Championship

Full time

4-1

HT: 1 - 0

Key moments

  1. 90'

    Yellow card for SIRIUS CRACK

    What card, ref? No surprise here, SIRIUS CRACK just picked up a yellow card.

  2. 62'

    Goal for Poulpe! BIG FUSIL A PROUT

    Corner! KINDER MALO whips it in, and BIG FUSIL A PROUT capitalizes on the defense's hesitation to blast a left-footed volley past the keeper!

  3. 56'

    Goal for Bichota! Spé dribbleur

    Magnificent goal by Spé dribbleur!... After a 30-meter run, he enters the box, shakes off two defenders with a sharp turn, and although shoved by MINI BOUNTY, he still finds the back of the net while falling!... Exceptional!

  4. 52'

    Goal for Poulpe! HIPPO-POOP

    The players are moving the ball well, HIPPO-POOP loses Jypu to receive a good pass, takes a sharp touch, and hits a low drive that beats the keeper.

  5. 49'

    Goal for Poulpe! BITURBO V12

    KINDER MALO whips in the corner; the keeper fumbles it onto the head of BITURBO V12, who scores off the post.

  6. 48'

    Yellow card for Ethan Laurent

    Yellow card for Ethan Laurent. He is lucky, that foul deserved a red.

  7. 25'

    Penalty converted by BITURBO V12

    Perfectly sent the wrong way, BITURBO V12 didn't blink against Nesquik.

  8. 25'

    Yellow card for Nesquik

    Nesquik needs to calm down. His foul left the referee with no choice but to show the yellow card.

What a spectacular catastrophe for Bichota! The match kicked off with all the grace of a drunken sailor, as Bichota gifted Poulpe a penalty in the 25th minute, promptly accompanied by a yellow card to set the tone for their chaotic afternoon. While Poulpe was busy putting on a clinical masterclass with five shots on target, Bichota seemed convinced they were auditioning for a rugby league, racking up seven fouls and two yellow cards. It was a masterclass in how not to defend, and frankly, the scoreboard was being generous. 🐙

The second half turned into a complete farce for the visitors. Poulpe continued their relentless onslaught, finding the net from a corner and adding another goal just minutes later to leave Bichota gasping for air. Even when Bichota finally managed a consolation goal in the 56th minute, they immediately followed it up by missing a golden opportunity to claw back into the game, failing a penalty kick in the 67th minute that perfectly encapsulated their dismal performance. It was a comedy of errors that would make even the most dedicated Bichota fan want to change sports.

By the time the final whistle blew on this 4-1 thrashing, Poulpe stood tall, having dismantled their opponents with surgical precision despite a late yellow card of their own. Bichota finished the match exactly as they started: frustrated, fouling, and utterly outclassed. If this was a championship-level performance, then I am the Queen of England. Congratulations to Poulpe for the win, and may Bichota find some discipline—or at least a better pair of boots—before their next outing. 🤡

Match details

On 07/10/2026 08:30

Stade Poulpe (Poulpe)

5814 spectators

No extra time

EL KRAKEN
264 pts
25 yrs
Naël Nicolas
135 pts
28 yrs
KINDER MALO
251 pts
25 yrs
MINI BOUNTY
243 pts
24 yrs
HIPPO-POOP
278 pts
24 yrs
GANDALF E...
290 pts
21 yrs
BARBOSSA ...
285 pts
25 yrs
SIRIUS CRACK
287 pts
24 yrs
BITURBO V12
280 pts
23 yrs
BIG FUSIL...
279 pts
24 yrs
BABOUIN F...
233 pts
27 yrs
Nesquik
210 pts
25 yrs
Jypu
209 pts
21 yrs
Pina
211 pts
22 yrs
Fyhe
205 pts
25 yrs
Jet Lag
210 pts
24 yrs
Spé Moteur
202 pts
25 yrs
Spé dribb...
212 pts
27 yrs
Ethan Lau...
211 pts
26 yrs
Alain Garcia
213 pts
23 yrs
Jacques B...
212 pts
25 yrs
Giovanni
210 pts
24 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    What a match! We witnessed an incredible duel between these two teams.

  2. 90'

    Yellow card for SIRIUS CRACK

    What card, ref? No surprise here, SIRIUS CRACK just picked up a yellow card.

  3. 90'

    A shirt pull by SIRIUS CRACK; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  4. 87'

    Poulpe is moving the ball well with crisp passing, forcing Bichota to chase. A great collective display from Poulpe!

  5. 83'

    A dangerous cross from Jypu is easily dealt with by BABOUIN FURTIF, who clears with a header.

  6. 78'

    A series of passes between MINI BOUNTY and KINDER MALO while they wait for an opening.

  7. 74'

    Jacques Bonnet leads the counter, it's 3-on-2, he passes to Giovanni who gets trapped by the corner flag and loses the ball... what a shame!

  8. 72'

    Pina stamps on BITURBO V12, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

  9. 71'

    In a duel with Alain Garcia, BITURBO V12 goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  10. 67'

    Penalty missed by Jacques Bonnet

    Jacques Bonnet is too tense and fires the ball straight at the keeper, who saves it comfortably.

  11. 67'

    Penalty to Bichota

    The referee points to the penalty spot, despite the crowd's jeers. Jacques Bonnet is getting ready to take it.

  12. 67'

    Spé Moteur dribbles past Naël Nicolas with a magnificent nutmeg. Naël Nicolas seems annoyed, so he tackles Spé Moteur from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  13. 62'

    Goal for Poulpe! BIG FUSIL A PROUT

    Corner! KINDER MALO whips it in, and BIG FUSIL A PROUT capitalizes on the defense's hesitation to blast a left-footed volley past the keeper!

  14. 58'

    A wonderful one-two between BABOUIN FURTIF and BARBOSSA EN PIWI takes out three opposing players.

  15. 56'

    Goal for Bichota! Spé dribbleur

    Magnificent goal by Spé dribbleur!... After a 30-meter run, he enters the box, shakes off two defenders with a sharp turn, and although shoved by MINI BOUNTY, he still finds the back of the net while falling!... Exceptional!

  16. 52'

    Goal for Poulpe! HIPPO-POOP

    The players are moving the ball well, HIPPO-POOP loses Jypu to receive a good pass, takes a sharp touch, and hits a low drive that beats the keeper.

  17. 49'

    Goal for Poulpe! BITURBO V12

    KINDER MALO whips in the corner; the keeper fumbles it onto the head of BITURBO V12, who scores off the post.

  18. 48'

    Yellow card for Ethan Laurent

    Yellow card for Ethan Laurent. He is lucky, that foul deserved a red.

  19. 47'

    Ethan Laurent just tackled MINI BOUNTY with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  20. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Bichota va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  21. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour Poulpe.

  22. 43'

    Shot off target by SIRIUS CRACK

    SIRIUS CRACK passes to GANDALF EN TMAX, who strikes from 20 meters out, but the ball goes very close... to the corner flag.

  23. 39'

    Unacceptable foul by Alain Garcia who tackles BABOUIN FURTIF from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  24. 34'

    Shot off target by BARBOSSA EN PIWI

    BARBOSSA EN PIWI has no options and fires... straight into the stands. He probably wanted to give the ball to his wife.

  25. 29'

    MINI BOUNTY starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Jet Lag, who commits a very bad foul.

  26. 25'

    Penalty converted by BITURBO V12

    Perfectly sent the wrong way, BITURBO V12 didn't blink against Nesquik.

  27. 25'

    Penalty to Poulpe

    PENALTY!!!! All the players are surrounding the referee, but he points to the spot... BITURBO V12 is stepping up.

  28. 25'

    Yellow card for Nesquik

    Nesquik needs to calm down. His foul left the referee with no choice but to show the yellow card.

  29. 25'

    BITURBO V12 starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Nesquik, who commits a very bad foul.

  30. 23'

    Bichota is passing the ball around, with Poulpe trying to win it back.

  31. 17'

    SIRIUS CRACK cannot stop Pina, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  32. 12'

    Shot on target by BABOUIN FURTIF

    Nice cross from BIG FUSIL A PROUT finds its target perfectly, great strike from BABOUIN FURTIF, but the keeper makes a spectacular fingertip save.

  33. 10'

    Save by EL KRAKEN

    From a cut-back, Alain Garcia hits a volley on target, but EL KRAKEN tips it onto his right post! What a world-class play.

  34. 9'

    Shot on target by Spé Moteur

    Magnificent 30-meter strike from Spé Moteur. The keeper gathers the ball at the second attempt.

  35. 7'

    BIG FUSIL A PROUT tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by Alain Garcia, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!

  36. 5'

    Shot off target by BARBOSSA EN PIWI

    Big miss! BARBOSSA EN PIWI cuts the ball back to HIPPO-POOP. After a great touch he is one-on-one with the keeper, but his powerful strike is off target! What a waste...

  37. 2'

    SIRIUS CRACK dribbles past two opponents, but Jypu decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  38. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off between Poulpe and Bichota. We hope it lives up to the hype.

Key stats

Poulpe Bichota
64% Possession 36%
4 Goals 1
5 Shots on target 3
3 Shots off target 0
3 Fouls 7
1 Yellow cards 2
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • BIG FUSIL A PROUT 62' KINDER MALO
  • HIPPO-POOP 52'
  • BITURBO V12 49' KINDER MALO
  • BITURBO V12 25'

Scorers

  • Spé dribbleur 56'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 62'49'
  • 52'

Midfield

  • 90'

Attack

  • 49'25'(Pen)
  • 62'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

  • 25'

Defence

Midfield

  • 56'
  • 48'

Attack

Substitutes

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