Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 89'

    Goal for Servette! Timothe Cognat

    Kastriot Imeri is one-on-one with the keeper, the angle is tight, he spots Timothe Cognat making a run, slides the ball to him... And it is a GOAL!!!

  2. 86'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! DIMITOUZE

    A long through ball finds DIMITOUZE, who outpaces Timothe Cognat and slots it past the keeper!

  3. 70'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! CANCEROUZE

    Corner taken by INSOMNIOUZE towards the edge of the box for CANCEROUZE, who connects with a thunderous volley that catches the keeper off guard. It's a goal!

  4. 60'

    Substitution for Servette

    Servette effectue un remplacement. Warren Gerard prend la place de Philippe Senderos.

  5. 59'

    Free kick scored by SHARKOUZE

    SHARKOUZE steps up and tucks it into the top left corner; Rica could do nothing!

  6. 47'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! SANKOUZE

    Magnificent play by SANKOUZE, who dribbles past one opponent, avoids a tackle from another, and finds himself one-on-one with Rica. He beats him with an inside-of-the-boot finish into the net!

  7. 43'

    Goal for Servette! Kastriot Imeri

    It is in the back of the net!! A driven cross from Tene is flicked on by Kastriot Imeri to beat the keeper!

  8. 40'

    Goal for Servette! Timothe Cognat

    BEBOUZE is poorly positioned! Timothe Cognat seizes the moment and tries a 40-meter strike, it hits the back of the net! What a magnificent shot!

  9. 20'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! KATCHOUZE

    KATCHOUZE advances from the left, commits Sergio Ramos, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.

  10. 13'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! PEPOUZE

    PEPOUZE tries a powerful strike from 30 meters that ends up under the bar of Rica. He could do nothing about it!

  11. 12'

    Goal for Servette! Tene

    Kastriot Imeri escapes down the flank and cuts it back for Tene, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.

What an absolute catastrophe for Servette! In a display of defensive ineptitude that would make a Sunday league side blush, the boys in their kit were dismantled 4-6 by TEAM OUZE. The visitors came, saw, and decided that defense was merely a suggestion, racking up six clinical goals while Servette spent most of their afternoon practicing their aim for the moon. Despite landing six shots on target, Servette looked like they were allergic to the back of the net until it was far too late to salvage their pride. ⚽

The chaos erupted early as TEAM OUZE stormed to a two-goal lead by the 20th minute, leaving the Servette backline looking like statues in a park. While Servette managed a brief glimmer of hope with two rapid-fire goals just before halftime, it was nothing more than a tease. TEAM OUZE, playing with the discipline of a surgical team—and committing zero fouls, mind you—responded with a devastating barrage. A beautiful free-kick goal at the 59th minute and a clever corner conversion at the 70th effectively put the nail in the coffin, turning the game into a humiliating rout. 📉

By the final whistle, Servette had devolved into a collection of frustrated athletes, aimlessly firing shots into the stands and committing pointless fouls in a desperate, failed attempt to slow the bleeding. While they managed a consolation goal in the 89th minute, the damage to their reputation was already irreversible. TEAM OUZE heads home victorious, having proven that you don't need to break the rules to break your opponent's spirit. As for Servette? Perhaps it is time to trade the football boots for some golf clubs; at least on the green, there is no goalkeeper to ruin the day. 🤡

Match details

On 08/10/2026 14:30

Stade de Geneve (Servette)

68798 spectators

No extra time

Rica
364 pts
24 yrs
Sergio Ramos
320 pts
26 yrs
Vivo
326 pts
23 yrs
Keigo Tsu...
299 pts
28 yrs
Warren Ge...
244 pts
31 yrs
Tene
345 pts
22 yrs
Timothe C...
314 pts
28 yrs
Kastriot ...
314 pts
27 yrs
Qevu
341 pts
23 yrs
Xivi
323 pts
24 yrs
Johan Man...
322 pts
29 yrs
BEBOUZE
231 pts
22 yrs
CASTOUZE
202 pts
23 yrs
RONCHONCH...
200 pts
22 yrs
ELCHAPOUZE
272 pts
31 yrs
SHARKOUZE
268 pts
29 yrs
PEPOUZE
322 pts
27 yrs
KATCHOUZE
318 pts
29 yrs
SANKOUZE
320 pts
29 yrs
CANCEROUZE
363 pts
22 yrs
INSOMNIOUZE
370 pts
22 yrs
DIMITOUZE
308 pts
28 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    And it is on the referee's final whistle that TEAM OUZE secures the win against Servette

  2. 89'

    Goal for Servette! Timothe Cognat

    Kastriot Imeri is one-on-one with the keeper, the angle is tight, he spots Timothe Cognat making a run, slides the ball to him... And it is a GOAL!!!

  3. 86'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! DIMITOUZE

    A long through ball finds DIMITOUZE, who outpaces Timothe Cognat and slots it past the keeper!

  4. 84'

    Shot off target by Timothe Cognat

    Oh my, what a strike from Timothe Cognat, but it just goes over the bar. Unlucky!

  5. 79'

    Shot off target by Johan Manzambi

    Big miss! Johan Manzambi cuts the ball back to Warren Gerard. After a great touch he is one-on-one with the keeper, but his powerful strike is off target! What a waste...

  6. 77'

    Shot off target by Warren Gerard

    Johan Manzambi finds Warren Gerard with a cross-field ball, who controls it with a lovely chest trap and tries a volley. The ball sails into the stands!

  7. 72'

    Save by BEBOUZE

    Qevu is on the edge of offside and racing toward goal... but BEBOUZE isn't fooled by the striker's feint and claims the ball!

  8. 70'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! CANCEROUZE

    Corner taken by INSOMNIOUZE towards the edge of the box for CANCEROUZE, who connects with a thunderous volley that catches the keeper off guard. It's a goal!

  9. 65'

    Servette are completely dominating; the ball just won't leave TEAM OUZE's half.

  10. 60'

    Tactical change — Servette

    Servette modifie sa stratégie.

  11. 60'

    Substitution for Servette

    Servette effectue un remplacement. Warren Gerard prend la place de Philippe Senderos.

  12. 59'

    Free kick scored by SHARKOUZE

    SHARKOUZE steps up and tucks it into the top left corner; Rica could do nothing!

  13. 59'

    The tackle by Kastriot Imeri on CASTOUZE is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  14. 56'

    Shot off target by SANKOUZE

    Superb curling shot from SANKOUZE that grazes the top left corner! That was close!

  15. 50'

    Hard tackle by Johan Manzambi on KATCHOUZE, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  16. 47'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! SANKOUZE

    Magnificent play by SANKOUZE, who dribbles past one opponent, avoids a tackle from another, and finds himself one-on-one with Rica. He beats him with an inside-of-the-boot finish into the net!

  17. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe TEAM OUZE va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  18. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 2 pour Servette.

  19. 43'

    Goal for Servette! Kastriot Imeri

    It is in the back of the net!! A driven cross from Tene is flicked on by Kastriot Imeri to beat the keeper!

  20. 40'

    Goal for Servette! Timothe Cognat

    BEBOUZE is poorly positioned! Timothe Cognat seizes the moment and tries a 40-meter strike, it hits the back of the net! What a magnificent shot!

  21. 38'

    Shot off target by DIMITOUZE

    Breaking down the right wing, DIMITOUZE spots the keeper off his line. He goes for it, but finds the side netting. What a pity!

  22. 33'

    A dangerous cross from Vivo is easily dealt with by KATCHOUZE, who clears with a header.

  23. 27'

    Shot off target by SANKOUZE

    After a successful one-two, SANKOUZE manages to get a shot off, but it sails into the stands. Poor pigeons!

  24. 23'

    Shot off target by Keigo Tsunemoto

    Keigo Tsunemoto skins two players and hits the post from thirty-five meters out!!

  25. 20'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! KATCHOUZE

    KATCHOUZE advances from the left, commits Sergio Ramos, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.

  26. 18'

    Save by BEBOUZE

    Keigo Tsunemoto is one-on-one with the keeper, hesitates, and hits a shot that BEBOUZE catches easily.

  27. 15'

    KATCHOUZE and CASTOUZE play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

  28. 13'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! PEPOUZE

    PEPOUZE tries a powerful strike from 30 meters that ends up under the bar of Rica. He could do nothing about it!

  29. 12'

    Goal for Servette! Tene

    Kastriot Imeri escapes down the flank and cuts it back for Tene, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.

  30. 9'

    TEAM OUZE has possession but can't find a way through, as Servette is defending the pitch well.

  31. 5'

    INSOMNIOUZE looks for RONCHONCHOUZE in behind the defense, but RONCHONCHOUZE cannot control the ball properly.

  32. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are underway for what promises to be an exciting match between Servette and TEAM OUZE!

Key stats

Servette TEAM OUZE
51% Possession 49%
4 Goals 6
6 Shots on target 6
4 Shots off target 3
2 Fouls 0
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Timothe Cognat 89' Kastriot Imeri
  • Kastriot Imeri 43' Tene
  • Timothe Cognat 40'
  • Tene 12' Kastriot Imeri

Scorers

  • DIMITOUZE 86'
  • CANCEROUZE 70' INSOMNIOUZE
  • SHARKOUZE 59'
  • SANKOUZE 47'
  • KATCHOUZE 20'
  • PEPOUZE 13'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 60'
  • 12'43'
  • 89'40'
  • 43'89'12'

Attack

Substitutes

  • 60'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 59'

Midfield

  • 13'
  • 20'
  • 47'

Attack

  • 70'
  • 70'
  • 86'

Substitutes

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