Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 69'

    Goal for ASVP44! Kuce

    Kuce and Lepennant link up perfectly, a one-two between the pair and Kuce, one-on-one with the keeper, slots it home with his instep.

  2. 39'

    Red card for Raphaël Guerreiro

    Oh yes! Following that foul, it's a red card for Raphaël Guerreiro. He leaves the pitch with his head down, his team won't even look at him.

  3. 33'

    Penalty converted by Patrice Loko

    Patrice Loko scores off the right post, that was a close one!

  4. 33'

    Yellow card for Lepennant

    And yes, it is a booking for Lepennant!

  5. 27'

    Free kick scored by Tom Roux

    Tom Roux steps up to take the free kick. He takes a long run-up and unleashes a left-footed outside-the-boot strike that curls around the wall and into the top corner!!

  6. 24'

    Substitution for ASVP44

    ASVP44 effectue un remplacement. Tabo prend la place de Roty.

  7. 23'

    Yellow card for Arsène Kouassi

    He earned that card! A fully deserved yellow card for Arsène Kouassi.

  8. 20'

    Goal for FC Merluchon! Patrice Loko

    GOAL! From a wonderful pass by Pablo Pagis, Patrice Loko just had to beat the keeper to score.

  9. 19'

    Roty goes down injured

    I think Roty got hurt on that play.

What a glorious disaster we witnessed today! The clash between ASVP44 and FC Merluchon ended in a 2-2 draw that felt less like a professional football match and more like a Sunday league brawl organized by people who have never actually seen a ball before. The drama kicked off in the 33rd minute when ASVP44 decided that fouling was a legitimate defensive strategy, resulting in a yellow card and a penalty that FC Merluchon gleefully converted. Just six minutes later, FC Merluchon decided to even the playing field—or perhaps just lose their collective minds—by picking up a straight red card. Honestly, watching them play with ten men was like watching a chicken run around without a head; entertaining, but ultimately doomed.

The second half was a masterclass in inaccuracy. FC Merluchon seemed to think they were playing rugby, launching six shots into the stratosphere while ASVP44 just tried to survive the match without losing their entire starting roster to injury. ASVP44 finally managed to find the back of the net in the 69th minute, proving that even a broken clock is right twice a day. Meanwhile, the referee spent most of his afternoon blowing his whistle, likely trying to drown out the sound of his own regrets for accepting this assignment. 🤡

By the time the final whistle blew, the stats told a hilarious story: ASVP44 had four shots on target and four shots on target only—no misses, just pure, boring precision—while FC Merluchon peppered the fans in the stands with six wayward efforts. It was a chaotic, sloppy, and utterly forgettable performance from both sides. If this is the peak of our local league, I think I’ll take up knitting instead. Truly a match for the history books, if those books were written in crayon. ⚽

Match details

On 14/10/2026 09:30

ASVP Stadium (ASVP44)

52959 spectators

No extra time

Fanu
254 pts
20 yrs
Kudo
257 pts
22 yrs
Kyta
254 pts
22 yrs
Xewu
252 pts
24 yrs
Raxo
252 pts
20 yrs
Lepennant
191 pts
32 yrs
Kuce
253 pts
22 yrs
Tabo
226 pts
22 yrs
Siny
255 pts
20 yrs
Tom Roux
209 pts
31 yrs
Qegy
254 pts
22 yrs
Fabien Au...
220 pts
19 yrs
Arsène Ko...
211 pts
24 yrs
Michaël C...
210 pts
19 yrs
Montassar...
235 pts
20 yrs
Srdjan Ku...
212 pts
19 yrs
Javier Pa...
260 pts
27 yrs
Raphaël G...
212 pts
19 yrs
Laurent A...
219 pts
20 yrs
Fabrice A...
210 pts
29 yrs
Patrice Loko
231 pts
20 yrs
Pablo Pagis
214 pts
19 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    And we leave you with a dull draw between ASVP44 and FC Merluchon with a final score of 2-2-.

  2. 88'

    Shot off target by Srdjan Kuzmic

    Srdjan Kuzmic waits for an option, but none comes, so he goes for it and shoots! Way over the bar.

  3. 85'

    Shot off target by Srdjan Kuzmic

    Srdjan Kuzmic passes to Patrice Loko, who strikes from 20 meters out, but the ball goes very close... to the corner flag.

  4. 83'

    Raxo manages to dribble past Laurent Abergel, who catches up. Raxo slaps his opponent! Foul!

  5. 82'

    ASVP44 is dropping back as FC Merluchon looks increasingly dangerous.

  6. 80'

    FC Merluchon is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the ASVP44 players.

  7. 78'

    Following a nice piece of skill from Srdjan Kuzmic, Kyta can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  8. 75'

    Shot off target by Laurent Abergel

    Great solo effort from Laurent Abergel, cutting inside from the left and firing a powerful shot into the side netting!

  9. 73'

    Shot off target by Srdjan Kuzmic

    Big miss! Srdjan Kuzmic cuts the ball back to Pablo Pagis. After a great touch he is one-on-one with the keeper, but his powerful strike is off target! What a waste...

  10. 71'

    ASVP44 is dropping back as FC Merluchon looks increasingly dangerous.

  11. 69'

    Goal for ASVP44! Kuce

    Kuce and Lepennant link up perfectly, a one-two between the pair and Kuce, one-on-one with the keeper, slots it home with his instep.

  12. 65'

    Siny picks up a lovely through ball and looks to round the keeper, but he slips just as he tries to dribble. What a shame!

  13. 62'

    Shot off target by Fabrice Abriel

    Fabrice Abriel!!! We all thought it was in, but his shot goes wide of the goal.

  14. 58'

    Save by Fanu

    Laurent Abergel is one-on-one with Fanu but completely fluffs the chip! What a lack of composure.

  15. 57'

    After an aerial duel, Javier Pastore delivers a violent elbow to the face of Raxo, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  16. 53'

    Kudo dribbles past Michaël Ciani with a magnificent nutmeg. Michaël Ciani seems annoyed, so he tackles Kudo from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  17. 52'

    Shot off target by Javier Pastore

    Great work from Javier Pastore on the wing. He looks up and sends a cross-field ball to find Fabrice Abriel. Unfortunately, his volley goes well over the goal.

  18. 50'

    Srdjan Kuzmic and Fabrice Abriel are really on their game today; their link-up play is perfect.

  19. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe ASVP44 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  20. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour FC Merluchon.

  21. 42'

    Free kick by Tom Roux

    Tom Roux goes over the wall but can't beat Fabien Audard, who had anticipated the shot.

  22. 42'

    What a foul! As Fanu was heading for goal, Montassar Talbi comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  23. 39'

    Red card for Raphaël Guerreiro

    Oh yes! Following that foul, it's a red card for Raphaël Guerreiro. He leaves the pitch with his head down, his team won't even look at him.

  24. 39'

    Raphaël Guerreiro pushes Siny in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  25. 38'

    ASVP44 can no longer build up play or string two passes together! This is down to the excellent high press from FC Merluchon!

  26. 33'

    Penalty converted by Patrice Loko

    Patrice Loko scores off the right post, that was a close one!

  27. 33'

    Penalty to FC Merluchon

    Foul in the penalty area, the referee doesn't hesitate to point to the spot. Patrice Loko takes responsibility for the spot-kick.

  28. 33'

    Yellow card for Lepennant

    And yes, it is a booking for Lepennant!

  29. 33'

    Lepennant is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Srdjan Kuzmic's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  30. 30'

    Penalty missed by Patrice Loko

    Patrice Loko attempts a panenka, but the keeper catches it easily.

  31. 30'

    Penalty to FC Merluchon

    After that nasty challenge, Patrice Loko will try to convert the penalty awarded by the referee.

  32. 30'

    Montassar Talbi dribbles past Fanu with a magnificent nutmeg. Fanu seems annoyed, so he tackles Montassar Talbi from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  33. 27'

    Free kick scored by Tom Roux

    Tom Roux steps up to take the free kick. He takes a long run-up and unleashes a left-footed outside-the-boot strike that curls around the wall and into the top corner!!

  34. 27'

    Hard tackle by Srdjan Kuzmic on Lepennant, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  35. 24'

    Tactical change — ASVP44

    ASVP44 modifie sa stratégie.

  36. 24'

    Substitution for ASVP44

    ASVP44 effectue un remplacement. Tabo prend la place de Roty.

  37. 23'

    Yellow card for Arsène Kouassi

    He earned that card! A fully deserved yellow card for Arsène Kouassi.

  38. 23'

    Arsène Kouassi pushes Qegy in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  39. 20'

    Goal for FC Merluchon! Patrice Loko

    GOAL! From a wonderful pass by Pablo Pagis, Patrice Loko just had to beat the keeper to score.

  40. 19'

    Roty goes down injured

    I think Roty got hurt on that play.

  41. 18'

    Srdjan Kuzmic attempts a tough tackle on Roty but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  42. 13'

    Save by Fanu

    That was close! A perfect through ball finds Fabrice Abriel one-on-one with the keeper; he draws him out and tries to lob him... but Fanu had anticipated the move and stretches to deflect the ball!

  43. 10'

    A surging run from Kudo looking for a one-two with Kuce, but the latter is blocked.

  44. 8'

    Shot on target by Qegy

    Lepennant plays it first time to Qegy, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.

  45. 5'

    ASVP44 is currently unable to string two consecutive passes together against FC Merluchon.

  46. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off! With sunny weather and a pristine pitch, all the conditions are set for a beautiful game!

Key stats

ASVP44 FC Merluchon
52% Possession 48%
2 Goals 2
4 Shots on target 4
0 Shots off target 6
4 Fouls 7
1 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 1
1 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Kuce 69' Lepennant
  • Tom Roux 27'

Scorers

  • Patrice Loko 33'
  • Patrice Loko 20' Pablo Pagis

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 69'33'
  • 69'
  • 24'

Attack

  • 27'

Substitutes

  • 19'24'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 23'

Midfield

  • 39'

Attack

  • 33'(Pen)20'
  • 20'

Substitutes

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