Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 88'

    Substitution for Crocos du Botswanga

    Crocos du Botswanga effectue un remplacement. Jean-Croc Lacoste prend la place de Croc Monsieur.

  2. 84'

    Goal for Team of Bob! I. Diallo

    A through ball from Danilo finds I. Diallo, who beats the offside trap and I. Diallo beats the keeper with his right foot.

  3. 73'

    Goal for Crocos du Botswanga! Crocodile du Kil

    Corner taken by Croco des Iles towards the edge of the box for Crocodile du Kil, who connects with a thunderous volley that catches the keeper off guard. It's a goal!

  4. 62'

    Goal for Team of Bob! Sidney Govou

    Sidney Govou looked like he wanted to cross, but he found the top corner against Larme ultime, who cannot believe it. What a lucky goal!

  5. 28'

    Goal for Crocos du Botswanga! Croc Monsieur

    Croc Monsieur fires a shot, it deflects off a defender and ends up in the goal. The keeper was wrong-footed by his own defender. How unfortunate!

  6. 24'

    Free kick scored by Stassin

    And it's a goal! Stassin hits this free-kick hard and low. The ball hits the post before going in!

  7. 21'

    Goal for Crocos du Botswanga! Crocodile du Kil

    Croco des Iles accelerates down the left and crosses towards the goal. Crocodile du Kil arrives and meets it with a full-tilt header, it is in the back of the net!

  8. 15'

    Goal for Crocos du Botswanga! Croco Bite

    It is in the back of the net!! A driven cross from Croco des Iles is flicked on by Croco Bite to beat the keeper!

  9. 13'

    Goal for Team of Bob! Zlatan

    A lightning-fast counter-attack sees Sidney Govou play Zlatan in behind the defense. He is one-on-one with the keeper and slots it home with the inside of his boot.

  10. 5'

    Goal for Team of Bob! Zlatan

    Zlatan and F. Lemoine MOTEUR break on the counter, play a beautiful one-two, and Zlatan opens his foot to beat the opposing keeper.

What an absolute circus of a match! The Team of Bob started with the kind of optimism usually reserved for people who buy lottery tickets, opening the scoring at the 13th minute. But alas, their defense clearly decided to take a collective siesta. The Crocos du Botswanga responded with a ruthless, predatory efficiency that would make a shark blush, netting three goals in rapid succession before the half-hour mark. By the 28th minute, the Team of Bob looked like a deer in the headlights, conceding a free-kick goal that frankly should have been saved by anyone with a pulse. 🐊

The second half was a masterclass in chaotic football. While the Team of Bob clawed their way back with a spirited effort at the 62nd and 84th minutes, their discipline was nonexistent. With three fouls committed and a missed free-kick at the 72nd minute that sailed into the stratosphere, they effectively handed the keys to the kingdom to their opponents. The Crocos du Botswanga, despite a minor lapse in concentration, sealed their victory with a clinical corner-kick goal at the 73rd minute, proving that they are the only ones on the pitch who actually know how to aim at a target.

When the final whistle blew at 4-5, the scoreboard told the only story that mattered: Crocos du Botswanga dominated the statistics with 7 shots on target, proving that while Team of Bob likes to play pretend, their rivals prefer to play for keeps. It was a defensive disaster for Bob's boys, a tactical triumph for the visitors, and a delightful headache for anyone watching this high-scoring madness. Better luck next time, lads—maybe try practicing your defense instead of your excuses! ⚽

Match details

On 16/10/2026 19:30

Stade Hollandais Volant FC (Team of Bob)

19630 spectators

No extra time

Verveine
229 pts
31 yrs
william a...
245 pts
31 yrs
Richard P...
257 pts
27 yrs
M.Yepes
269 pts
30 yrs
I. Diallo
207 pts
27 yrs
Danilo
307 pts
27 yrs
F. Lemoin...
217 pts
32 yrs
Clément T...
264 pts
31 yrs
Zlatan
237 pts
28 yrs
Valou Ray
247 pts
31 yrs
Sidney Govou
288 pts
31 yrs
Larme ultime
266 pts
19 yrs
L espece ...
193 pts
17 yrs
Leslie Konda
225 pts
22 yrs
Géneral H...
202 pts
23 yrs
Croco Sif...
224 pts
23 yrs
Jean-Croc...
171 pts
28 yrs
Croco Bite
210 pts
25 yrs
Croco des...
208 pts
18 yrs
Reptile d...
191 pts
18 yrs
Stassin
292 pts
29 yrs
Crocodile...
187 pts
19 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 92'

    Full time!

    Full time, Crocos du Botswanga hands another defeat to Team of Bob, who must regroup for their next match.

  2. 91'

    Save by Larme ultime

    Counter-attack from Valou Ray who shoots, but Larme ultime makes a save with his foot!

  3. 88'

    Substitution for Crocos du Botswanga

    Crocos du Botswanga effectue un remplacement. Jean-Croc Lacoste prend la place de Croc Monsieur.

  4. 88'

    Crocos du Botswanga are dominating and keeping possession, but a pitch invader supporting Team of Bob has run onto the field and kicked the ball; he's been caught and play can resume.

  5. 86'

    They are playing in such a tight space, they need to get out of there... What a piece of skill from Leslie Konda to beat two players at once, he can spread it out to Croc Monsieur immediately.

  6. 84'

    Goal for Team of Bob! I. Diallo

    A through ball from Danilo finds I. Diallo, who beats the offside trap and I. Diallo beats the keeper with his right foot.

  7. 79'

    Team of Bob is calmly moving the ball around while Crocos du Botswanga sits deep. This is all very boring!

  8. 78'

    Tactical change — Crocos du Botswanga

    Crocos du Botswanga modifie sa stratégie.

  9. 73'

    Goal for Crocos du Botswanga! Crocodile du Kil

    Corner taken by Croco des Iles towards the edge of the box for Crocodile du Kil, who connects with a thunderous volley that catches the keeper off guard. It's a goal!

  10. 72'

    Free kick by Zlatan

    What a free kick!!!! Zlatan goes for power. Unfortunately, the ball hits the crossbar before flying into the stands. What a chance!

  11. 71'

    Croco Bite puts in a heavy tackle on william ayache during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  12. 69'

    What a horror tackle! M.Yepes drives his studs into Reptile du Delta's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  13. 68'

    Big chance for I. Diallo, who beats the keeper but is denied by the last-ditch effort of Croco Bite. What a shame!

  14. 66'

    Shot off target by I. Diallo

    Swerving cross from Danilo, I. Diallo tries to connect but sends the ball out for a goal kick.

  15. 63'

    Richard Plisson slides into L espece de Varan as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  16. 62'

    Goal for Team of Bob! Sidney Govou

    Sidney Govou looked like he wanted to cross, but he found the top corner against Larme ultime, who cannot believe it. What a lucky goal!

  17. 57'

    Croc Monsieur takes too long to release the ball and Crocodile du Kil is caught offside.

  18. 55'

    Save by Verveine

    Croco Bite took his time to lob Verveine... perhaps too much time, as a defender's head comes to the rescue.

  19. 52'

    Save by Verveine

    Low drive from Croco Bite, comfortably gathered by Verveine.

  20. 51'

    Great defending from Sidney Govou, who manages to pin Croco des Iles at the corner flag and eventually nicks the ball away!

  21. 46'

    Croco Bite pulls off a beautiful chest-trap into the path of Stassin. We would love to see that kind of skill more often!

  22. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Team of Bob va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  23. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 4 buts à 2 pour Crocos du Botswanga.

  24. 40'

    Shot off target by Croco Bite

    After a successful one-two, Croco Bite manages to get a shot off, but it sails into the stands. Poor pigeons!

  25. 36'

    Shot off target by F. Lemoine MOTEUR

    F. Lemoine MOTEUR picks up the ball 30 meters out in the center, doesn't hesitate, and fires with all his might, but it's over the bar.

  26. 34'

    Stassin leans on Sidney Govou in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  27. 28'

    Goal for Crocos du Botswanga! Croc Monsieur

    Croc Monsieur fires a shot, it deflects off a defender and ends up in the goal. The keeper was wrong-footed by his own defender. How unfortunate!

  28. 24'

    Free kick scored by Stassin

    And it's a goal! Stassin hits this free-kick hard and low. The ball hits the post before going in!

  29. 24'

    What a foul! As Croco des Iles was heading for goal, F. Lemoine MOTEUR comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  30. 21'

    Goal for Crocos du Botswanga! Crocodile du Kil

    Croco des Iles accelerates down the left and crosses towards the goal. Crocodile du Kil arrives and meets it with a full-tilt header, it is in the back of the net!

  31. 15'

    Goal for Crocos du Botswanga! Croco Bite

    It is in the back of the net!! A driven cross from Croco des Iles is flicked on by Croco Bite to beat the keeper!

  32. 13'

    Goal for Team of Bob! Zlatan

    A lightning-fast counter-attack sees Sidney Govou play Zlatan in behind the defense. He is one-on-one with the keeper and slots it home with the inside of his boot.

  33. 11'

    A sublime cross-field pass from Crocodile du Kil to Géneral Hors-jeu, who brings it down with his chest.

  34. 5'

    Goal for Team of Bob! Zlatan

    Zlatan and F. Lemoine MOTEUR break on the counter, play a beautiful one-two, and Zlatan opens his foot to beat the opposing keeper.

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee is ready, the 22 players are set, and the match can finally begin.

Key stats

Team of Bob Crocos du Botswanga
43% Possession 57%
4 Goals 5
5 Shots on target 7
3 Shots off target 1
3 Fouls 2
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • I. Diallo 84' Danilo
  • Sidney Govou 62'
  • Zlatan 13' Sidney Govou
  • Zlatan 5' F. Lemoine MOTEUR

Scorers

  • Crocodile du Kil 73' Croco des Iles
  • Croc Monsieur 28'
  • Stassin 24'
  • Crocodile du Kil 21' Croco des Iles
  • Croco Bite 15' Croco des Iles

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 84'

Midfield

  • 84'
  • 5'

Attack

  • 13'5'
  • 62'13'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 88'
  • 15'
  • 73'21'15'

Attack

  • 24'
  • 73'21'

Substitutes

  • 28'88'

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