Championship

Full time

LES FANFARONS

0-8

HT: 0 - 3
FC Cabanacorp

Key moments

  1. 69'

    Goal for FC Cabanacorp! PIRLO

    PIRLO and Liko link up perfectly, a one-two between the pair and PIRLO, one-on-one with the keeper, slots it home with his instep.

  2. 67'

    Goal for FC Cabanacorp! GATTUSO

    GATTUSO looked like he wanted to cross, but he found the top corner against Emile Clement, who cannot believe it. What a lucky goal!

  3. 64'

    Penalty converted by VIERI

    Perfect penalty from VIERI to send keeper Emile Clement the wrong way.

  4. 59'

    Substitution for FC Cabanacorp

    FC Cabanacorp effectue un remplacement. Zexa prend la place de Zihu.

  5. 57'

    Goal for FC Cabanacorp! Liko

    Following a solo run down the right flank, DEL PIERO draws the keeper out before squaring to Liko at the back post, who slots it into the empty net.

  6. 54'

    Goal for FC Cabanacorp! Liko

    Liko advances from the left, commits Joueur2, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.

  7. 30'

    Goal for FC Cabanacorp! GATTUSO

    Corner! PIRLO whips it in, and GATTUSO capitalizes on the defense's hesitation to blast a left-footed volley past the keeper!

  8. 22'

    Goal for FC Cabanacorp! Liko

    Liko sprints from his own half and unleashes a thunderbolt, the ball flies straight into the top corner, Emile Clement could do nothing!

  9. 1'

    Goal for FC Cabanacorp! PIRLO

    GOAL! PIRLO steps over M.Sarr and blasts it into the top corner. What a beautiful goal!

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a public execution. LES FANFARONS arrived on the pitch seemingly under the impression that they were attending a leisurely picnic, while FC Cabanacorp showed up with the cold, calculated efficiency of a slaughterhouse. By the time the final whistle blew, the scoreboard read a pathetic 0-8, a scoreline that accurately reflects the absolute void of talent displayed by LES FANFARONS. Their only notable contribution to the afternoon was committing three clumsy fouls, proving that if they can't stop the ball, they’ll at least try to stop the players. 🤡

The carnage began in the 22nd minute and never truly relented. FC Cabanacorp treated the goal net like a personal storage unit, depositing eight goals with ruthless precision. Whether it was the corner kick in the 30th minute or the penalty gifted by LES FANFARONS in the 64th, the result remained the same: a masterclass in dominance from FC Cabanacorp. With 13 shots on target compared to a single, lonely effort from their opponents, the gulf in class was so wide you could sail a cruise ship through it.

Watching LES FANFARONS try to defend was like watching a group of toddlers trying to catch butterflies in a hurricane. They managed one measly shot on target in the 72nd minute, which was likely intercepted by the goalkeeper while he was busy checking his watch. As for FC Cabanacorp, they finished the day with zero fouls, mostly because you don't need to tackle when your opponents are busy tripping over their own shoelaces. A dark day for LES FANFARONS, and a hilarious one for the rest of us. ⚽🔥

Head-to-head

Match details

On 12/10/2026 18:30

Stade LES COMETES (LES FANFARONS)

0 spectators

No extra time

Emile Cle...
124 pts
23 yrs
Basile Be...
202 pts
25 yrs
Joueur5
246 pts
32 yrs
Joueur2
266 pts
33 yrs
M.Sarr
222 pts
28 yrs
Charles B...
202 pts
28 yrs
L. Modric
234 pts
32 yrs
W.McKenni...
212 pts
29 yrs
Côme Dupuy
154 pts
29 yrs
Theo Denis
212 pts
29 yrs
Axel Bert...
158 pts
21 yrs
BUFFON
250 pts
32 yrs
Gybu
254 pts
19 yrs
Bawa
252 pts
22 yrs
Doju
255 pts
22 yrs
Zexa
238 pts
19 yrs
GATTUSO
239 pts
31 yrs
PIRLO
246 pts
32 yrs
Liko
249 pts
22 yrs
DEL PIERO
255 pts
27 yrs
VIERI
250 pts
29 yrs
TOTTI
250 pts
27 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    What a match! We witnessed an incredible duel between these two teams.

  2. 88'

    Shot on target by PIRLO

    PIRLO passes to DEL PIERO, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.

  3. 85'

    Shot off target by VIERI

    VIERI has no options and fires... straight into the stands. He probably wanted to give the ball to his wife.

  4. 81'

    Save by Emile Clement

    That helps a keeper! Emile Clement wins his duel against DEL PIERO, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.

  5. 75'

    Shot off target by GATTUSO

    DEL PIERO is played through on the right wing and immediately crosses for GATTUSO, who smashes a header, but unfortunately wide of the goal. The keeper didn't even move.

  6. 72'

    Shot on target by Axel Bertrand

    A long pass from Axel Bertrand finds L. Modric, who hits a right-footed shot that the keeper gathers comfortably.

  7. 69'

    Goal for FC Cabanacorp! PIRLO

    PIRLO and Liko link up perfectly, a one-two between the pair and PIRLO, one-on-one with the keeper, slots it home with his instep.

  8. 67'

    Goal for FC Cabanacorp! GATTUSO

    GATTUSO looked like he wanted to cross, but he found the top corner against Emile Clement, who cannot believe it. What a lucky goal!

  9. 65'

    DEL PIERO starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Axel Bertrand, who commits a very bad foul.

  10. 64'

    Penalty converted by VIERI

    Perfect penalty from VIERI to send keeper Emile Clement the wrong way.

  11. 64'

    Penalty to FC Cabanacorp

    The referee points to the penalty spot! It looked like the foul was outside the box, though. Regardless, VIERI is already focused and getting ready to shoot.

  12. 64'

    M.Sarr commits a heavy foul, tackling Bawa from behind with both feet off the ground.

  13. 59'

    Tactical change — FC Cabanacorp

    FC Cabanacorp modifie sa stratégie.

  14. 59'

    Substitution for FC Cabanacorp

    FC Cabanacorp effectue un remplacement. Zexa prend la place de Zihu.

  15. 57'

    Goal for FC Cabanacorp! Liko

    Following a solo run down the right flank, DEL PIERO draws the keeper out before squaring to Liko at the back post, who slots it into the empty net.

  16. 54'

    Goal for FC Cabanacorp! Liko

    Liko advances from the left, commits Joueur2, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.

  17. 49'

    L. Modric is on fire, performing a brilliant roulette to beat his marker, Gybu.

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe LES FANFARONS va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour FC Cabanacorp.

  20. 43'

    Save by Emile Clement

    Cut-back to the edge of the box, Zihu strikes it with power and a superb save from Emile Clement, what a keeper!!

  21. 37'

    Shot on target by PIRLO

    PIRLO passes to Zihu, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.

  22. 35'

    Save by Emile Clement

    VIERI fires a great shot on goal, but Emile Clement saves it without much trouble.

  23. 34'

    LES FANFARONS are keeping the ball and running down the clock; FC Cabanacorp need to respond!

  24. 30'

    Goal for FC Cabanacorp! GATTUSO

    Corner! PIRLO whips it in, and GATTUSO capitalizes on the defense's hesitation to blast a left-footed volley past the keeper!

  25. 24'

    DEL PIERO dribbles past Theo Denis with a magnificent nutmeg. Theo Denis seems annoyed, so he tackles DEL PIERO from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  26. 22'

    Goal for FC Cabanacorp! Liko

    Liko sprints from his own half and unleashes a thunderbolt, the ball flies straight into the top corner, Emile Clement could do nothing!

  27. 17'

    Gybu plays a through ball to GATTUSO but it is too long and goes for a goal kick.

  28. 11'

    Shot off target by PIRLO

    PIRLO unleashes a massive strike from that TOTTI pass, but it sails straight into the stands. At least it will make one fan happy!

  29. 8'

    FC Cabanacorp fans are throwing flares onto the pitch, and stewards have to intervene. Play resumes.

  30. 5'

    FC Cabanacorp's central defense is rock solid, LES FANFARONS are looking for a way to break them down.

  31. 1'

    Goal for FC Cabanacorp! PIRLO

    GOAL! PIRLO steps over M.Sarr and blasts it into the top corner. What a beautiful goal!

  32. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for this El Clasico between LES FANFARONS and FC Cabanacorp.

Key stats

LES FANFARONS FC Cabanacorp
23% Possession 77%
0 Goals 8
1 Shots on target 13
0 Shots off target 3
3 Fouls 0
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • PIRLO 69' Liko
  • GATTUSO 67'
  • VIERI 64'
  • Liko 57' DEL PIERO
  • Liko 54'
  • GATTUSO 30' PIRLO
  • Liko 22'
  • PIRLO 1'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 59'
  • 67'30'
  • 69'1'30'
  • 57'54'22'69'

Attack

  • 57'
  • 64'(Pen)

Substitutes

  • 59'

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