flag and loses the ball... what a shame!

  39. 0'

    Kick-off

    We are underway between Paris Gentle Mates and R.C Lens!!! Paris Gentle Mates kicks off the match...

Key stats

Paris Gentle Mates R.C Lens
69% Possession 31%
4 Goals 0
6 Shots on target 1
7 Shots off target 0
2 Fouls 5
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
1 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Neptune 84' Hydra
  • Hydra 83' Mercules
  • Drazah 49' Hydra
  • Drazah 19' O4 Jovan

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 83'
  • 25'
  • 83'84'49'

Midfield

  • 49'19'
  • 19'
  • 69'

Attack

  • 84'

Substitutes

  • 6'25'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

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