Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 87'

    Goal for Loche Witz! Joueur14

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, Joueur14 pulls off a stepover, beats Diamilatou Thiam, and shoots. Unstoppable!

  2. 76'

    Goal for AgroFiac! Stéphane Zala

    On the counter-attack, PR Tchoukriel plays a through ball to Stéphane Zala, who rounds the keeper and taps into an empty net! What composure!

  3. 73'

    Goal for AgroFiac! Enzo Cascio

    Enzo Cascio sprints from his own half and unleashes a thunderbolt, the ball flies straight into the top corner, Poutine could do nothing!

  4. 39'

    Goal for Loche Witz! Joueur15

    Joueur15 is played through. He accelerates, dribbles past Diamilatou Thiam, and beats the keeper with a subtle outside-of-the-boot finish.

  5. 33'

    Free kick scored by Mobutu

    What a goal! After focusing, Mobutu curls this free kick beautifully into the top corner. David Narbonne had no chance on that ball.

  6. 31'

    Yellow card for Joueur15

    Joueur15 is lucky to get away with just a yellow card.

  7. 18'

    Yellow card for PR Tchoukriel

    Yellow card for PR Tchoukriel following that foul; he'll need to be on his best behavior for the rest of the match!

What an absolute circus we witnessed on the pitch today! Loche Witz arrived with the grace of a wrecking ball, while AgroFiac seemed to be auditioning for a role in a slapstick comedy rather than playing professional football. The chaos kicked off early in the 18th minute with a yellow card for AgroFiac, setting the tone for a match that prioritized aggression over accuracy. By the time the 33rd minute rolled around, Loche Witz proved they actually knew how to aim, punishing a sloppy foul with a clinical free-kick goal, followed quickly by another strike in the 39th minute. It was 0-2 at halftime, and frankly, AgroFiac looked like they were still searching for their cleats in the locker room. ⚽

The second half was a tale of two different sports. Loche Witz decided that hitting the target was optional, racking up a comical six shots off-target while AgroFiac finally woke up from their nap. In a stunning display of "wait, we can actually play?", AgroFiac clawed their way back with two rapid-fire goals in the 73rd and 76th minutes. The stadium erupted, and for a brief, delusional moment, it felt like AgroFiac might actually pull off a comeback that would defy all laws of physics and logic.

Alas, the drama was cut short in the 87th minute when Loche Witz reminded everyone that they were the ones who actually came to win. A late goal secured the 2-3 victory, leaving AgroFiac to rue their missed chances and a lackluster start. With Loche Witz boasting six shots on target compared to AgroFiac's measly four, the final scoreline is a fair reflection of who was slightly less incompetent today. A chaotic, messy, and thoroughly entertaining mess—exactly what we pay to see! 🤡

Match details

On 10/10/2026 10:30

Stade Monique Ranou (AgroFiac)

12000 spectators

No extra time

David Nar...
144 pts
22 yrs
Christel ...
160 pts
27 yrs
Louis Sau...
155 pts
24 yrs
Diamilato...
154 pts
25 yrs
PR Tchouk...
156 pts
24 yrs
Laurent C...
170 pts
24 yrs
Stéphane ...
171 pts
27 yrs
Enzo Cascio
153 pts
24 yrs
Mahira Bo...
153 pts
23 yrs
Bruno Robles
166 pts
24 yrs
Melanie D...
157 pts
24 yrs
Poutine
235 pts
34 yrs
Trump
180 pts
34 yrs
kim Jun
162 pts
28 yrs
Amin Dada
164 pts
31 yrs
Joueur15
120 pts
30 yrs
Kadhafi
140 pts
29 yrs
Staline
144 pts
33 yrs
Fidèle Ca...
144 pts
32 yrs
Joueur14
118 pts
28 yrs
Mobutu
180 pts
32 yrs
Adolf
194 pts
33 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 92'

    Full time!

    And the referee blows the final whistle on this clear victory for Loche Witz against AgroFiac

  2. 91'

    Shot off target by Staline

    Staline is through on goal after a superb pass from Joueur15, but he chips it too much and it goes over. Everyone thought that was in!

  3. 87'

    Goal for Loche Witz! Joueur14

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, Joueur14 pulls off a stepover, beats Diamilatou Thiam, and shoots. Unstoppable!

  4. 83'

    A series of passes between Laurent Chargé and Diamilatou Thiam while they wait for an opening.

  5. 81'

    A dangerous cross from Enzo Cascio is easily dealt with by Amin Dada, who clears with a header.

  6. 76'

    Goal for AgroFiac! Stéphane Zala

    On the counter-attack, PR Tchoukriel plays a through ball to Stéphane Zala, who rounds the keeper and taps into an empty net! What composure!

  7. 73'

    Goal for AgroFiac! Enzo Cascio

    Enzo Cascio sprints from his own half and unleashes a thunderbolt, the ball flies straight into the top corner, Poutine could do nothing!

  8. 71'

    Shot off target by Mobutu

    Mobutu beats two defenders and feeds Staline, who attempts a curling shot. The ball kisses the right post.

  9. 67'

    Save by David Narbonne

    What a powerful strike from Fidèle Castro, but David Narbonne gets in the way!

  10. 64'

    Save by Poutine

    That was close! A perfect through ball finds Stéphane Zala one-on-one with the keeper; he draws him out and tries to lob him... but Poutine had anticipated the move and stretches to deflect the ball!

  11. 61'

    Undeniable foul! Fidèle Castro tackles Melanie Deconinck with both feet off the ground!

  12. 57'

    A sublime cross-field pass from Fidèle Castro to Amin Dada, who brings it down with his chest.

  13. 55'

    Shot off target by Staline

    Staline fires a low cross across the goal... Fidèle Castro gets a touch but it goes out for a goal kick.

  14. 50'

    Free kick by Laurent Chargé

    It is a free kick, Laurent Chargé curls it over the wall, but Poutine catches it easily.

  15. 49'

    A shirt pull by Joueur15; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  16. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe AgroFiac va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  17. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour Loche Witz.

  18. 39'

    Goal for Loche Witz! Joueur15

    Joueur15 is played through. He accelerates, dribbles past Diamilatou Thiam, and beats the keeper with a subtle outside-of-the-boot finish.

  19. 33'

    Free kick scored by Mobutu

    What a goal! After focusing, Mobutu curls this free kick beautifully into the top corner. David Narbonne had no chance on that ball.

  20. 33'

    Stéphane Zala leans on Joueur15 in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  21. 31'

    Yellow card for Joueur15

    Joueur15 is lucky to get away with just a yellow card.

  22. 31'

    Joueur15 slides into Enzo Cascio as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  23. 28'

    Adolf bursts down the right wing and tries to cut it back for Fidèle Castro, but it goes straight to a defender who clears it. A missed opportunity.

  24. 26'

    Shot off target by Fidèle Castro

    Fidèle Castro hits a magnificent cross-field pass to Joueur15, who controls the ball and shoots!! But the keeper, alert, lets it go wide.

  25. 21'

    Shot on target by Staline

    Magnificent 30-meter strike from Staline. The keeper gathers the ball at the second attempt.

  26. 18'

    Yellow card for PR Tchoukriel

    Yellow card for PR Tchoukriel following that foul; he'll need to be on his best behavior for the rest of the match!

  27. 18'

    Hard tackle by PR Tchoukriel on Poutine, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  28. 15'

    Shot off target by Kadhafi

    Pass from Kadhafi to Adolf, who completely slices his shot!!!

  29. 10'

    Free kick by Mobutu

    Mobutu strikes it accurately. He aims for the top left corner, but once again, the keeper is alert and makes a clean save from the low-power shot.

  30. 10'

    The tackle by Christel Reis on kim Jun is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  31. 5'

    Free kick by Mobutu

    Dangerous free kick centrally taken by Mobutu, he shoots but the ball sails into the stands... What a pity.

  32. 4'

    Louis Sauvage stamps on Adolf, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

  33. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle for kick-off, a few vuvuzelas can be heard.

Key stats

AgroFiac Loche Witz
37% Possession 63%
2 Goals 3
4 Shots on target 6
0 Shots off target 6
4 Fouls 3
1 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Stéphane Zala 76' PR Tchoukriel
  • Enzo Cascio 73'

Scorers

  • Joueur14 87'
  • Joueur15 39'
  • Mobutu 33'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 76'18'
  • 76'
  • 73'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 39'31'
  • 87'

Attack

  • 33'

Substitutes

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