Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 87'

    Free kick scored by Anthony Ondet

    And it's a goal! Anthony Ondet hits this free-kick hard and low. The ball hits the post before going in!

  2. 31'

    Goal for Prison Break! B. Miles Franklin

    Michael Scofield drives the corner in low; B. Miles Franklin charges to the penalty spot and attempts a backheel, the ball hits the post and goes in. What a magnificent finish!!!

  3. 23'

    Goal for Prison Break! Fernando Sucré

    What a textbook goal! After some superb triangle passing, Monsieur Kim sets up Fernando Sucré perfectly, who beats the keeper with a left-footed strike from the edge of the box!!

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a public service announcement on why Bistoufly F.C. should consider a career change, perhaps in competitive napping. The final score of 0-3 in favor of Prison Break doesn't even begin to capture the sheer incompetence on display. While Prison Break was busy treating the pitch like a training ground—racking up seven shots on target and playing with the grace of a well-oiled machine—the boys from Bistoufly F.C. seemed to think they were playing a contact sport where the goal was to see who could commit the most fouls. With six cynical challenges and a staggering singular shot on target, they looked less like a professional club and more like a group of tourists who wandered into the stadium by mistake. 🤡

The carnage began early, with Prison Break dismantling their opponents by the 23rd minute, followed quickly by a corner-kick masterclass at the half-hour mark. It was embarrassing to watch Bistoufly F.C. scramble; they spent the entire afternoon hacking away at ankles rather than actually attempting to play the ball. Even when Prison Break got generous and missed a penalty in the 85th minute, Bistoufly F.C. couldn't even manage the dignity of a clean sheet for the remaining five minutes, gifting a final goal via a direct free kick just moments later. It was a total masterclass in how to lose friends and alienate fans.

By the time the final whistle blew, Prison Break had fired twelve shots in total, while Bistoufly F.C. had effectively spent ninety minutes perfecting their "fouling" technique. If there were a trophy for being the most frustrated, clumsy, and ineffective team in the league, the trophy cabinet at Bistoufly F.C. would finally be full. As for Prison Break, they leave the pitch with their heads held high, having barely broken a sweat against a side that appeared to be playing in lead boots. A truly pathetic display from the hosts, and a well-deserved victory for the visitors who turned this into a complete walk in the park. ⚽️

Match details

On 15/10/2026 15:30

Stade Bistoufly (Bistoufly.F.C)

54207 spectators

No extra time

Wite
214 pts
20 yrs
Babo
239 pts
22 yrs
Thibault ...
219 pts
29 yrs
Rujy
207 pts
20 yrs
Antonin M...
226 pts
30 yrs
Dyhy
171 pts
19 yrs
Myni
252 pts
18 yrs
Vaba
358 pts
21 yrs
Kipo
245 pts
18 yrs
Vube
216 pts
18 yrs
Vacu
239 pts
20 yrs
Bradley B...
272 pts
23 yrs
Michael S...
269 pts
21 yrs
Lincoln B...
268 pts
25 yrs
John Abruzzi
267 pts
27 yrs
Fernando ...
267 pts
24 yrs
Théodore ...
267 pts
27 yrs
Anthony O...
271 pts
23 yrs
B. Miles ...
274 pts
24 yrs
Nathan Ondet
272 pts
23 yrs
Charles P...
267 pts
24 yrs
Monsieur Kim
269 pts
24 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    A great win for Prison Break over Bistoufly.F.C; they had to work for it!

  2. 91'

    Shot off target by Nathan Ondet

    Nathan Ondet picks up the ball 30 meters out in the center, doesn't hesitate, and fires with all his might, but it's over the bar.

  3. 87'

    Free kick scored by Anthony Ondet

    And it's a goal! Anthony Ondet hits this free-kick hard and low. The ball hits the post before going in!

  4. 87'

    Monsieur Kim dribbles past two opponents, but Dyhy decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  5. 85'

    Penalty missed by Charles Patoshik

    Charles Patoshik runs up and shoots but the keeper dives the right way and tips it out for a corner! What a save!

  6. 85'

    Penalty to Prison Break

    That foul was committed inside the penalty area. The crowd is holding its breath! Charles Patoshik is preparing to take the shot...

  7. 85'

    Wite manages to dribble past Monsieur Kim, who catches up. Wite slaps his opponent! Foul!

  8. 83'

    Save by Bradley Bellick

    Low drive from Vaba, comfortably gathered by Bradley Bellick.

  9. 80'

    Shot on target by Nathan Ondet

    Nathan Ondet races down the right and crosses perfectly for Théodore Bagwell. Alone at the penalty spot, he heads it down, but the keeper stretches to his left to parry it away with his right hand. What an exceptional save!

  10. 79'

    Antonin Masson is the engine of this team; after a run down the right flank, he passes to Rujy, but the ball goes out for a throw-in.

  11. 75'

    Down the left flank, Babo plays it through to Kipo, who sends a cross into the box but it is blocked by a defender.

  12. 70'

    Shot on target by Monsieur Kim

    Monsieur Kim tries to catch the keeper out with a dipping shot, but it's deflected for a corner.

  13. 66'

    Free kick by Anthony Ondet

    Anthony Ondet strikes it accurately. He aims for the top left corner, but once again, the keeper is alert and makes a clean save from the low-power shot.

  14. 66'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Babo on Monsieur Kim.

  15. 61'

    Prison Break is pressing very intensely, forcing Bistoufly.F.C to bypass their midfield and play long balls to their forwards.

  16. 60'

    Shot off target by Théodore Bagwell

    Théodore Bagwell waits for an option, but none comes, so he goes for it and shoots! Way over the bar.

  17. 57'

    Rujy commits a deliberate obstruction on Théodore Bagwell. Watch out!

  18. 53'

    Free kick by Anthony Ondet

    Poorly taken free kick by Anthony Ondet, the attackers can only get a glancing touch on the ball.

  19. 52'

    What a horror tackle! Antonin Masson drives his studs into Monsieur Kim's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  20. 47'

    Nathan Ondet passes to Lincoln Burrows, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

  21. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Bistoufly.F.C va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  22. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour Prison Break.

  23. 41'

    Rujy attempts a tough tackle on Fernando Sucré but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  24. 38'

    Shot off target by Fernando Sucré

    B. Miles Franklin is played through on the right wing and immediately crosses for Fernando Sucré, who smashes a header, but unfortunately wide of the goal. The keeper didn't even move.

  25. 37'

    Vacu complains about the tight marking from Fernando Sucré, but the referee ignores him.

  26. 33'

    Babo and Kipo are stringing passes together beautifully.

  27. 31'

    Goal for Prison Break! B. Miles Franklin

    Michael Scofield drives the corner in low; B. Miles Franklin charges to the penalty spot and attempts a backheel, the ball hits the post and goes in. What a magnificent finish!!!

  28. 28'

    Vube and Rujy are linking up perfectly today; they are building some exceptional play together!

  29. 23'

    Goal for Prison Break! Fernando Sucré

    What a textbook goal! After some superb triangle passing, Monsieur Kim sets up Fernando Sucré perfectly, who beats the keeper with a left-footed strike from the edge of the box!!

  30. 22'

    Shot on target by Nathan Ondet

    Magnificent 30-meter strike from Nathan Ondet. The keeper gathers the ball at the second attempt.

  31. 18'

    John Abruzzi takes too long to release the ball and B. Miles Franklin is caught offside.

  32. 13'

    Shot off target by Fernando Sucré

    Nice one-two between Fernando Sucré and Anthony Ondet, but Anthony Ondet shoots wide!

  33. 7'

    A wonderful one-two between Théodore Bagwell and Anthony Ondet takes out three opposing players.

  34. 5'

    Bistoufly.F.C is giving the ball away far too much in midfield and cannot string any passes together.

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    The atmosphere is electric in the stadium, and the referee has just signaled the start of the match.

Key stats

Bistoufly.F.C Prison Break
31% Possession 69%
0 Goals 3
1 Shots on target 7
0 Shots off target 5
6 Fouls 0
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Anthony Ondet 87'
  • B. Miles Franklin 31' Michael Scofield
  • Fernando Sucré 23' Monsieur Kim

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 31'
  • 23'

Midfield

  • 87'
  • 31'

Attack

  • 23'

Substitutes

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