Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 38'

    Goal for Crocos du Botswanga! Croco Bite

    A powerful strike from Croco Bite that is unfortunately deflected by Michael Kruger, beating his own keeper.

  2. 35'

    Goal for Pro Evolution Soccer! Naldorinho

    Down the left, Van Mistelroum drives forward and fires a low cross across the face of goal. The keeper can only parry it, and Naldorinho is there to dribble past him and tap into the empty net.

  3. 9'

    Goal for Pro Evolution Soccer! Naldorinho

    Michael Kruger leaves his marker for dead and plays a through ball to Naldorinho, who capitalizes on a mix-up between the defender and the keeper to score into an empty net! What a blunder!

  4. 1'

    Penalty converted by Crocodile du Kil

    Yes, it's Crocodile du Kil to take it... Goal! Panenka, the keeper is beaten.

What a spectacular display of absolute incompetence we witnessed today! The Crocos du Botswanga and Pro Evolution Soccer treated us to a 2-2 draw that felt less like a professional football match and more like a Sunday league game played in a swamp. Pro Evolution Soccer managed to find the net early in the 9th and 35th minutes, seemingly cruising toward a victory against opponents who couldn't hit a barn door from three paces. With 7 off-target shots for the Crocos du Botswanga, it’s a miracle the stadium didn't suffer structural damage from the sheer number of balls launched into the stratosphere. 🤡

Just when the fans were ready to demand a refund, the Crocos du Botswanga finally woke up in the 38th minute to claw back a goal. The rest of the match descended into a chaotic mess of clumsy challenges and desperate lunges. With 4 fouls from the Crocos du Botswanga and 5 from Pro Evolution Soccer, the referee spent more time blowing his whistle than the players spent actually controlling the ball. It was a masterclass in how to waste possession, especially during those pathetic late-game free kicks that wouldn't have troubled a Sunday park goalkeeper.

By the time the final whistle blew, the 2-2 scoreline felt like a cruel joke on everyone who paid for a ticket. Pro Evolution Soccer looked like they were playing on a broken controller, while the Crocos du Botswanga played with the tactical awareness of a caffeinated squirrel. If this is the future of our league, I suggest we all retire early and take up competitive knitting. A truly forgettable afternoon of football that leaves us all wondering how these people get paid to step onto a pitch. 📉

Match details

On 10/10/2026 21:30

Bobo Babimbi Stadium (Crocos du Botswanga)

30652 spectators

No extra time

Larme ultime
263 pts
19 yrs
L espece ...
186 pts
17 yrs
Géneral H...
199 pts
23 yrs
Croco Sif...
221 pts
23 yrs
Leslie Konda
222 pts
22 yrs
Crocodinho
183 pts
28 yrs
Croco des...
199 pts
18 yrs
Croco Bite
201 pts
24 yrs
Reptile d...
188 pts
18 yrs
Écaille T...
182 pts
18 yrs
Crocodile...
184 pts
19 yrs
Kalm
165 pts
18 yrs
Roberto L...
167 pts
23 yrs
Valeny
199 pts
18 yrs
Von Bolsen
171 pts
18 yrs
Michael K...
165 pts
18 yrs
Zesu
208 pts
17 yrs
Ziderm
204 pts
17 yrs
Naldorinho
202 pts
20 yrs
Van Miste...
201 pts
22 yrs
Castolo
190 pts
18 yrs
Radolno
167 pts
18 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    And we leave you with a dull draw between Crocos du Botswanga and Pro Evolution Soccer with a final score of 2-2-.

  2. 88'

    Free kick by Crocodile du Kil

    Crocodile du Kil unleashes a rocket that ends up in the stands.

  3. 88'

    Castolo and Crocodile du Kil are battling for the ball, and Castolo delivers a violent shoulder charge to Crocodile du Kil, who goes down. It is a foul.

  4. 86'

    Free kick by Zesu

    Zesu runs up and blasts it into the stands. What a waste!

  5. 85'

    After an aerial duel, Écaille Tranchant delivers a violent elbow to the face of Zesu, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  6. 83'

    Radolno catches Leslie Konda's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  7. 80'

    As Zesu heads toward the goal, Croco des Iles stops him in his tracks with a fine sliding tackle. Great defending!

  8. 78'

    A lightning-fast counter-attack led by Michael Kruger, who chooses to go alone... What a waste, Zesu was completely unmarked!

  9. 72'

    Shot off target by Écaille Tranchant

    A real masterclass from Écaille Tranchant, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but Leslie Konda, despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!

  10. 70'

    Crocos du Botswanga is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the Pro Evolution Soccer players.

  11. 65'

    Shot off target by Crocodile du Kil

    Crocodile du Kil sends a long ball to Leslie Konda, who controls it in the box. With his back to goal, he pulls off a fantastic flick, but it is too weak to trouble the keeper.

  12. 62'

    Leslie Konda cuts inside to beat his marker, but Castolo hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  13. 58'

    Von Bolsen starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Reptile du Delta, who commits a very bad foul.

  14. 56'

    Tactical change — Crocos du Botswanga

    Crocos du Botswanga modifie sa stratégie.

  15. 55'

    Croco des Iles stamps on Roberto Larcos, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

  16. 51'

    Ziderm thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined Leslie Konda.

  17. 50'

    Shot off target by Ziderm

    Ziderm lets fly from 25 meters! Ohhhh, that was close.

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  20. 40'

    Shot off target by Crocodinho

    Great work from Crocodinho on the wing. He looks up and sends a cross-field ball to find Reptile du Delta. Unfortunately, his volley goes well over the goal.

  21. 38'

    Goal for Crocos du Botswanga! Croco Bite

    A powerful strike from Croco Bite that is unfortunately deflected by Michael Kruger, beating his own keeper.

  22. 35'

    Goal for Pro Evolution Soccer! Naldorinho

    Down the left, Van Mistelroum drives forward and fires a low cross across the face of goal. The keeper can only parry it, and Naldorinho is there to dribble past him and tap into the empty net.

  23. 32'

    Shot off target by Croco Bite

    With no options available, Croco Bite decides to shoot from distance. It is completely sliced and heads towards the corner flag!

  24. 31'

    Écaille Tranchant cannot get past Roberto Larcos and gives the ball away cheaply.

  25. 26'

    Shot off target by Naldorinho

    Van Mistelroum finds Naldorinho with a cross-field ball, who controls it with a lovely chest trap and tries a volley. The ball sails into the stands!

  26. 22'

    Following a nice piece of skill from Crocodinho, Radolno can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  27. 18'

    Shot off target by Crocodinho

    Crocodinho tries his luck, but the ball is way over the bar! I keep telling you, he should be playing rugby!!!

  28. 15'

    Shot off target by Écaille Tranchant

    Écaille Tranchant shoots from the edge of the box but completely miskicks it; that could have been dangerous!

  29. 9'

    Goal for Pro Evolution Soccer! Naldorinho

    Michael Kruger leaves his marker for dead and plays a through ball to Naldorinho, who capitalizes on a mix-up between the defender and the keeper to score into an empty net! What a blunder!

  30. 7'

    Like a true magician, Radolno skips past L espece de Varan with a superb elastico. A piece of skill to be taught in every academy!

  31. 6'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Écaille Tranchant on Von Bolsen.

  32. 5'

    Shot off target by Zesu

    Zesu enters the box, holding off everyone. But he curls his left-footed shot into the clouds.

  33. 1'

    Penalty converted by Crocodile du Kil

    Yes, it's Crocodile du Kil to take it... Goal! Panenka, the keeper is beaten.

  34. 1'

    Penalty to Crocos du Botswanga

    The referee points to the penalty spot! It looked like the foul was outside the box! Regardless, Crocodile du Kil has already placed the ball and is preparing to shoot.

  35. 1'

    Zesu attempts a tough tackle on Larme ultime but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  36. 0'

    Kick-off

    The twenty-two players are on the pitch, the referee checks his watch and blows the whistle to start the match.

Key stats

Crocos du Botswanga Pro Evolution Soccer
59% Possession 41%
2 Goals 2
2 Shots on target 2
7 Shots off target 4
4 Fouls 5
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Croco Bite 38'
  • Crocodile du Kil 1'

Scorers

  • Naldorinho 35' Van Mistelroum
  • Naldorinho 9' Michael Kruger

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 38'

Attack

  • 1'(Pen)

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 9'

Midfield

  • 35'9'

Attack

  • 35'

Substitutes

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