FC Pluremus vs DUR A QUEER - Match report

Championship

Full time

FC Pluremus

2-8

HT: 0 - 7

DUR A QUEER

Key moments

89'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARGONADE

ARGONADE through the middle combines with TOM BOMBASTICK on the right wing, who plays it back into his path. ARGONADE hits it first time and the keeper cannot stop it. What a move!
85'

Red card for Baptiste Brunet

Red card!!!!!!!! And yes, it is indeed a red that the referee pulls out for Baptiste Brunet!!!
78'

Goal for FC Pluremus! Jéruerin

GOAL! Louis Lemaire plays a beautiful through ball to Jéruerin, who keeps his cool to beat the keeper.
70'

Goal for FC Pluremus! Malo Durand

GOAL FOR Malo Durand!!!!! From the initial ball, Jéruerin slips it to Malo Durand, who fires a 35-yard rocket into the top corner.
65'

Yellow card for Baptiste Brunet

There was too much aggression there, it's a yellow card for Baptiste Brunet and it's deserved.
53'

MIA LANGUE DE SER goes down injured

Unfortunately, MIA LANGUE DE SER is no longer fit to continue; he should be replaced in the coming minutes.
38'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! EOMERD

EOMERD sprints from his own half and unleashes a thunderbolt, the ball flies straight into the top corner, Mael Dupuy could do nothing!
34'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! EOMERD

The players are moving the ball well, EOMERD loses Alan Laurent to receive a good pass, takes a sharp touch, and hits a low drive that beats the keeper.
30'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARABURNE

Oh, what a blunder!!! Charles Moreau plays a weak backpass to his keeper, ARABURNE intercepts, rounds the keeper, and scores into an empty net...
27'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! ROI SORCIER GANGB

A powerful strike from ROI SORCIER GANGB that is unfortunately deflected by Alan Laurent, beating his own keeper.
11'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! LEGLAS

ARGONADE clears it long, LEGLAS uses his pace to beat his marker and is one-on-one with the keeper; he dummies the shot and taps it into an empty net.
5'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! LEGLAS

What a goal! LEGLAS tries a shot from 20 meters out that hits the bar and goes in!
2'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! PENETHOR

PENETHOR is played through. He accelerates, dribbles past Dobi, and beats the keeper with a subtle outside-of-the-boot finish.

Match editorial

DUR A QUEER HUMILIATES FC PLUREMUS IN A TOTAL FOOTBALL MASSACRE

What we witnessed today was not a football match, but a tactical execution. DUR A QUEER arrived on the pitch like a whirlwind, turning the FC Pluremus defense into a collection of training cones. By the 38th minute, the scoreline was already a humiliating 0-4. While DUR A QUEER dominated with 12 shots on target and sheer elegance, FC Pluremus seemed more interested in practicing their wrestling moves, racking up seven fouls and a red card that perfectly encapsulated their desperate, chaotic afternoon. ⚽

To their credit, FC Pluremus managed a brief glimmer of hope between the 70th and 78th minutes, clawing back two goals. But let’s be honest: that was merely a polite invitation for DUR A QUEER to stop playing with their food. Despite one unlucky injury, the visitors remained focused, eventually sealing the 2-8 victory with a final strike in the 89th minute. It was a masterclass in clinical finishing versus a team that clearly needs to spend more time on their passing drills and less time complaining to the referee. 🤡

The final whistle was a mercy for FC Pluremus, who ended the game a man down after a deserved red card. DUR A QUEER walks away with three points and their dignity fully intact, while the home side is left to ponder why they even bothered to show up. If you are looking for a lesson in how to be completely dismantled on your own turf, look no further than this performance. A truly glorious day for football, and a complete nightmare for the local fans! 🔥

Head-to-head

Match details

On 13/10/2026 21:30

Olimpia Plurimus (FC Pluremus)

5419 spectators

No extra time

Mael Dupuy

128 pts

23 yrs

Charles M...

131 pts

25 yrs

Alan Laurent

130 pts

25 yrs

Tiago Leroy

130 pts

24 yrs

Malo Durand

126 pts

25 yrs

Dobi

170 pts

19 yrs

Thomas Mo...

127 pts

22 yrs

Louis Lem...

124 pts

23 yrs

Guillaume...

123 pts

24 yrs

Baptiste ...

125 pts

25 yrs

Jéruerin

162 pts

20 yrs

GWEENLI

255 pts

22 yrs

FAGRAMIR

239 pts

21 yrs

LURTZ LE ...

235 pts

21 yrs

MIA LANGU...

237 pts

22 yrs

PENETHOR

246 pts

20 yrs

ROI SORCI...

238 pts

25 yrs

EOMERD

233 pts

21 yrs

ARGONADE

245 pts

20 yrs

ARABURNE

255 pts

22 yrs

TOM BOMBA...

237 pts

20 yrs

LEGLAS

238 pts

22 yrs

Match commentary

91'

Full time!

After a thrilling match, DUR A QUEER takes the win over FC Pluremus.
89'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARGONADE

ARGONADE through the middle combines with TOM BOMBASTICK on the right wing, who plays it back into his path. ARGONADE hits it first time and the keeper cannot stop it. What a move!
85'

Red card for Baptiste Brunet

Red card!!!!!!!! And yes, it is indeed a red that the referee pulls out for Baptiste Brunet!!!
85'

Baptiste Brunet makes no attempt to play the ball there! EOMERD is on the ground. It is a foul.
83'

Jéruerin dribbles past two opponents, but LURTZ LE CHICHI decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!
78'

Goal for FC Pluremus! Jéruerin

GOAL! Louis Lemaire plays a beautiful through ball to Jéruerin, who keeps his cool to beat the keeper.
74'

Free kick by ARABURNE

ARABURNE takes the free kick, the ball goes very high and seems to be dropping into the top corner, but Mael Dupuy tips it over.
74'

Tiago Leroy is late on LEGLAS, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.
70'

Goal for FC Pluremus! Malo Durand

GOAL FOR Malo Durand!!!!! From the initial ball, Jéruerin slips it to Malo Durand, who fires a 35-yard rocket into the top corner.
65'

Yellow card for Baptiste Brunet

There was too much aggression there, it's a yellow card for Baptiste Brunet and it's deserved.
65'

Baptiste Brunet is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on LURTZ LE CHICHI's shoulders during an aerial duel!
63'

Shot on target by LEGLAS

LEGLAS beats his man with a brilliant roulette, shoots immediately, but his effort is saved by the keeper's foot. What a fantastic play!!!
61'

LEGLAS picks up the ball and whips in a great cross... but PENETHOR is poorly positioned and cannot connect!
56'

Free kick by ARABURNE

ARABURNE strikes the free kick with power, but it goes straight to the keeper who gathers it at the second attempt.
56'

GWEENLI dribbles past Dobi with a magnificent nutmeg. Dobi seems annoyed, so he tackles GWEENLI from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!
53'

MIA LANGUE DE SER goes down injured

Unfortunately, MIA LANGUE DE SER is no longer fit to continue; he should be replaced in the coming minutes.
53'

Louis Lemaire is late on MIA LANGUE DE SER, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.
50'

Undeniable foul! Dobi tackles TOM BOMBASTICK with both feet off the ground!
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC Pluremus va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 7 buts à 0 pour DUR A QUEER.
38'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! EOMERD

EOMERD sprints from his own half and unleashes a thunderbolt, the ball flies straight into the top corner, Mael Dupuy could do nothing!
34'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! EOMERD

The players are moving the ball well, EOMERD loses Alan Laurent to receive a good pass, takes a sharp touch, and hits a low drive that beats the keeper.
30'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARABURNE

Oh, what a blunder!!! Charles Moreau plays a weak backpass to his keeper, ARABURNE intercepts, rounds the keeper, and scores into an empty net...
27'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! ROI SORCIER GANGB

A powerful strike from ROI SORCIER GANGB that is unfortunately deflected by Alan Laurent, beating his own keeper.
23'

Shot off target by LEGLAS

Breaking down the right wing, LEGLAS spots the keeper off his line. He goes for it, but finds the side netting. What a pity!
17'

PENETHOR and FAGRAMIR are linking up perfectly today; they are building some exceptional play together!
15'

Free kick by ARABURNE

Free kick, ARABURNE to take it, he takes his run-up, it's 30 meters over the bar, that was a lovely drop goal!
15'

Louis Lemaire manages to dribble past ARGONADE, who catches up. Louis Lemaire slaps his opponent! Foul!
13'

Save by Mael Dupuy

Low drive from TOM BOMBASTICK, comfortably gathered by Mael Dupuy.
11'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! LEGLAS

ARGONADE clears it long, LEGLAS uses his pace to beat his marker and is one-on-one with the keeper; he dummies the shot and taps it into an empty net.
9'

Shot off target by ARABURNE

After a nice team move, ARABURNE curls a shot from 25 meters out that goes just wide of the keeper, who didn't move.
5'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! LEGLAS

What a goal! LEGLAS tries a shot from 20 meters out that hits the bar and goes in!
2'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! PENETHOR

PENETHOR is played through. He accelerates, dribbles past Dobi, and beats the keeper with a subtle outside-of-the-boot finish.
0'

Kick-off

The two teams have just stepped onto the pitch. The stadium is not full for this encounter.

Key stats

FC Pluremus DUR A QUEER

23% Possession 77%

2 Goals 8

2 Shots on target 12

0 Shots off target 3

7 Fouls 1

1 Yellow cards 0

1 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 1

Scorers

Jéruerin 78' Louis Lemaire
Malo Durand 70' Jéruerin

Scorers

ARGONADE 89' TOM BOMBASTICK
EOMERD 38'
EOMERD 34'
ARABURNE 30'
ROI SORCIER GANGB 27'
LEGLAS 11' ARGONADE
LEGLAS 5'
PENETHOR 2'

Goalkeeper

Defence

70'

Midfield

78'
65'85'

Attack

78'70'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

53'
2'

Midfield

27'
38'34'
89'11'

Attack

30'
89'
11'5'

Substitutes

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