Championship

Full time

0-2

HT: 0 - 2

Key moments

  1. 65'

    Yellow card for Gros Beignet Dodu

    Gros Beignet Dodu receives a yellow card despite apologizing.

  2. 35'

    Free kick scored by Gros Beignet Dodu

    And it's a goal! Gros Beignet Dodu finds the top corner from the free kick, Wubo stayed rooted to his line.

  3. 8'

    Goal for DickyDog! Hermano delchibro

    Quoicoubaka takes the corner short and crosses to Hermano delchibro, who charges in to smash it home. Textbook stuff!

What a spectacular display of absolute nothingness from EAGteam! Watching them try to play football today felt like watching a group of toddlers trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions. With a grand total of zero shots on target and a tactical masterclass in committing eight mindless fouls, they managed to turn a professional match into a comedy of errors. Their only real contribution to the game was providing the opposition with a free-kick opportunity at the 35th minute, which DickyDog gleefully accepted to break the deadlock. 🤡

On the other side of the pitch, DickyDog didn't need to be world-beaters to dismantle this sorry excuse for a defense. While they did pick up a yellow card in the 65th minute for showing a bit too much "passion," they were clinical enough to bury EAGteam with five shots on target. They dominated the rhythm, controlled the tempo, and frankly, looked like they were training against mannequins rather than a competitive squad. It was a 0-2 victory that felt more like a merciful end to a lopsided training session.

By the time the final whistle blew, the statistics told the grim truth: EAGteam had spent more time fouling their opponents than actually bothering the goalkeeper. With three wayward shots that likely ended up in the parking lot and a midfield that disappeared faster than a cheap magic trick, they have officially hit a new low. Meanwhile, DickyDog walks away with three points and the satisfaction of knowing they didn't even have to break a sweat to crush their helpless rivals. Better luck next time, boys—or maybe just take up golf. ⚽

Match details

On 12/10/2026 13:30

Titiland (EAGteam)

31665 spectators

No extra time

Wubo
283 pts
22 yrs
Antonin R...
251 pts
24 yrs
Ryby
250 pts
22 yrs
Amnesia
254 pts
28 yrs
Joueur4
255 pts
27 yrs
Qeqo
249 pts
22 yrs
Léon Legrand
248 pts
25 yrs
Auguste L...
248 pts
27 yrs
Cozu
268 pts
23 yrs
Jiri
254 pts
22 yrs
Ryza
251 pts
24 yrs
Big clampin
317 pts
27 yrs
Sup Naked
289 pts
25 yrs
Slip kang...
280 pts
26 yrs
HUBERTO C...
314 pts
25 yrs
Quoicoubaka
293 pts
28 yrs
Caillou dur
280 pts
29 yrs
Esprit VE...
287 pts
20 yrs
Le G
294 pts
27 yrs
Hamzezette
295 pts
23 yrs
Hermano d...
292 pts
27 yrs
Gros Beig...
302 pts
27 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    EAGteam defended well, but could not prevent DickyDog from securing this great victory.

  2. 90'

    Jiri manages to dribble past HUBERTO CARLOS, who catches up. Jiri slaps his opponent! Foul!

  3. 86'

    Shot off target by Gros Beignet Dodu

    After beating his marker, Gros Beignet Dodu shoots, but unfortunately his effort is off target.

  4. 83'

    Shot on target by Hamzezette

    Caillou dur crosses for Hamzezette, who hits a beautiful volley, but the keeper makes an incredible fingertip save.

  5. 80'

    Qeqo is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Caillou dur's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  6. 79'

    They are playing in such a tight space, they need to get out of there... What a piece of skill from Antonin Roussel to beat two players at once, he can spread it out to Ryza immediately.

  7. 77'

    Free kick by Ryby

    Ryby slips while taking the free kick, Big clampin watches the ball sail into the stands.

  8. 77'

    What a horror tackle! Gros Beignet Dodu drives his studs into Auguste Leroux's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  9. 72'

    Shot on target by Gros Beignet Dodu

    A long pass from Gros Beignet Dodu finds Esprit VENGEUR, who hits a right-footed shot that the keeper gathers comfortably.

  10. 67'

    Shot on target by Caillou dur

    A cross from Gros Beignet Dodu finds Caillou dur, who goes for a header. No trouble for the keeper.

  11. 65'

    Yellow card for Gros Beignet Dodu

    Gros Beignet Dodu receives a yellow card despite apologizing.

  12. 64'

    Unacceptable foul by Gros Beignet Dodu who tackles Ryby from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  13. 62'

    Qeqo catches Slip kangourou's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  14. 60'

    Lovely ball from Amnesia for Joueur4, but a defender intercepts.

  15. 58'

    Caillou dur and Esprit VENGEUR execute a beautiful one-two and bring the ball forward.

  16. 52'

    A series of passes between Quoicoubaka and Gros Beignet Dodu while they wait for an opening.

  17. 50'

    HUBERTO CARLOS tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by Cozu, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!

  18. 47'

    Cozu is late on Sup Naked, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

  19. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe EAGteam va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  20. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour DickyDog.

  21. 41'

    Cozu is late on Hermano delchibro, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

  22. 35'

    Free kick scored by Gros Beignet Dodu

    And it's a goal! Gros Beignet Dodu finds the top corner from the free kick, Wubo stayed rooted to his line.

  23. 35'

    Antonin Roussel is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on Gros Beignet Dodu.

  24. 34'

    Quoicoubaka commits a deliberate obstruction on Antonin Roussel. Watch out!

  25. 28'

    Ryby and Sup Naked are battling for the ball, and Ryby delivers a violent shoulder charge to Sup Naked, who goes down. It is a foul.

  26. 22'

    Shot off target by Cozu

    A real masterclass from Cozu, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but Léon Legrand, despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!

  27. 21'

    Shot off target by Gros Beignet Dodu

    Pass from Gros Beignet Dodu to Hamzezette, who completely slices his shot!!!

  28. 19'

    Free kick by Ryby

    Free kick! Ryby completely miscues his strike and it sails into the stands.

  29. 19'

    Amnesia starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Esprit VENGEUR, who commits a very bad foul.

  30. 16'

    Shot off target by Hermano delchibro

    Splendid run from Hermano delchibro who beats one, then two defenders before toe-poking it at full stretch. The ball hits the post and goes out; he could have done better!

  31. 13'

    Free kick by Gros Beignet Dodu

    Gros Beignet Dodu slips while taking the free kick, Wubo watches the ball sail into the stands.

  32. 13'

    Ryby is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Esprit VENGEUR's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  33. 8'

    Goal for DickyDog! Hermano delchibro

    Quoicoubaka takes the corner short and crosses to Hermano delchibro, who charges in to smash it home. Textbook stuff!

  34. 6'

    A surging run from Sup Naked looking for a one-two with Quoicoubaka, but the latter is blocked.

  35. 3'

    Link-up play between Jiri and Amnesia, who crosses to the near post, but the goalkeeper collects.

  36. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle for kick-off amidst the roar of the crowd.

Key stats

EAGteam DickyDog
37% Possession 63%
0 Goals 2
0 Shots on target 5
3 Shots off target 4
8 Fouls 4
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Gros Beignet Dodu 35'
  • Hermano delchibro 8' Quoicoubaka

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 8'

Attack

  • 8'
  • 35'65'

Substitutes

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