Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 82'

    Goal for Maison Noves! O. Selnaes

    Slapstick goal! O. Selnaes's shot hits the left post and bounces off Gabriel Simon's head. The ball ends up in the back of the net.

  2. 75'

    Goal for Maison Noves! M. Lewis-Skelly

    A great pass from Niang to M. Lewis-Skelly, who pulls off a magnificent touch before firing a swivel shot that smashes in under the crossbar!

  3. 63'

    Goal for Maison Noves! O. Selnaes

    O. Selnaes advances from the left, commits NIAKATE, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.

  4. 40'

    Goal for Maison Noves! Weah

    A lightning-fast counter-attack sees M. Lewis-Skelly play Weah in behind the defense. He is one-on-one with the keeper and slots it home with the inside of his boot.

  5. 22'

    Yellow card for Niang

    Following that foul, Niang is shown a yellow card.

  6. 12'

    Free kick scored by Robin Payet

    Robin Payet takes his run-up, shoots... And scores! A superb curling effort!

  7. 8'

    Goal for FANTASIA! Ratatouille

    Following a great counter-attack, Rodolphe breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where Ratatouille is there to finish. A textbook goal!

What a spectacular demolition job we witnessed today! Maison Noves turned the pitch into their personal playground, dismantling FANTASIA with a ruthless 5-1 scoreline that frankly could have been even uglier. While the game started with a bit of a scuffle—including an early yellow card for Maison Noves at the 22nd minute—the team quickly channeled that aggression into pure offensive dominance. By the time the final whistle blew, FANTASIA looked less like a football club and more like a group of tourists lost in a hurricane.

The stats tell a hilarious story of total incompetence from the visitors. While Maison Noves peppered the goal with 6 shots on target and a barrage of 7 shots off target, FANTASIA managed a pathetic 3 shots on target and zero—yes, zero—shots off target. It seems they forgot that the point of the game is to actually hit the ball somewhere near the goal, rather than just committing six clumsy fouls to stop the bleeding. Even when Maison Noves missed a few free kicks, they simply shrugged it off and went back to scoring at will. ⚽

The second half was a relentless procession of goals for Maison Noves, leaving FANTASIA in a state of absolute existential dread. After finding the net at the 40th minute, the floodgates opened, with goals raining down in the 63rd, 75th, and 82nd minutes. It was a tactical clinic for the hosts and a public humiliation for the guests. If FANTASIA players are looking for a new hobby, perhaps they should consider something that doesn't involve grass, a ball, or keeping track of the scoreboard. Truly a day to remember for the victors and one to bury deep in the archives for the losers. 🔥

Match details

On 08/10/2026 17:30

Velodrome (Maison Noves)

17559 spectators

No extra time

Léon Laurent
255 pts
28 yrs
Vegu
263 pts
23 yrs
Robin Payet
286 pts
26 yrs
Aguerd
278 pts
27 yrs
Kihu
259 pts
20 yrs
Pyfy
278 pts
22 yrs
O. Selnaes
275 pts
22 yrs
M. Lewis-...
305 pts
26 yrs
Timber
305 pts
28 yrs
Niang
284 pts
22 yrs
Weah
291 pts
23 yrs
Gabriel S...
182 pts
31 yrs
Felipe Melo
203 pts
27 yrs
Enzo Phil...
192 pts
32 yrs
NIAKATE
193 pts
33 yrs
Mercer
191 pts
31 yrs
Axel Perrin
190 pts
29 yrs
Nabil Ben...
197 pts
30 yrs
Timothe L...
191 pts
32 yrs
Ratatouille
187 pts
35 yrs
Nathan Mo...
201 pts
34 yrs
Rodolphe
200 pts
34 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    After a thrilling match, Maison Noves takes the win over FANTASIA.

  2. 89'

    Shot off target by Pyfy

    Kihu sprints down the touchline and crosses to Pyfy! He gets a touch on it but it hits the side netting, what a shame!

  3. 86'

    Rodolphe is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Pyfy's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  4. 85'

    FANTASIA is barely seeing the ball as Maison Noves dominates possession with some fine play, much to the delight of the Maison Noves fans, who have started a Mexican wave.

  5. 82'

    Goal for Maison Noves! O. Selnaes

    Slapstick goal! O. Selnaes's shot hits the left post and bounces off Gabriel Simon's head. The ball ends up in the back of the net.

  6. 80'

    FANTASIA are in real trouble, Maison Noves are currently monopolizing possession.

  7. 75'

    Goal for Maison Noves! M. Lewis-Skelly

    A great pass from Niang to M. Lewis-Skelly, who pulls off a magnificent touch before firing a swivel shot that smashes in under the crossbar!

  8. 72'

    Free kick by Robin Payet

    Robin Payet steps up and... poor pigeon.

  9. 72'

    Felipe Melo pushes Weah in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  10. 68'

    NIAKATE humiliates Timber with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

  11. 63'

    Goal for Maison Noves! O. Selnaes

    O. Selnaes advances from the left, commits NIAKATE, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.

  12. 61'

    Shot off target by Kihu

    Kihu tries his luck from way out. A half-hearted strike that ends up at least fifteen meters wide of the goal.

  13. 56'

    Shot off target by Niang

    After a nice team move, Niang curls a shot from 25 meters out that goes just wide of the keeper, who didn't move.

  14. 54'

    Vegu is through on goal, but Felipe Melo wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.

  15. 51'

    Shot off target by O. Selnaes

    With no options available, O. Selnaes decides to shoot from distance. It is completely sliced and heads towards the corner flag!

  16. 46'

    Ball recovered by O. Selnaes who rushes to play Vegu through, but the pass is overhit and goes out of play.

  17. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe FANTASIA va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  18. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour Maison Noves.

  19. 43'

    FANTASIA is moving the ball around well. Maison Noves is completely disorganized and cannot win the ball back.

  20. 40'

    Goal for Maison Noves! Weah

    A lightning-fast counter-attack sees M. Lewis-Skelly play Weah in behind the defense. He is one-on-one with the keeper and slots it home with the inside of his boot.

  21. 37'

    Nathan Moreau dribbles past Kihu with a magnificent nutmeg. Kihu seems annoyed, so he tackles Nathan Moreau from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  22. 35'

    Shot on target by Axel Perrin

    A long pass from Axel Perrin finds Mercer, who hits a right-footed shot that the keeper gathers comfortably.

  23. 33'

    Free kick by Robin Payet

    Robin Payet unleashes a rocket that ends up in the stands.

  24. 33'

    Timber cuts inside to beat his marker, but Enzo Philippe hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  25. 28'

    Shot on target by Timothe Laurent

    Timothe Laurent passes to Nabil Bentaleb, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.

  26. 22'

    Yellow card for Niang

    Following that foul, Niang is shown a yellow card.

  27. 22'

    Niang puts in a heavy tackle on Nabil Bentaleb during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  28. 19'

    What a horror tackle! Weah drives his studs into NIAKATE's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  29. 16'

    Save by Gabriel Simon

    A powerful strike from forty meters out by Kihu, but it goes straight into the arms of Gabriel Simon.

  30. 14'

    Rodolphe manages to dribble past Niang, who catches up. Rodolphe slaps his opponent! Foul!

  31. 12'

    Free kick scored by Robin Payet

    Robin Payet takes his run-up, shoots... And scores! A superb curling effort!

  32. 12'

    What a horror tackle! Timothe Laurent drives his studs into Weah's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  33. 8'

    Goal for FANTASIA! Ratatouille

    Following a great counter-attack, Rodolphe breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where Ratatouille is there to finish. A textbook goal!

  34. 7'

    Free kick by Robin Payet

    Robin Payet slips as he strikes the ball, sending it flying into the stands.

  35. 6'

    Axel Perrin attempts a tough tackle on Pyfy but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  36. 3'

    Maison Noves is pressing FANTASIA very high, making it difficult for them to build their play.

  37. 0'

    Kick-off

    The teams are taking the pitch, the fans are unveiling their tifos, it promises to be an intense match!

Key stats

Maison Noves FANTASIA
73% Possession 27%
5 Goals 1
6 Shots on target 3
7 Shots off target 0
3 Fouls 6
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • O. Selnaes 82'
  • M. Lewis-Skelly 75' Niang
  • O. Selnaes 63'
  • Weah 40' M. Lewis-Skelly
  • Robin Payet 12'

Scorers

  • Ratatouille 8' Rodolphe

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 12'

Midfield

  • 82'63'
  • 75'40'

Attack

  • 75'22'
  • 40'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 8'

Attack

  • 8'

Substitutes

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