Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 85'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Sauce Hannibal

    Lamelle de Kebab delivers a beautiful cross to Sauce Hannibal, who scores a fine header.

  2. 82'

    Sauce Hannibal goes down injured

    Ouch, following that foul, Sauce Hannibal doesn't seem fit to continue. He looks set to leave his teammates!

  3. 45+2'

    Substitution for FC BRESSE

    FC BRESSE effectue un remplacement. Thuram prend la place de Rabiot.

  4. 42'

    Free kick scored by Supp Oeuf Poché

    Supp Oeuf Poché takes a few steps back and strikes; his powerful, pinpoint shot finds the top corner of Chevalier's goal.

  5. 39'

    Penalty converted by Barcola

    Barcola converts the penalty!! He hits it hard to the left, the ball goes just under Double Cheddar, who was close to making the save!

  6. 35'

    Yellow card for Sazy

    Sazy needs to calm down. His foul left the referee with no choice but to show the yellow card.

  7. 31'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! FRITES BIEN MOLLE

    A long through ball finds FRITES BIEN MOLLE, who outpaces Blanc and slots it past the keeper!

  8. 11'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Sauce Hannibal

    Goal! Sauce Hannibal sees Chevalier is off his line! The lob drops into the side netting! What a splendid finish!

What a spectacular catastrophe for FC BRESSE! In a match that felt less like a professional sporting event and more like a Sunday league comedy of errors, the home side was absolutely dismantled by COMPOSE TON TACOS. While FC BRESSE managed to briefly offer a glimmer of hope with a penalty in the 39th minute, their overall performance was essentially a masterclass in how to trip over one's own shoelaces. With only 3 shots on target and a penchant for collecting yellow cards rather than goals, they looked completely out of their depth against a side that clearly had more appetite for victory than they did for their namesake snacks. 🤡

The visitors, COMPOSE TON TACOS, dominated the pitch with a clinical 1-4 victory that left the home fans questioning their life choices. Despite enduring a rough tackle that resulted in a player injury in the 82nd minute, they remained composed, efficient, and ruthlessly effective. Their set-piece mastery in the 42nd minute was the final nail in the coffin for FC BRESSE, effectively turning the game into a one-sided parade. It is hard to find a silver lining when you concede four goals and spend most of your time committing fouls just to stop the inevitable.

As the final whistle blew, the scoreboard stood as a brutal testament to the disparity on the field. FC BRESSE finished with a dismal stat line of six fouls and zero dignity, while COMPOSE TON TACOS walked away with the points and their heads held high. If FC BRESSE hopes to ever recover from this humiliating defeat, they might want to start by learning how to defend a free kick or, at the very least, how to hit the target more than three times in ninety minutes. A day to forget for the locals, and a feast of footballing dominance for the visitors. 🌮⚽

Match details

On 11/10/2026 07:30

Stadium bressan (FC BRESSE)

27435 spectators

No extra time

Chevalier
282 pts
30 yrs
Raqa
216 pts
21 yrs
Blanc
250 pts
29 yrs
Lizarazu
267 pts
31 yrs
Thuram
260 pts
30 yrs
Sazy
263 pts
22 yrs
Griezmann
268 pts
28 yrs
Kante
260 pts
30 yrs
Barcola
260 pts
32 yrs
Doue
261 pts
30 yrs
Mbappe
242 pts
28 yrs
Double Ch...
281 pts
28 yrs
Echalote ...
287 pts
23 yrs
Truite Ve...
284 pts
23 yrs
Slurp dicky
319 pts
27 yrs
Lamelle d...
284 pts
23 yrs
Magret séché
295 pts
24 yrs
Sauce Biggy
296 pts
23 yrs
FRITES BI...
294 pts
23 yrs
Sauce Han...
294 pts
22 yrs
Miel Mout...
300 pts
24 yrs
Supp Oeuf...
301 pts
27 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    The final whistle blows on a convincing win for COMPOSE TON TACOS against a disappointing FC BRESSE.

  2. 89'

    Sauce Hannibal looks for FRITES BIEN MOLLE in behind the defense, but FRITES BIEN MOLLE cannot control the ball properly.

  3. 85'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Sauce Hannibal

    Lamelle de Kebab delivers a beautiful cross to Sauce Hannibal, who scores a fine header.

  4. 82'

    Sauce Hannibal goes down injured

    Ouch, following that foul, Sauce Hannibal doesn't seem fit to continue. He looks set to leave his teammates!

  5. 82'

    Thuram puts in a heavy tackle on Sauce Hannibal during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  6. 77'

    Free kick by Supp Oeuf Poché

    Poorly taken free kick by Supp Oeuf Poché, the attackers can only get a glancing touch on the ball.

  7. 76'

    The tackle by Doue on Sauce Hannibal is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  8. 71'

    Save by Double Cheddar

    Griezmann tries a shot from 30 meters out, but Double Cheddar pushes the ball onto the right post.

  9. 70'

    Free kick by Griezmann

    Dangerous free kick centrally taken by Griezmann, he shoots but the ball sails into the stands... What a pity.

  10. 70'

    Slurp dicky catches Blanc's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  11. 68'

    Big chance for Griezmann, who beats the keeper but is denied by the last-ditch effort of Supp Oeuf Poché. What a shame!

  12. 67'

    Shot off target by Magret séché

    Miel Moutarde V2 finds Magret séché first-time, who attempts an impulsive bicycle kick, but it's well off target!

  13. 64'

    FC BRESSE's central defense is rock solid, COMPOSE TON TACOS are looking for a way to break them down.

  14. 63'

    Shot off target by Supp Oeuf Poché

    Supp Oeuf Poché sets up a half-volley at the edge of the box. It goes wide!

  15. 60'

    COMPOSE TON TACOS has settled on the ball and is moving it well, looking for an opening; FC BRESSE will struggle to win it back.

  16. 56'

    COMPOSE TON TACOS has possession but can't find a way through, as FC BRESSE is defending the pitch well.

  17. 52'

    Great cross out to the left from Slurp dicky, but Sauce Biggy miscontrols it and the ball goes out for a throw-in.

  18. 50'

    Save by Chevalier

    That helps a keeper! Chevalier wins his duel against Supp Oeuf Poché, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.

  19. 46'

    Save by Double Cheddar

    Kante fires a confident shot from 25 meters! But Double Cheddar makes an incredible save, the crowd is going wild!

  20. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC BRESSE va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  21. 45+2'

    Substitution for FC BRESSE

    FC BRESSE effectue un remplacement. Thuram prend la place de Rabiot.

  22. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 1 pour COMPOSE TON TACOS.

  23. 42'

    Free kick scored by Supp Oeuf Poché

    Supp Oeuf Poché takes a few steps back and strikes; his powerful, pinpoint shot finds the top corner of Chevalier's goal.

  24. 42'

    What a horror tackle! Sazy drives his studs into Miel Moutarde V2's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  25. 39'

    Penalty converted by Barcola

    Barcola converts the penalty!! He hits it hard to the left, the ball goes just under Double Cheddar, who was close to making the save!

  26. 39'

    Penalty to FC BRESSE

    That foul was committed inside the penalty area. The crowd is holding its breath! Barcola is preparing to take the shot...

  27. 39'

    Double Cheddar puts in a heavy tackle on Lizarazu during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  28. 35'

    Yellow card for Sazy

    Sazy needs to calm down. His foul left the referee with no choice but to show the yellow card.

  29. 35'

    Heavy foul by Sazy who charges into Sauce Biggy from behind.

  30. 31'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! FRITES BIEN MOLLE

    A long through ball finds FRITES BIEN MOLLE, who outpaces Blanc and slots it past the keeper!

  31. 26'

    Supp Oeuf Poché and Truite Vengeuse are really on their game today; their link-up play is perfect.

  32. 25'

    Free kick by Supp Oeuf Poché

    What a free kick!!!! Supp Oeuf Poché goes for power. Unfortunately, the ball hits the crossbar before flying into the stands. What a chance!

  33. 24'

    Raqa gets dribbled past by Supp Oeuf Poché and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  34. 20'

    Shot off target by Barcola

    After a scramble, Sazy lays it back to Barcola who shoots wide. What a shame!

  35. 15'

    Lamelle de Kebab is on fire, performing a brilliant roulette to beat his marker, Blanc.

  36. 11'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Sauce Hannibal

    Goal! Sauce Hannibal sees Chevalier is off his line! The lob drops into the side netting! What a splendid finish!

  37. 7'

    Free kick by Supp Oeuf Poché

    Free kick, Supp Oeuf Poché to take it, he takes his run-up, it's 30 meters over the bar, that was a lovely drop goal!

  38. 7'

    Heavy foul by Rabiot who charges into Miel Moutarde V2 from behind.

  39. 4'

    Shot on target by Sauce Hannibal

    From a cross on the right, Lamelle de Kebab squares it to Sauce Hannibal inside the box, but his effort is pushed away by the keeper.

  40. 1'

    Free kick by Griezmann

    Free kick, Griezmann to take it, he takes his run-up, it's 30 meters over the bar, that was a lovely drop goal!

  41. 1'

    Lamelle de Kebab cannot stop Blanc, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  42. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are off in a match that we hope will deliver on all its promises in terms of excitement and intensity!

Key stats

FC BRESSE COMPOSE TON TACOS
31% Possession 69%
1 Goals 4
3 Shots on target 6
3 Shots off target 5
6 Fouls 3
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 1

Scorers

  • Barcola 39'

Scorers

  • Sauce Hannibal 85' Lamelle de Kebab
  • Supp Oeuf Poché 42'
  • FRITES BIEN MOLLE 31'
  • Sauce Hannibal 11'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 45+2'

Midfield

  • 35'

Attack

  • 39'(Pen)

Substitutes

  • 45+2'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 85'

Midfield

  • 31'
  • 85'11'82'

Attack

  • 42'

Substitutes

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