Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 74'

    Goal for Maison Noves! Timber

    Niang pulls the corner back for Timber, who strikes it with power. A deflection off a defender sends it into the net!

  2. 69'

    Goal for Maison Noves! Kihu

    It's a corner! Niang plays it along the ground to Kihu, who produces a fantastic backheel that leaves the keeper with no chance!

  3. 62'

    Goal for Maison Noves! M. Lewis-Skelly

    GOAL for M. Lewis-Skelly!!! M. Lewis-Skelly twists A. Iniesta inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  4. 58'

    Substitution for Jallet FC

    Jallet FC effectue un remplacement. Ronaldinho prend la place de Étienne Pinard.

  5. 50'

    Goal for Maison Noves! O. Selnaes

    Kihu hits a long cross-field pass to O. Selnaes, who executes an extraordinary volley! It is a goal!

  6. 47'

    Free kick scored by Robin Payet

    A superb strike from Robin Payet on this free kick; Damien Jarno didn't even move.

  7. 45'

    Goal for Jallet FC! Reynald Brion

    A cross from Étienne Pinard for Reynald Brion, who beats the opposing keeper. Those two linked up perfectly on that play!

  8. 10'

    Goal for Maison Noves! Timber

    Timber advances from the left, commits Gabriel Lenoir, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a public service announcement on how not to defend. Maison Noves absolutely dismantled Jallet FC in a brutal 6-1 thrashing that left the visitors looking like they had never seen a ball before. While Maison Noves was busy finding the back of the net with surgical precision—punctuated by a beautiful free-kick goal in the 47th minute and two clinical corner conversions—Jallet FC seemed intent on setting a new record for the most creative ways to miss a penalty. That botched spot-kick in the 49th minute was truly the cherry on top of their disastrous afternoon. 🤡

The statistics paint a picture of total domination: Maison Noves peppered the goal with 7 shots on target, while Jallet FC could barely muster a polite request for the goalkeeper to make a save. The visitors were so desperate to stop the bleeding that they resorted to clumsy fouls, committing double the amount of their opponents. It was painful to watch Jallet FC scramble around the pitch, desperately hoping for the final whistle while Maison Noves treated the second half like a leisurely stroll in the park. ⚽

By the time the final whistle blew, the scoreboard was a testament to the gulf in class between these two sides. Maison Noves played with the confidence of champions, while Jallet FC looked like they would have preferred to be anywhere else—perhaps attending a seminar on basic geometry or defensive positioning. As for our readers, let this be a lesson: if you want to see a masterclass, watch Maison Noves; if you want to see a comedy of errors, just look at the highlights of Jallet FC. Absolute carnage.

Match details

On 16/10/2026 20:30

Velodrome (Maison Noves)

47628 spectators

No extra time

Sulo
252 pts
21 yrs
Vegu
267 pts
23 yrs
Robin Payet
290 pts
26 yrs
Aguerd
282 pts
28 yrs
Kihu
259 pts
21 yrs
Pyfy
278 pts
23 yrs
O. Selnaes
275 pts
22 yrs
M. Lewis-...
305 pts
26 yrs
Timber
305 pts
28 yrs
Niang
301 pts
22 yrs
Weah
303 pts
23 yrs
Damien Jarno
252 pts
21 yrs
Gabriel L...
249 pts
25 yrs
Flo Kersalé
250 pts
24 yrs
Lippe
249 pts
24 yrs
Jallet
248 pts
28 yrs
Reynald B...
250 pts
22 yrs
A. Iniesta
249 pts
26 yrs
Guilou
249 pts
24 yrs
Falquiche
250 pts
29 yrs
Romain Pied
254 pts
22 yrs
Ronaldinho
255 pts
25 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Maison Noves fans can be proud, as their players gave everything to beat a valiant Jallet FC side.

  2. 90'

    Shot off target by Romain Pied

    A real masterclass from Romain Pied, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but Reynald Brion, despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!

  3. 87'

    Controlling a high ball on his chest, Flo Kersalé pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Vegu. Pure class.

  4. 84'

    Shot off target by Reynald Brion

    Reynald Brion breaks down the wing and pulls it back for A. Iniesta. The ball goes just wide of the post!

  5. 82'

    Pyfy dribbles past Jallet with a magnificent nutmeg. Jallet seems annoyed, so he tackles Pyfy from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  6. 79'

    Flo Kersalé commits a deliberate obstruction on M. Lewis-Skelly. Watch out!

  7. 77'

    For the last few minutes, Maison Noves and Jallet FC have just been watching each other play.

  8. 74'

    Goal for Maison Noves! Timber

    Niang pulls the corner back for Timber, who strikes it with power. A deflection off a defender sends it into the net!

  9. 70'

    Tactical change — Jallet FC

    Jallet FC modifie sa stratégie.

  10. 69'

    Goal for Maison Noves! Kihu

    It's a corner! Niang plays it along the ground to Kihu, who produces a fantastic backheel that leaves the keeper with no chance!

  11. 68'

    O. Selnaes thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined Lippe.

  12. 62'

    Goal for Maison Noves! M. Lewis-Skelly

    GOAL for M. Lewis-Skelly!!! M. Lewis-Skelly twists A. Iniesta inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  13. 58'

    Tactical change — Jallet FC

    Jallet FC modifie sa stratégie.

  14. 58'

    Substitution for Jallet FC

    Jallet FC effectue un remplacement. Ronaldinho prend la place de Étienne Pinard.

  15. 55'

    Robin Payet pushes Falquiche in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  16. 50'

    Goal for Maison Noves! O. Selnaes

    Kihu hits a long cross-field pass to O. Selnaes, who executes an extraordinary volley! It is a goal!

  17. 49'

    Penalty missed by Falquiche

    Falquiche runs up and shoots but the keeper dives the right way and tips it out for a corner! What a save!

  18. 49'

    Penalty to Jallet FC

    Despite the crowd's whistles and protests, the referee points to the penalty spot. Falquiche focuses on converting it.

  19. 49'

    Aguerd gets dribbled past by Étienne Pinard and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  20. 47'

    Free kick scored by Robin Payet

    A superb strike from Robin Payet on this free kick; Damien Jarno didn't even move.

  21. 47'

    A. Iniesta leans on Vegu in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  22. 45'

    Goal for Jallet FC! Reynald Brion

    A cross from Étienne Pinard for Reynald Brion, who beats the opposing keeper. Those two linked up perfectly on that play!

  23. 45+2'

    Tactical change — Jallet FC

    Jallet FC modifie sa stratégie.

  24. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour Maison Noves.

  25. 40'

    Ball recovered by Aguerd who rushes to play Robin Payet through, but the pass is overhit and goes out of play.

  26. 35'

    Lovely ball from Falquiche for Jallet, but a defender intercepts.

  27. 33'

    Flo Kersalé runs himself into a dead end on the right flank and is easily dispossessed by Pyfy.

  28. 28'

    M. Lewis-Skelly accelerates and passes to Vegu, who can't control the ball; it's a throw-in.

  29. 25'

    Jallet picks up the ball and whips in a great cross... but Lippe is poorly positioned and cannot connect!

  30. 19'

    Free kick by Robin Payet

    Robin Payet curls the ball towards the top corner, but the keeper punches it away for a corner!

  31. 19'

    O. Selnaes starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Flo Kersalé, who commits a very bad foul.

  32. 16'

    Save by Sulo

    Counter-attack from A. Iniesta who shoots, but Sulo makes a save with his foot!

  33. 10'

    Goal for Maison Noves! Timber

    Timber advances from the left, commits Gabriel Lenoir, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.

  34. 5'

    Shot off target by Weah

    Weah skins two players and hits the post from thirty-five meters out!!

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle for kick-off under heavy rain.

Key stats

Maison Noves Jallet FC
53% Possession 47%
6 Goals 1
7 Shots on target 2
1 Shots off target 2
2 Fouls 4
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Timber 74' Niang
  • Kihu 69' Niang
  • M. Lewis-Skelly 62'
  • O. Selnaes 50' Kihu
  • Robin Payet 47'
  • Timber 10'

Scorers

  • Reynald Brion 45' Étienne Pinard

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 47'

Midfield

  • 69'50'
  • 50'
  • 62'
  • 74'10'

Attack

  • 74'69'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 45'

Attack

  • 58'

Substitutes

  • 45'58'

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