1. 90'

   Full time!

   EL GRANDE SAEC wins after a great match. EMPEREUR KEBAB did not deserve to lose, however.

2. 88'

   Save by CatocheLeTitane

   Cut-back to the edge of the box, KNAKI DURE strikes it with power and a superb save from CatocheLeTitane, what a keeper!!

3. 85'

   EMPEREUR KEBAB is dropping back as EL GRANDE SAEC looks increasingly dangerous.

4. 79'

   EL GRANDE SAEC fans are throwing flares onto the pitch, and stewards have to intervene. Play resumes.

5. 73'

   POOP CATAPULT and DENIS AKA PIGNOUF play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

6. 68'

   Great defending from PierreLeVeaucer, who manages to pin PROUT PISTOL at the corner flag and eventually nicks the ball away!

7. 67'

   Tactical change — EMPEREUR KEBAB

   EMPEREUR KEBAB modifie sa stratégie.

8. 67'

   Substitution for EMPEREUR KEBAB

   EMPEREUR KEBAB effectue un remplacement. ÉNORME BLAIREAU prend la place de CAPTAIN CROTTE.

9. 62'

   A sublime cross-field pass from RemyLeBourrineur to Alex Tex Mex, who brings it down with his chest.

10. 59'

    Heavy foul by LA UNICA OREJA who charges into POOP CATAPULT from behind.

11. 55'

    Shot off target by POOP CATAPULT

    KNAKI DURE finds POOP CATAPULT with a cross-field ball, who controls it with a lovely chest trap and tries a volley. The ball sails into the stands!

12. 54'

    Shot off target by PierreLeVeaucer

    PierreLeVeaucer beats two defenders and feeds Alex Tex Mex, who attempts a curling shot. The ball kisses the right post.

13. 52'

    Free kick scored by RemyLeBourrineur

    GOAL!!! The wall was well-positioned, but RemyLeBourrineur produced a world-class strike! The stadium is on its feet, the keeper is devastated!

14. 51'

    CAPTAIN CROTTE catches VIKY MERCURY's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

15. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe EMPEREUR KEBAB va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

16. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour EL GRANDE SAEC.

17. 43'

    Shot off target by KNAKI DURE

    KNAKI DURE is in front of goal, STEPH SLIPENCUIR makes a run but KNAKI DURE goes for a shot that grazes the right post.

18. 41'

    EMPEREUR KEBAB is currently unable to string two consecutive passes together against EL GRANDE SAEC.

19. 36'

    DENIS AKA PIGNOUF is the engine of this team; after a run down the right flank, he passes to POOP CATAPULT, but the ball goes out for a throw-in.

20. 34'

    Perfect tackle by KNAKI MOLLE on Hamzizi! The move was very dangerous! KNAKI MOLLE arrived at just the right time!

21. 30'

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR complains about the tight marking from PILY PILY FIRE, but the referee ignores him.

22. 24'

    Shot on target by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    From a cross on the right, PROUT PISTOL squares it to STEPH SLIPENCUIR inside the box, but his effort is pushed away by the keeper.

23. 20'

    Perfect tackle by PROUT PISTOL on Alex Tex Mex! The move was very dangerous! PROUT PISTOL arrived at just the right time!

24. 19'

    Shot on target by DENIS AKA PIGNOUF

    DENIS AKA PIGNOUF breaks down the flank, cuts inside with a nice move, and crosses. PROUT PISTOL powers a header straight into the keeper's gloves. A pity.

25. 18'

    Free kick scored by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR strikes it low and catches out the keeper, who didn't move.

26. 17'

    Alex Tex Mex pushes STEPH SLIPENCUIR in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

27. 14'

    Shot off target by PILY PILY FIRE

    PILY PILY FIRE cuts past a defender and curls a shot that goes well over the bar.

28. 10'

    Shot on target by CAPTAIN CROTTE

    Great work from STEPH SLIPENCUIR on the right, CAPTAIN CROTTE hits a half-volley but it's no trouble for the keeper.

29. 7'

    Shot off target by CAPTAIN CROTTE

    Header from CAPTAIN CROTTE!!! He outjumps everyone and heads it toward the back post, but misses the target.

30. 5'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! Alex Tex Mex

    Alex Tex Mex through the middle combines with PierreLeVeaucer on the right wing, who plays it back into his path. Alex Tex Mex hits it first time and the keeper cannot stop it. What a move!

31. 3'

    Penalty converted by RemyLeBourrineur

    RemyLeBourrineur sends PACO RABAT the wrong way, it's in the back of the net!

32. 3'

    Penalty to EL GRANDE SAEC

    The referee points to the penalty spot, RemyLeBourrineur steps up to take it.

33. 3'

    DENIS AKA PIGNOUF commits a heavy foul, tackling PILY PILY FIRE from behind with both feet off the ground.

34. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle for kick-off under beautiful sunshine.

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