Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 71'

    Yellow card for Aubin Roche

    The referee takes his time before showing only a yellow to Aubin Roche; he gets away with one there.

  2. 69'

    Goal for Montpellier HSC! Théo SAINTE-LUCE

    Goal! Théo SAINTE-LUCE nutmegs Hugo Lefebvre and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

  3. 64'

    Free kick scored by Aubin Roche

    Goal! A magnificent goal from Aubin Roche! With an unstoppable shot into the top corner, S.Ngapandountbu was helpless against that rocket.

  4. 40'

    Yellow card for Christophe Bonnet

    Christophe Bonnet is very late on his opponent and receives a deserved yellow card.

  5. 17'

    Yellow card for Théo SAINTE-LUCE

    He earned that card! A fully deserved yellow card for Théo SAINTE-LUCE.

  6. 15'

    Red card for Nicolas PAYS

    Red card!!!!!!!! And yes, it is indeed a red that the referee pulls out for Nicolas PAYS!!!

In what can only be described as a masterclass in anti-football, the FC Courgette somehow managed to escape with a 1-1 draw against Montpellier HSC despite looking like they had never seen a ball in their lives. With a grand total of exactly one shot on target throughout the entire ninety minutes, the FC Courgette strategy appeared to be "kick everyone, pray for a miracle, and hope the referee gets bored." They committed seven fouls and collected two yellow cards just to keep things spicy, proving that if you can't play football, you might as well play bumper cars. 🥦

The drama peaked in the 64th minute when, against all laws of physics and logic, FC Courgette scored a direct free-kick. It was their one and only accurate attempt of the match, a statistical anomaly that surely left the Montpellier HSC goalkeeper questioning his career choices. Montpellier HSC, having dominated the field with seven shots on target and three more sailing wide, finally managed to equalize in the 69th minute, but the damage to their pride was already done. They spent the rest of the game aggressively searching for a winner, only to be frustrated by a team that seemed more interested in collecting bookings than playing the beautiful game.

By the final whistle, Montpellier HSC had racked up a red card to match their single point, capping off a truly chaotic afternoon of pure absurdity. While Montpellier HSC will go home wondering how they failed to dismantle such a defensive wall of chaos, the FC Courgette players are probably celebrating this draw like they just won the Champions League. It wasn't pretty, it wasn't skillful, and it certainly wasn't tactical, but it was exactly the kind of mess that makes us love this ridiculous sport. 🤡

Match details

On 08/10/2026 13:30

Stade FC Courgette (FC Courgette)

3740 spectators

No extra time

Kylian Denis
142 pts
20 yrs
Mathis Henry
151 pts
24 yrs
Hugo Lefe...
149 pts
27 yrs
Jahi
167 pts
24 yrs
Kevin Mar...
147 pts
20 yrs
Aubin Roche
147 pts
26 yrs
Malo Simon
144 pts
22 yrs
Cyprien B...
147 pts
22 yrs
Christoph...
148 pts
25 yrs
Adam Schmitt
151 pts
25 yrs
Pierre Hu...
153 pts
24 yrs
S.Ngapand...
142 pts
23 yrs
Yael MOUANGA
155 pts
21 yrs
Julien LA...
191 pts
21 yrs
D. Upamecano
203 pts
21 yrs
Théo SAIN...
157 pts
21 yrs
Théo CHEN...
149 pts
20 yrs
Florian T...
162 pts
21 yrs
Noah VIDA...
155 pts
25 yrs
Yassine B...
181 pts
19 yrs
L.MEGNAN-...
160 pts
25 yrs
Nicolas PAYS
141 pts
23 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    The referee blows the final whistle with the score at 1-1.

  2. 89'

    Mathis Henry catches Noah VIDAL-CARTOU's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  3. 87'

    After an aerial duel, Adam Schmitt delivers a violent elbow to the face of L.MEGNAN-PAVE, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  4. 83'

    Save by Kylian Denis

    That helps a keeper! Kylian Denis wins his duel against Noah VIDAL-CARTOU, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.

  5. 81'

    Théo SAINTE-LUCE passes to Yael MOUANGA, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

  6. 77'

    Save by Kylian Denis

    Florian TARDIEU fires a great shot on goal, but Kylian Denis saves it without much trouble.

  7. 73'

    In a duel with Cyprien Bertrand, Yassine BENHATTAB goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  8. 71'

    Yellow card for Aubin Roche

    The referee takes his time before showing only a yellow to Aubin Roche; he gets away with one there.

  9. 71'

    Yael MOUANGA dribbles past Aubin Roche with a magnificent nutmeg. Aubin Roche seems annoyed, so he tackles Yael MOUANGA from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  10. 69'

    Goal for Montpellier HSC! Théo SAINTE-LUCE

    Goal! Théo SAINTE-LUCE nutmegs Hugo Lefebvre and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

  11. 66'

    Shot off target by Théo CHENNAHI

    Théo CHENNAHI skins two players and hits the post from thirty-five meters out!!

  12. 64'

    Free kick scored by Aubin Roche

    Goal! A magnificent goal from Aubin Roche! With an unstoppable shot into the top corner, S.Ngapandountbu was helpless against that rocket.

  13. 64'

    Théo SAINTE-LUCE catches Kevin Martinez's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  14. 58'

    Adam Schmitt picks up the ball and whips in a great cross... but Malo Simon is poorly positioned and cannot connect!

  15. 55'

    Shot on target by Florian TARDIEU

    From a cross on the right, Théo SAINTE-LUCE squares it to Florian TARDIEU inside the box, but his effort is pushed away by the keeper.

  16. 52'

    Shot off target by Florian TARDIEU

    A superb ball from L.MEGNAN-PAVE finds Florian TARDIEU behind the defense. He chips the keeper, but the ball goes over the goal.

  17. 49'

    Théo CHENNAHI tries to outpace Christophe Bonnet, who lets the player go but keeps the ball.

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  20. 40'

    Free kick by Théo CHENNAHI

    A curling, dipping free kick from Théo CHENNAHI. The bounce doesn't fool the keeper. That could have been dangerous.

  21. 40'

    Yellow card for Christophe Bonnet

    Christophe Bonnet is very late on his opponent and receives a deserved yellow card.

  22. 39'

    Christophe Bonnet is late on Théo SAINTE-LUCE, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

  23. 35'

    L.MEGNAN-PAVE miscontrols the ball, allowing Adam Schmitt to calmly restart the play.

  24. 32'

    Shot off target by Noah VIDAL-CARTOU

    Noah VIDAL-CARTOU is through on goal after a superb pass from Théo CHENNAHI, but he chips it too much and it goes over. Everyone thought that was in!

  25. 28'

    After an aerial duel, Hugo Lefebvre delivers a violent elbow to the face of Noah VIDAL-CARTOU, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  26. 27'

    Kevin Martinez stamps on Théo CHENNAHI, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

  27. 22'

    L.MEGNAN-PAVE and Malo Simon are battling for the ball, and L.MEGNAN-PAVE delivers a violent shoulder charge to Malo Simon, who goes down. It is a foul.

  28. 21'

    Save by Kylian Denis

    What a powerful strike from Théo SAINTE-LUCE, but Kylian Denis gets in the way!

  29. 17'

    Yellow card for Théo SAINTE-LUCE

    He earned that card! A fully deserved yellow card for Théo SAINTE-LUCE.

  30. 17'

    Cyprien Bertrand dribbles past two opponents, but Théo SAINTE-LUCE decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  31. 15'

    Red card for Nicolas PAYS

    Red card!!!!!!!! And yes, it is indeed a red that the referee pulls out for Nicolas PAYS!!!

  32. 15'

    Malo Simon cuts inside to beat his marker, but Nicolas PAYS hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  33. 11'

    Yassine BENHATTAB intercepts a pass intended for Pierre Humbert.

  34. 5'

    Shot on target by Noah VIDAL-CARTOU

    Noah VIDAL-CARTOU tries to catch the keeper out with a dipping shot, but it's deflected for a corner.

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    We are underway between FC Courgette and Montpellier HSC!!! FC Courgette kicks off the match...

Key stats

FC Courgette Montpellier HSC
32% Possession 68%
1 Goals 1
1 Shots on target 7
0 Shots off target 3
7 Fouls 4
2 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 1
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Aubin Roche 64'

Scorers

  • Théo SAINTE-LUCE 69'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 64'71'

Attack

  • 40'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 69'17'

Midfield

Attack

  • 15'

Substitutes

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