1. 91'

   Full time!

   The match is over! TEAM OUZE can finally breathe and savor their victory. Hypopotamus did everything they could to get back into it.

2. 89'

   Free kick by SHARKOUZE

   SHARKOUZE takes the free kick but it's wide!

3. 89'

   Yellow card for Dildo

   Dildo picks up a needless yellow card for arguing with the referee's decision.

4. 89'

   Following a nice piece of skill from PEPOUZE, Dildo can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

5. 86'

   Shot on target by CANCEROUZE

   Nice cross from DIMITOUZE finds its target perfectly, great strike from CANCEROUZE, but the keeper makes a spectacular fingertip save.

6. 83'

   Nasty tackle from behind by Sorbet citron on ELCHAPOUZE.

7. 82'

   Hypopotamus's central defense is rock solid, TEAM OUZE are looking for a way to break them down.

8. 76'

   PEPOUZE goes down injured

   PEPOUZE is writhing in pain as things heat up on the bench.

9. 76'

   Fenouil stamps on PEPOUZE, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

10. 74'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! PEPOUZE

    A well-taken corner by INSOMNIOUZE curls to the back post for the unmarked PEPOUZE, who calmly taps it home.

11. 69'

    SHARKOUZE goes down injured

    It looks like SHARKOUZE landed awkwardly; he is limping badly and should be substituted!

12. 69'

    Sorbet citron just tackled SHARKOUZE with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

13. 65'

    As Confiture heads toward the goal, Mure stops him in his tracks with a fine sliding tackle. Great defending!

14. 61'

    Hypopotamus is moving the ball around well. TEAM OUZE is completely disorganized and cannot win the ball back.

15. 56'

    Red card for SANKOUZE

    Unhappy with the referee's decision, SANKOUZE lets him know by insulting him, and is immediately sent off.

16. 56'

    SANKOUZE commits a heavy foul, tackling Dildo from behind with both feet off the ground.

17. 51'

    Ball recovered by KATCHOUZE who rushes to play SHARKOUZE through, but the pass is overhit and goes out of play.

18. 47'

    Shot off target by DIMITOUZE

    DIMITOUZE tries his luck from way out. A half-hearted strike that ends up at least fifteen meters wide of the goal.

19. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Hypopotamus va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

20. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour TEAM OUZE.

21. 42'

    TEAM OUZE are completely dominating; the ball just won't leave Hypopotamus's half.

22. 40'

    Hypopotamus is barely seeing the ball as TEAM OUZE dominates possession with some fine play, much to the delight of the TEAM OUZE fans, who have started a Mexican wave.

23. 35'

    Save by Mathieu Legrand

    DIMITOUZE tries to chip the keeper from 30 meters, but he sensed the danger and caught the ball.

24. 29'

    Yellow card for Turbine à caca

    Turbine à caca needs to calm down. His foul left the referee with no choice but to show the yellow card.

25. 29'

    Turbine à caca manages to dribble past INSOMNIOUZE, who catches up. Turbine à caca slaps his opponent! Foul!

26. 27'

    Free kick scored by SHARKOUZE

    SHARKOUZE curls the ball over the wall and into the top corner, Mathieu Legrand is beaten.

27. 26'

    Dildo commits a heavy foul, tackling RONCHONCHOUZE from behind with both feet off the ground.

28. 22'

    Hypopotamus is barely seeing the ball as TEAM OUZE dominates possession with some fine play, much to the delight of the TEAM OUZE fans, who have started a Mexican wave.

29. 20'

    Dildo and CANCEROUZE are battling for the ball, and Dildo delivers a violent shoulder charge to CANCEROUZE, who goes down. It is a foul.

30. 19'

    Shot off target by CANCEROUZE

    CANCEROUZE passes to DIMITOUZE, who strikes from 20 meters out, but the ball goes very close... to the corner flag.

31. 13'

    Chapeau Pointu slides into DIMITOUZE as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

32. 7'

    Dildo goes down injured

    Ouch, following that foul, Dildo doesn't seem fit to continue. He looks set to leave his teammates!

33. 7'

    SHARKOUZE puts in a heavy tackle on Dildo during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

34. 5'

    Shot off target by INSOMNIOUZE

    INSOMNIOUZE lets fly from 25 meters! Ohhhh, that was close.

35. 3'

    Yellow card for Base virale GPS

    And yes, it's logical; Base virale GPS gets a deserved yellow card for that nasty challenge.

36. 3'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Base virale GPS on ELCHAPOUZE.

37. 0'

    Kick-off

    The stadium is buzzing. The whistle has just blown, and both teams are set for a huge 90-minute battle!

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