Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 86'

    Yellow card for Cyprien Dubois

    Cyprien Dubois contests the referee's decision and gets booked with a yellow card.

  2. 78'

    Goal for StratixFC/9! Nolan Roussel

    Nolan Roussel leaves Paul Francois for dead with a nutmeg before curling an unstoppable shot into the far bottom corner! What a goal!

  3. 60'

    Maël Collin goes down injured

    Maël Collin is signaling to the medics, he should be coming off.

  4. 55'

    Goal for SAUCISSON FC! Wesley Fontaine

    Wesley Fontaine dribbles past Thomas Gillet before firing into the top opposite corner, magnificent!!!

  5. 39'

    Goal for SAUCISSON FC! Anthony Barbier

    Mathieu Boyer breaks away down the left and delivers a pinpoint cross for Anthony Barbier, who has an easy tap-in to find the back of the net.

  6. 25'

    Goal for StratixFC/9! Alexandre Marchand

    The team links up 35 meters out and Alexandre Marchand is finally found by Zotu on the left. Alexandre Marchand cuts onto his favored foot and curls a sublime, dipping shot into the top corner!

What an absolute circus we witnessed on the pitch today, as StratixFC/9 and SAUCISSON FC battled to a 2-2 draw that left everyone questioning if these players had ever seen a football before. StratixFC/9 drew first blood in the 25th minute, but their defensive integrity crumbled faster than a cheap biscuit, allowing SAUCISSON FC to equalize before halftime. The second half was a masterclass in incompetence, featuring a StratixFC/9 injury that looked more like a dramatic stage play than a sports mishap. 🤡

The drama reached peak absurdity around the 80th minute. After SAUCISSON FC surged ahead in the 55th minute, they decided that holding a lead was far too mainstream. In a display of pure comedic timing, both sides were gifted penalties in the 83rd and 86th minutes respectively, and both teams managed to fluff their lines completely. It takes a special kind of talent to miss a penalty when the goal is staring you in the face, but both squads proved they are experts at disappointment. ⚽

By the time the final whistle blew, SAUCISSON FC had collected a yellow card for their troubles, and the referee probably wished he had stayed home. With StratixFC/9 managing only three shots on target and SAUCISSON FC barely scraping two, the match was a grueling endurance test for the spectators. If this is the peak of our local championship, I suggest we all take up knitting instead. Truly, a match that will be forgotten by tomorrow morning, and thank goodness for that.

Match details

On 08/10/2026 19:30

EL Stratium Stadium (StratixFC/9)

560 spectators

No extra time

Waqy
153 pts
17 yrs
Maël Collin
127 pts
25 yrs
Stéphane ...
153 pts
20 yrs
Thomas Gi...
127 pts
23 yrs
A. Maitla...
206 pts
18 yrs
Thibault ...
147 pts
21 yrs
Nolan Rou...
127 pts
24 yrs
Theo Henry
127 pts
24 yrs
Alexandre...
126 pts
20 yrs
Zotu
207 pts
18 yrs
Arthur Du...
153 pts
21 yrs
Cyprien D...
131 pts
24 yrs
Anthony G...
142 pts
24 yrs
Yanis Rou...
143 pts
25 yrs
Paul Fran...
134 pts
25 yrs
Alain Blanc
143 pts
27 yrs
Yann Riviere
137 pts
25 yrs
Mathieu B...
133 pts
27 yrs
Anthony B...
137 pts
27 yrs
Wesley Fo...
136 pts
26 yrs
Clément D...
135 pts
22 yrs
Vincent D...
132 pts
24 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    And that is the end of the match, finishing in a 2-2 draw between StratixFC/9 and SAUCISSON FC!

  2. 89'

    Shot off target by Mathieu Boyer

    Anthony Barbier sprints down the touchline and crosses to Mathieu Boyer! He gets a touch on it but it hits the side netting, what a shame!

  3. 86'

    Penalty missed by Arthur Dupont

    Arthur Dupont strikes it hard down the middle, but the ball smashes against the crossbar!

  4. 86'

    Penalty to StratixFC/9

    Foul in the box, a penalty is fair! Arthur Dupont will have to step up.

  5. 86'

    Yellow card for Cyprien Dubois

    Cyprien Dubois contests the referee's decision and gets booked with a yellow card.

  6. 86'

    After an aerial duel, Cyprien Dubois delivers a violent elbow to the face of Thibault Petit, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  7. 83'

    Penalty missed by Wesley Fontaine

    Oh my! That was a golden chance, but Wesley Fontaine lacked composure. The score remains the same.

  8. 83'

    Penalty to SAUCISSON FC

    The referee points to the penalty spot, Wesley Fontaine steps up to take it.

  9. 83'

    Zotu stamps on Yanis Rousseau, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

  10. 80'

    Zotu and Nolan Roussel are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.

  11. 78'

    Goal for StratixFC/9! Nolan Roussel

    Nolan Roussel leaves Paul Francois for dead with a nutmeg before curling an unstoppable shot into the far bottom corner! What a goal!

  12. 72'

    SAUCISSON FC is calmly moving the ball around while StratixFC/9 sits deep. This is all very boring!

  13. 70'

    Arthur Dupont and Maël Collin are really on their game today; their link-up play is perfect.

  14. 66'

    Hard tackle by Alexandre Marchand on Vincent Dumont, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  15. 62'

    Yann Riviere looks for Yanis Rousseau in behind the defense, but Yanis Rousseau cannot control the ball properly.

  16. 60'

    Maël Collin goes down injured

    Maël Collin is signaling to the medics, he should be coming off.

  17. 60'

    Maël Collin starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Wesley Fontaine, who commits a very bad foul.

  18. 55'

    Goal for SAUCISSON FC! Wesley Fontaine

    Wesley Fontaine dribbles past Thomas Gillet before firing into the top opposite corner, magnificent!!!

  19. 52'

    Shot off target by Vincent Dumont

    After a nice team move, Vincent Dumont curls a shot from 25 meters out that goes just wide of the keeper, who didn't move.

  20. 51'

    A. Maitland-Niles is late on Alain Blanc, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

  21. 47'

    Free kick by Zotu

    Zotu strikes the free kick with power, but it goes well wide of the goal!

  22. 47'

    Unacceptable foul by Anthony Barbier who tackles Thibault Petit from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  23. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  24. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  25. 39'

    Goal for SAUCISSON FC! Anthony Barbier

    Mathieu Boyer breaks away down the left and delivers a pinpoint cross for Anthony Barbier, who has an easy tap-in to find the back of the net.

  26. 34'

    The tackle by Thomas Gillet on Anthony Girard is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  27. 29'

    SAUCISSON FC is pressing very intensely, forcing StratixFC/9 to bypass their midfield and play long balls to their forwards.

  28. 25'

    Goal for StratixFC/9! Alexandre Marchand

    The team links up 35 meters out and Alexandre Marchand is finally found by Zotu on the left. Alexandre Marchand cuts onto his favored foot and curls a sublime, dipping shot into the top corner!

  29. 23'

    Maël Collin tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by Yanis Rousseau, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!

  30. 18'

    Yann Riviere thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined Maël Collin.

  31. 16'

    Anthony Barbier passes to Yann Riviere, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

  32. 11'

    StratixFC/9 is dropping back as SAUCISSON FC looks increasingly dangerous.

  33. 5'

    Free kick by Zotu

    Zotu strikes the free kick with power, but it goes straight to the keeper who gathers it at the second attempt.

  34. 5'

    What a foul! As Thibault Petit was heading for goal, Alain Blanc comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are underway for what promises to be an exciting match between StratixFC/9 and SAUCISSON FC!

Key stats

StratixFC/9 SAUCISSON FC
48% Possession 52%
2 Goals 2
3 Shots on target 2
1 Shots off target 2
4 Fouls 4
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
1 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Nolan Roussel 78'
  • Alexandre Marchand 25' Zotu

Scorers

  • Wesley Fontaine 55'
  • Anthony Barbier 39' Mathieu Boyer

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 60'

Midfield

  • 78'

Attack

  • 25'
  • 25'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

  • 86'

Defence

Midfield

  • 39'
  • 39'

Attack

  • 55'

Substitutes

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