Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 83'

    Substitution for Arsenal77

    Arsenal77 effectue un remplacement. Joma prend la place de Rofi.

  2. 83'

    Substitution for Arsenal77

    Arsenal77 effectue un remplacement. Saky prend la place de Jeti.

  3. 83'

    Substitution for Arsenal77

    Arsenal77 effectue un remplacement. Vefo prend la place de Qemi.

  4. 75'

    Goal for USO Chaumontel! Adlun Vincent

    Ange GR surges down the right and whips in a cross, Adlun Vincent gets a toe to it and finds the net. GOAL!

  5. 52'

    Goal for USO Chaumontel! Louis Mahe

    A long ball forward from Goofy Ass finds Louis Mahe, who controls it on his chest with his back to goal and pulls off an acrobatic bicycle kick! What a splendid goal!

  6. 40'

    Goalkeeper Seme goes down injured

    Seme stays down in his box. The keeper took a knock and will have to finish the match hampered.

  7. 31'

    Goal for USO Chaumontel! Ange GR

    A powerful strike from Ange GR that is unfortunately deflected by Vumo, beating his own keeper.

  8. 28'

    Goal for USO Chaumontel! Goofy Ass

    Goofy Ass receives a lovely pass from Adlun Vincent but finds no options, so he tries his luck from 25 meters out and finds the top corner. Goal!

  9. 19'

    Goal for Arsenal77! Jeti

    Qemi spots Jeti calling for it, plays the through ball, and he beats the keeper with an unstoppable side-footed finish! GOAL!!

  10. 16'

    Free kick scored by Adlun Vincent

    Adlun Vincent curls the ball beautifully, and it nestles right into the top corner past Seme.

  11. 4'

    Goal for Arsenal77! Tiwa

    Corner taken by Jeti, and Tiwa buries it with a stunning bicycle kick.

What a masterclass in attacking football, or perhaps a masterclass in target practice for the USO Chaumontel machine! The pitch turned into a shooting gallery today as USO Chaumontel rained down a staggering 15 shots in total, leaving the defense of Arsenal77 looking like traffic cones in a hurricane. While the scoreboard eventually read a crushing 5-2, it could have been double digits if the strikers had brought their shooting boots instead of their vacation sandals. ⚽

The drama started early with a clinical free-kick at the 16th minute, but Arsenal77 briefly dared to dream with an equalizer just moments later. That glimmer of hope was swiftly extinguished as USO Chaumontel went on a ruthless rampage. The match took a dark turn at the 40th minute when a clumsy challenge from USO Chaumontel led to the injury of the Arsenal77 goalkeeper. Whether it was the shock of the injury or just pure defensive incompetence, Arsenal77 completely folded, committing four fouls and offering zero resistance while the goals poured in. 🚑

By the time the final whistle blew, Arsenal77 looked ready to retire from professional sports altogether. Managing only two shots on target throughout the entire afternoon, they barely registered a pulse, while USO Chaumontel spent the final minutes of the game treating the goalpost like a personal enemy with a flurry of off-target efforts. It was a dominant, lopsided, and frankly hilarious display of supremacy that proves one team came to play football while the other came to be part of the furniture. A historic thrashing that won’t be forgotten anytime soon! 🔥

Match details

On 13/10/2026 09:30

Stade Eric Turquin (USO Chaumontel)

50796 spectators

No extra time

Bruno Bailly
304 pts
21 yrs
Florian B...
272 pts
25 yrs
Nicolas L...
307 pts
20 yrs
Stéphane ...
301 pts
18 yrs
Louis Mahe
271 pts
27 yrs
Ange GR
304 pts
24 yrs
Maxime Fe...
309 pts
21 yrs
Breuil Va...
306 pts
19 yrs
Adlun Vin...
304 pts
24 yrs
Goofy Ass
305 pts
25 yrs
Thibaud P...
305 pts
23 yrs
Seme
282 pts
23 yrs
Fomo
282 pts
22 yrs
Dagu
282 pts
23 yrs
Xuvu
282 pts
22 yrs
Vefo
273 pts
22 yrs
Goqi
290 pts
20 yrs
Vumo
290 pts
23 yrs
Saky
274 pts
24 yrs
Tiwa
293 pts
21 yrs
Loda
293 pts
22 yrs
Joma
275 pts
24 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Full time, the score is 5-2 for USO Chaumontel.

  2. 88'

    Shot off target by Ange GR

    Strike from Ange GR that goes just over the crossbar; the keeper can breathe a sigh of relief.

  3. 85'

    Shot off target by Goofy Ass

    Goofy Ass breaks down the wing and pulls it back for Breuil Valentin. The ball goes just wide of the post!

  4. 83'

    Substitution for Arsenal77

    Arsenal77 effectue un remplacement. Joma prend la place de Rofi.

  5. 83'

    Substitution for Arsenal77

    Arsenal77 effectue un remplacement. Saky prend la place de Jeti.

  6. 83'

    Substitution for Arsenal77

    Arsenal77 effectue un remplacement. Vefo prend la place de Qemi.

  7. 83'

    Shot off target by Breuil Valentin

    Big miss! Breuil Valentin cuts the ball back to Maxime Ferraz. After a great touch he is one-on-one with the keeper, but his powerful strike is off target! What a waste...

  8. 78'

    Arsenal77 are keeping the ball and running down the clock; USO Chaumontel need to respond!

  9. 77'

    Lovely ball from Maxime Ferraz for Breuil Valentin, but a defender intercepts.

  10. 75'

    Goal for USO Chaumontel! Adlun Vincent

    Ange GR surges down the right and whips in a cross, Adlun Vincent gets a toe to it and finds the net. GOAL!

  11. 70'

    Thibaud Pluchard cannot get past Jeti and gives the ball away cheaply.

  12. 65'

    Shot off target by Adlun Vincent

    Adlun Vincent breaks down the wing and pulls it back for Goofy Ass. The ball goes just wide of the post!

  13. 62'

    Jeti cannot stop Maxime Ferraz, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  14. 59'

    Dagu picks up a lovely through ball and looks to round the keeper, but he slips just as he tries to dribble. What a shame!

  15. 57'

    Rofi commits a heavy foul, tackling Maxime Ferraz from behind with both feet off the ground.

  16. 52'

    Goal for USO Chaumontel! Louis Mahe

    A long ball forward from Goofy Ass finds Louis Mahe, who controls it on his chest with his back to goal and pulls off an acrobatic bicycle kick! What a splendid goal!

  17. 50'

    Shot on target by Thibaud Pluchard

    Great work from Adlun Vincent on the right, Thibaud Pluchard hits a half-volley but it's no trouble for the keeper.

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Arsenal77 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 2 pour USO Chaumontel.

  20. 40'

    Goalkeeper Seme goes down injured

    Seme stays down in his box. The keeper took a knock and will have to finish the match hampered.

  21. 40'

    A shirt pull by Bruno Bailly; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  22. 35'

    Arsenal77 is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the USO Chaumontel players.

  23. 31'

    Goal for USO Chaumontel! Ange GR

    A powerful strike from Ange GR that is unfortunately deflected by Vumo, beating his own keeper.

  24. 28'

    Goal for USO Chaumontel! Goofy Ass

    Goofy Ass receives a lovely pass from Adlun Vincent but finds no options, so he tries his luck from 25 meters out and finds the top corner. Goal!

  25. 24'

    Shot off target by Louis Mahe

    Magnificent! From a crossfield ball by Louis Mahe, Breuil Valentin takes a brilliant touch to beat his man and goes one-on-one with the keeper; he strikes it, but it crashes off the bar and out. What a move!

  26. 22'

    Shot off target by Louis Mahe

    Louis Mahe is through on goal after a superb pass from Ange GR, but he chips it too much and it goes over. Everyone thought that was in!

  27. 19'

    Goal for Arsenal77! Jeti

    Qemi spots Jeti calling for it, plays the through ball, and he beats the keeper with an unstoppable side-footed finish! GOAL!!

  28. 18'

    Shot off target by Goofy Ass

    Goofy Ass hits a magnificent cross-field pass to Thibaud Pluchard, who controls the ball and shoots!! But the keeper, alert, lets it go wide.

  29. 16'

    Free kick scored by Adlun Vincent

    Adlun Vincent curls the ball beautifully, and it nestles right into the top corner past Seme.

  30. 16'

    A shirt pull by Jeti; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  31. 12'

    Shot off target by Breuil Valentin

    Breuil Valentin enters the box, holding off everyone. But he curls his left-footed shot into the clouds.

  32. 7'

    Free kick by Adlun Vincent

    Adlun Vincent takes his run-up and shoots. It is blocked by the wall.

  33. 7'

    Qemi gets dribbled past by Stéphane Boulart and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  34. 4'

    Goal for Arsenal77! Tiwa

    Corner taken by Jeti, and Tiwa buries it with a stunning bicycle kick.

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    The ball is at the center spot and the 22 players are ready to battle in what promises to be an exciting match.

Key stats

USO Chaumontel Arsenal77
66% Possession 34%
5 Goals 2
7 Shots on target 2
8 Shots off target 0
1 Fouls 4
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 1

Scorers

  • Adlun Vincent 75' Ange GR
  • Louis Mahe 52' Goofy Ass
  • Ange GR 31'
  • Goofy Ass 28' Adlun Vincent
  • Adlun Vincent 16'

Scorers

  • Jeti 19' Qemi
  • Tiwa 4' Jeti

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 52'

Midfield

  • 31'75'

Attack

  • 75'16'28'
  • 28'52'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

  • 40'

Defence

  • 83'

Midfield

  • 83'

Attack

  • 4'
  • 83'

Substitutes

  • 19'83'
  • 19'4'83'
  • 83'

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