FC GSHC SFC SLB vs FC Daemon - Match report

Championship

Full time

FC GSHC SFC SLB

5-0

HT: 3 - 0

FC Daemon

Key moments

78'

Goal for FC GSHC SFC SLB! Joueur8

Stepover from Joueur8, leaving Mael Picard behind. He curls the ball into the top corner! A magnificent goal!
73'

Yellow card for Joueur3

Yellow card for Joueur3; if he does that again, it will be a red!
47'

Free kick scored by Joueur8

Joueur8 strikes it low and catches out the keeper, who didn't move.
31'

Goal for FC GSHC SFC SLB! Joueur6

Stepover from Joueur6, leaving Isaac Picard behind. He curls the ball into the top corner! A magnificent goal!
17'

Goal for FC GSHC SFC SLB! Joueur7

The players are moving the ball well, Joueur7 loses Isaac Picard to receive a good pass, takes a sharp touch, and hits a low drive that beats the keeper.
5'

Goal for FC GSHC SFC SLB! Joueur7

Joueur7 is played through. He accelerates, dribbles past Florian Garnier, and beats the keeper with a subtle outside-of-the-boot finish.

Match editorial

A Total Massacre: FC Daemon Should Have Stayed in Bed

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a public execution on a grass pitch. FC GSHC SFC SLB turned the stadium into their personal playground, dismantling FC Daemon with a ruthless 5-0 victory that felt like a mercy killing by the final whistle. The dominance was absolute; while FC GSHC SFC SLB peppered the goal with six shots on target, FC Daemon spent the entire ninety minutes looking like they had forgotten how to kick a ball, failing to register a single shot—on or off target. It was a masterclass in attacking football versus a masterclass in being completely invisible. ⚽

The misery began just five minutes in, and for FC Daemon, it only went downhill from there. With zero offensive ambition, the visitors resorted to their only apparent game plan: aggressive fouling. With six fouls committed, they spent more time scything down opponents than actually playing the sport. FC GSHC SFC SLB, meanwhile, were clinical, scoring at the 5th, 17th, 31st, 47th, and 78th minutes. The highlight of the evening was a stunning free-kick in the 47th minute that left the FC Daemon defense looking like statues in a museum of failures.

By the time the referee issued a yellow card to FC GSHC SFC SLB in the 73rd minute, it was almost a gesture of pity for the absolute battering the visitors had endured. Despite a few wayward shots in the closing stages, the result was never in doubt. FC Daemon will need to do some serious soul-searching, or perhaps just invest in a new sport entirely, because today they were nothing more than glorified traffic cones for the unstoppable FC GSHC SFC SLB. A pathetic display from the losers and a glorious afternoon for the victors! 🤡

Head-to-head

Match details

On 17/10/2026 08:30

Stade FC GSHC SFC SLB (FC GSHC SFC SLB)

4576 spectators

No extra time

Joueur12

115 pts

33 yrs

Joueur5

261 pts

34 yrs

Joueur13

136 pts

29 yrs

Joueur3

258 pts

33 yrs

Joueur2

259 pts

33 yrs

Joueur8

260 pts

34 yrs

Joueur6

252 pts

35 yrs

Joueur7

253 pts

30 yrs

Joueur16

135 pts

28 yrs

Joueur9

260 pts

29 yrs

Joueur11

256 pts

31 yrs

Laurent G...

145 pts

25 yrs

Raphael V...

140 pts

24 yrs

Florian G...

136 pts

21 yrs

Yann Bert...

144 pts

25 yrs

Isaac Picard

135 pts

20 yrs

Mael Picard

137 pts

21 yrs

Bastien R...

142 pts

19 yrs

Tom Meyer

150 pts

21 yrs

Gabin Denis

149 pts

19 yrs

Mael Robin

137 pts

24 yrs

Benoît Mi...

140 pts

19 yrs

Match commentary

90'

Full time!

FC GSHC SFC SLB win 5-0 against FC Daemon to a standing ovation from the crowd!
90'

Shot off target by Joueur7

Great work from Joueur7 on the wing. He looks up and sends a cross-field ball to find Joueur16. Unfortunately, his volley goes well over the goal.
87'

Shot off target by Joueur6

After a scramble, Joueur9 lays it back to Joueur6 who shoots wide. What a shame!
85'

Tom Meyer is late on Joueur2, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.
84'

Joueur16 makes no attempt to play the ball there! Mael Robin is on the ground. It is a foul.
78'

Goal for FC GSHC SFC SLB! Joueur8

Stepover from Joueur8, leaving Mael Picard behind. He curls the ball into the top corner! A magnificent goal!
73'

Yellow card for Joueur3

Yellow card for Joueur3; if he does that again, it will be a red!
73'

Hard tackle by Joueur3 on Laurent Gillet, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.
67'

In a duel with Bastien Robin, Joueur2 goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.
62'

Save by Laurent Gillet

From midfield, Joueur9 unleashes a superb strike, but Laurent Gillet catches it easily before shouting at his teammates to wake them up.
58'

Joueur7 and Joueur2 are really on their game today; their link-up play is perfect.
52'

Joueur2 plays a through ball to Joueur11 but it is too long and goes for a goal kick.
47'

Free kick scored by Joueur8

Joueur8 strikes it low and catches out the keeper, who didn't move.
47'

Mael Robin gets dribbled past by Joueur11 and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe FC Daemon va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45+2'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour FC GSHC SFC SLB.
42'

Shot off target by Joueur11

After a successful one-two, Joueur11 manages to get a shot off, but it sails into the stands. Poor pigeons!
39'

FC GSHC SFC SLB fans are throwing flares onto the pitch, and stewards have to intervene. Play resumes.
35'

FC GSHC SFC SLB is moving the ball well with crisp passing, forcing FC Daemon to chase. A great collective display from FC GSHC SFC SLB!
33'

Joueur9 cuts inside to beat his marker, but Benoît Michel hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!
31'

Goal for FC GSHC SFC SLB! Joueur6

Stepover from Joueur6, leaving Isaac Picard behind. He curls the ball into the top corner! A magnificent goal!
27'

Bastien Robin stamps on Joueur7, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!
23'

Shot off target by Joueur16

Joueur16 crosses, Joueur9 attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.
21'

Joueur7 humiliates Yann Bertrand with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.
17'

Goal for FC GSHC SFC SLB! Joueur7

The players are moving the ball well, Joueur7 loses Isaac Picard to receive a good pass, takes a sharp touch, and hits a low drive that beats the keeper.
14'

Florian Garnier catches Joueur16's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.
8'

From a Joueur5 cross, the ball reaches Joueur11 who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.
5'

Goal for FC GSHC SFC SLB! Joueur7

Joueur7 is played through. He accelerates, dribbles past Florian Garnier, and beats the keeper with a subtle outside-of-the-boot finish.
3'

Nice pass from Joueur9 to Joueur5, but unfortunately he zigged while Joueur5 zagged.
2'

FC GSHC SFC SLB are dominating and keeping possession, but a pitch invader supporting FC Daemon has run onto the field and kicked the ball; he's been caught and play can resume.
0'

Kick-off

Get comfortable in your seat, we are set for 90 minutes of pure pleasure!

Key stats

FC GSHC SFC SLB FC Daemon

76% Possession 24%

5 Goals 0

6 Shots on target 0

4 Shots off target 0

2 Fouls 6

1 Yellow cards 0

0 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

Joueur8 78'
Joueur8 47'
Joueur6 31'
Joueur7 17'
Joueur7 5'

Key moments

A Total Massacre: FC Daemon Should Have Stayed in Bed

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