Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 88'

    Goal for Poulpe! BARBOSSA EN PIWI

    The corner is delivered to the back post by KINDER MALO, and BARBOSSA EN PIWI powers a header past the keeper! It's a GOAL!

  2. 77'

    Goal for Poulpe! BARBOSSA EN PIWI

    It is in the back of the net!! A driven cross from BABOUIN FURTIF is flicked on by BARBOSSA EN PIWI to beat the keeper!

  3. 73'

    Free kick scored by BITURBO V12

    What a Juninho-esque free-kick from BITURBO V12, of rare purity!!!

  4. 66'

    Goal for Poulpe! BITURBO V12

    What an exceptional goal! BITURBO V12 takes a shot from the center circle and courtois can only watch it go in.

  5. 61'

    Yellow card for damfrize

    damfrize picks up his first booking of the match; he will need to be careful from now on.

  6. 41'

    Goal for Poulpe! BIG FUSIL A PROUT

    It is in the back of the net!! A driven cross from BITURBO V12 is flicked on by BIG FUSIL A PROUT to beat the keeper!

  7. 31'

    Goal for Poulpe! GEORGE TROUDNEY

    A through ball from BARBOSSA EN PIWI to GEORGE TROUDNEY, who hits a clean chip into the far corner.

  8. 27'

    Free kick scored by BITURBO V12

    Free-kick taken by BITURBO V12!! courtois is unsighted and can do nothing about this missile that ends up in the back of the net.

  9. 27'

    Yellow card for cucurela

    cucurela receives a yellow card despite apologizing.

  10. 6'

    Yellow card for bernado silva

    The referee speaks with his assistant, then goes over to bernado silva and gives him a yellow card for that foul.

What we witnessed today at the stadium was less of a football match and more of a tactical execution. Poulpe didn't just play; they toyed with their opponents, treating the pitch like a private playground while real madrid fc/80 seemed to have confused a professional game with a chaotic wrestling session. With 10 shots on target against a pathetic zero from the visitors, it is safe to say that real madrid fc/80 spent more time collecting yellow cards and committing fouls than actually touching the ball. It was a masterclass in efficiency for Poulpe and a masterclass in embarrassment for the visitors. 🐙

The misery for real madrid fc/80 began in the 27th minute when their persistent fouling finally invited a free-kick goal from Poulpe. From that moment on, the floodgates opened. Between the 31st and 41st minutes, Poulpe dismantled the opposition's non-existent defense with clinical precision. By the time the referee whistled for halftime, real madrid fc/80 had already racked up three yellow cards, proving that if you cannot stop the talent, you might as well try to stop the ankles. Spoiler alert: it didn't work.

The second half was a relentless parade of humiliation. Poulpe continued to rain down goals, including a second free-kick special in the 73rd minute and a final corner-kick header in the 88th minute to seal the 7-0 scoreline. real madrid fc/80 finished the day with 8 fouls and zero shots, a statistic so bleak it should probably be investigated by human rights organizations. As for Poulpe, they walked off the pitch leaving nothing but wreckage in their wake. A truly historic day for the scoreboard operator who surely needed a break after this lopsided display! ⚽

Match details

On 13/10/2026 20:30

Stade Poulpe (Poulpe)

4850 spectators

No extra time

EL KRAKEN
271 pts
25 yrs
KINDER MALO
259 pts
25 yrs
AL PACHIBRO
251 pts
24 yrs
BRAD BITE
268 pts
26 yrs
GEORGE TR...
286 pts
25 yrs
BARBOSSA ...
287 pts
25 yrs
GANDALF E...
292 pts
21 yrs
SIRIUS CRACK
291 pts
24 yrs
BIG FUSIL...
281 pts
24 yrs
BITURBO V12
282 pts
24 yrs
BABOUIN F...
235 pts
27 yrs
courtois
135 pts
23 yrs
cucurela
134 pts
19 yrs
valverde
127 pts
26 yrs
konate
141 pts
23 yrs
heisen
135 pts
21 yrs
damfrize
140 pts
20 yrs
diomande
133 pts
22 yrs
vini jr
138 pts
23 yrs
bernado s...
138 pts
25 yrs
bellingam
146 pts
22 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Poulpe wins after a great match. real madrid fc/80 did not deserve to lose, however.

  2. 88'

    Goal for Poulpe! BARBOSSA EN PIWI

    The corner is delivered to the back post by KINDER MALO, and BARBOSSA EN PIWI powers a header past the keeper! It's a GOAL!

  3. 86'

    In a duel with bernado silva, BRAD BITE goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  4. 83'

    BITURBO V12 overdoes it; after dribbling past two players, he tries a nutmeg on bellingam, but it does not come off.

  5. 77'

    Goal for Poulpe! BARBOSSA EN PIWI

    It is in the back of the net!! A driven cross from BABOUIN FURTIF is flicked on by BARBOSSA EN PIWI to beat the keeper!

  6. 73'

    Free kick scored by BITURBO V12

    What a Juninho-esque free-kick from BITURBO V12, of rare purity!!!

  7. 73'

    valverde manages to dribble past GANDALF EN TMAX, who catches up. valverde slaps his opponent! Foul!

  8. 68'

    GEORGE TROUDNEY tries to get past valverde, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

  9. 66'

    Goal for Poulpe! BITURBO V12

    What an exceptional goal! BITURBO V12 takes a shot from the center circle and courtois can only watch it go in.

  10. 64'

    Shot off target by BITURBO V12

    BITURBO V12 sets up a half-volley at the edge of the box. It goes wide!

  11. 63'

    Save by courtois

    A powerful strike from forty meters out by BARBOSSA EN PIWI, but it goes straight into the arms of courtois.

  12. 61'

    Yellow card for damfrize

    damfrize picks up his first booking of the match; he will need to be careful from now on.

  13. 60'

    damfrize is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on BABOUIN FURTIF's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  14. 56'

    Save by courtois

    That helps a keeper! courtois wins his duel against SIRIUS CRACK, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.

  15. 53'

    Free kick by BITURBO V12

    BITURBO V12 steps up to take the free kick, it's a good strike but it's deflected by the wall! Thanks to a fabulous reflex, the keeper, courtois, manages to reset and tip it away with his fingertips despite being wrong-footed! That was a close call!

  16. 53'

    Nasty tackle from behind by bellingam on BITURBO V12.

  17. 49'

    KINDER MALO bursts down the right wing and tries to cut it back for GEORGE TROUDNEY, but it goes straight to a defender who clears it. A missed opportunity.

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe real madrid fc/80 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour Poulpe.

  20. 41'

    Goal for Poulpe! BIG FUSIL A PROUT

    It is in the back of the net!! A driven cross from BITURBO V12 is flicked on by BIG FUSIL A PROUT to beat the keeper!

  21. 38'

    KINDER MALO leads the counter, it's 3-on-2, he passes to GEORGE TROUDNEY who gets trapped by the corner flag and loses the ball... what a shame!

  22. 35'

    Poulpe's defensive line is playing high, making them vulnerable to turnovers—real madrid fc/80 could capitalize on that.

  23. 31'

    Goal for Poulpe! GEORGE TROUDNEY

    A through ball from BARBOSSA EN PIWI to GEORGE TROUDNEY, who hits a clean chip into the far corner.

  24. 27'

    Free kick scored by BITURBO V12

    Free-kick taken by BITURBO V12!! courtois is unsighted and can do nothing about this missile that ends up in the back of the net.

  25. 27'

    Yellow card for cucurela

    cucurela receives a yellow card despite apologizing.

  26. 27'

    cucurela is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on KINDER MALO's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  27. 23'

    BIG FUSIL A PROUT goes down in the box, but the referee tells him to get up. damfrize wins the ball and starts a counter-attack.

  28. 22'

    BABOUIN FURTIF dribbles past bellingam with a magnificent nutmeg. bellingam seems annoyed, so he tackles BABOUIN FURTIF from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  29. 17'

    What a foul! As GANDALF EN TMAX was heading for goal, cucurela comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  30. 12'

    BIG FUSIL A PROUT plays a ball over the top for BITURBO V12 in behind the defense... But he is offside. What a shame, that was a real opportunity!

  31. 9'

    Shot off target by GEORGE TROUDNEY

    BITURBO V12 finds GEORGE TROUDNEY first-time, who attempts an impulsive bicycle kick, but it's well off target!

  32. 6'

    Yellow card for bernado silva

    The referee speaks with his assistant, then goes over to bernado silva and gives him a yellow card for that foul.

  33. 5'

    bernado silva attempts a tough tackle on BITURBO V12 but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  34. 2'

    KINDER MALO cannot get past bellingam and gives the ball away cheaply.

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee is ready, the 22 players are set, and the match can finally begin.

Key stats

Poulpe real madrid fc/80
77% Possession 23%
7 Goals 0
10 Shots on target 0
2 Shots off target 0
0 Fouls 8
0 Yellow cards 3
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • BARBOSSA EN PIWI 88' KINDER MALO
  • BARBOSSA EN PIWI 77' BABOUIN FURTIF
  • BITURBO V12 73'
  • BITURBO V12 66'
  • BIG FUSIL A PROUT 41' BITURBO V12
  • GEORGE TROUDNEY 31' BARBOSSA EN PIWI
  • BITURBO V12 27'

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 88'
  • 31'

Midfield

  • 88'77'31'

Attack

  • 41'
  • 73'66'27'41'
  • 77'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 27'

Midfield

  • 61'
  • 6'

Attack

Substitutes

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