Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 32'

    Yellow card for Dylu

    Yellow card for Dylu! You have to wonder how he escaped a red for that nasty challenge...

  2. 27'

    Yellow card for Ethan Dufour

    Following that foul, Ethan Dufour is shown a yellow card.

  3. 17'

    Goal for FCWOULDI! GREGINHO

    Slapstick goal! GREGINHO's shot hits the left post and bounces off Malo Hermmaans's head. The ball ends up in the back of the net.

  4. 9'

    Goal for FCWOULDI! PAPI

    The players are moving the ball well, PAPI loses Guillaume Marchand to receive a good pass, takes a sharp touch, and hits a low drive that beats the keeper.

What a spectacular display of absolute nothingness we witnessed today as FCWOULDI strolled to a 0-2 victory against a RSC ANDERLECHTOIS side that seemed to have forgotten how to play football entirely. The statistics are nothing short of embarrassing for the hosts: zero shots on target throughout the entire ninety minutes. It wasn't so much a football match as it was a training session for FCWOULDI, who spent the afternoon peppering the goal with seven shots on target while the RSC ANDERLECHTOIS players wandered aimlessly across the pitch, seemingly waiting for the final whistle to head home early. 🤡

The first half was a comedy of errors that would have made even a Sunday league referee blush. In a bizarre sequence at the 27th and 32nd minutes, both teams managed to win a penalty only to promptly miss them, proving that scoring from twelve yards out is apparently an impossible task for these titans of mediocrity. RSC ANDERLECHTOIS picked up a yellow card during their moment of madness, while FCWOULDI matched the lack of discipline shortly after. It was truly a masterclass in how not to play the beautiful game, with both sides treating the ball like a live grenade they were desperate to get rid of.

By the second half, FCWOULDI finally realized that if they actually aimed for the goal, they might win, resulting in their clinical 0-2 finish. RSC ANDERLECHTOIS, meanwhile, spent their remaining energy committing four fouls and failing to produce a single moment of danger, culminating in a pathetic free-kick attempt that sailed into oblivion. As the dust settles on this 0-2 result, one has to wonder if RSC ANDERLECHTOIS was even present on the field or if they simply left their kits on the grass and went for a coffee. A dismal day for the hosts and a well-deserved, if uninspiring, win for the visitors. ⚽

Match details

On 06/10/2026 19:30

Stade Nebula817016 (RSC ANDERLECHTOIS)

2672 spectators

No extra time

Malo Herm...
122 pts
23 yrs
Guillaume...
129 pts
20 yrs
Ethan Dufour
133 pts
21 yrs
Nathan Ngoy
140 pts
25 yrs
Rocamadour
143 pts
24 yrs
Jérémy Re...
132 pts
23 yrs
Hidi
171 pts
18 yrs
Paul Mathieu
131 pts
25 yrs
Axel Morin
130 pts
25 yrs
David Andre
136 pts
24 yrs
Stéphane ...
138 pts
28 yrs
BARTHEZ
266 pts
27 yrs
pleureuse
261 pts
27 yrs
Eliott Ma...
261 pts
26 yrs
Jyxo
262 pts
23 yrs
Kana
267 pts
22 yrs
Endrick
273 pts
27 yrs
PAPI
278 pts
27 yrs
Dylu
271 pts
25 yrs
Clopman
268 pts
27 yrs
Sujo
314 pts
25 yrs
GREGINHO
276 pts
28 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Full time, FCWOULDI hands another defeat to RSC ANDERLECHTOIS, who must regroup for their next match.

  2. 88'

    Ethan Dufour puts in a heavy tackle on Clopman during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  3. 86'

    Shot off target by Endrick

    Endrick!!! We all thought it was in, but his shot goes wide of the goal.

  4. 83'

    Free kick by Jérémy Renard

    Jérémy Renard strikes this free kick beautifully but it hits the crossbar. BARTHEZ didn't even react.

  5. 83'

    pleureuse leans on Rocamadour in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  6. 78'

    Shot on target by Endrick

    Endrick breaks down the flank, cuts inside with a nice move, and crosses. Clopman powers a header straight into the keeper's gloves. A pity.

  7. 76'

    Save by Malo Hermmaans

    A powerful strike from forty meters out by Kana, but it goes straight into the arms of Malo Hermmaans.

  8. 73'

    Rocamadour commits a heavy foul, tackling pleureuse from behind with both feet off the ground.

  9. 68'

    FCWOULDI are completely dominating; the ball just won't leave RSC ANDERLECHTOIS's half.

  10. 65'

    A dangerous cross from Axel Morin is easily dealt with by Endrick, who clears with a header.

  11. 63'

    Save by Malo Hermmaans

    A powerful strike from forty meters out by GREGINHO, but it goes straight into the arms of Malo Hermmaans.

  12. 60'

    FCWOULDI and RSC ANDERLECHTOIS seem to be cancelling each other out. The midfield battle is fierce, but neither side can find the opening to make the difference!

  13. 55'

    Free kick by Sujo

    Sujo puts the ball into the box but Malo Hermmaans comes out and claims it.

  14. 55'

    Jérémy Renard makes no attempt to play the ball there! BARTHEZ is on the ground. It is a foul.

  15. 49'

    Shot on target by GREGINHO

    GREGINHO approaches the box but gets blocked by the defense; he plays a neat backheel and PAPI fires it hard, only to be narrowly denied by the keeper!!

  16. 47'

    Dylu looks for Sujo in behind the defense, but Sujo cannot control the ball properly.

  17. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe RSC ANDERLECHTOIS va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  18. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour FCWOULDI.

  19. 42'

    Eliott Marchand and Kana execute a beautiful one-two and bring the ball forward.

  20. 37'

    Shot on target by Dylu

    Kana dinks the ball over the defense, Dylu hits a powerful half-volley straight into the arms of the well-positioned keeper!

  21. 36'

    Axel Morin plays a ball over the top for Jérémy Renard in behind the defense... But he is offside. What a shame, that was a real opportunity!

  22. 32'

    Penalty missed by Jérémy Renard

    Jérémy Renard steps up, but the shot hits the right post. Too bad, maybe next time!

  23. 32'

    Penalty to RSC ANDERLECHTOIS

    The referee points to the penalty spot! It looked like the foul was outside the box! Regardless, Jérémy Renard has already placed the ball and is preparing to shoot.

  24. 32'

    Yellow card for Dylu

    Yellow card for Dylu! You have to wonder how he escaped a red for that nasty challenge...

  25. 32'

    Dylu commits a deliberate obstruction on Paul Mathieu. Watch out!

  26. 27'

    Penalty missed by Sujo

    Sujo runs up and blasts it high. Unfortunately for him, the ball sails deep into the stands.

  27. 27'

    Penalty to FCWOULDI

    Aaaaah! Penalty! A small foul, but a big consequence!

  28. 27'

    Yellow card for Ethan Dufour

    Following that foul, Ethan Dufour is shown a yellow card.

  29. 27'

    BARTHEZ cuts inside to beat his marker, but Ethan Dufour hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  30. 25'

    RSC ANDERLECHTOIS fans are throwing flares onto the pitch, and stewards have to intervene. Play resumes.

  31. 20'

    Shot off target by Endrick

    Endrick enters the box, holding off everyone. But he curls his left-footed shot into the clouds.

  32. 17'

    Goal for FCWOULDI! GREGINHO

    Slapstick goal! GREGINHO's shot hits the left post and bounces off Malo Hermmaans's head. The ball ends up in the back of the net.

  33. 13'

    GREGINHO plays a through ball to Dylu but it is too long and goes for a goal kick.

  34. 9'

    Goal for FCWOULDI! PAPI

    The players are moving the ball well, PAPI loses Guillaume Marchand to receive a good pass, takes a sharp touch, and hits a low drive that beats the keeper.

  35. 3'

    Clopman tries to get past Hidi, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

  36. 0'

    Kick-off

    The teams are taking the pitch, the fans are unveiling their tifos, it promises to be an intense match!

Key stats

RSC ANDERLECHTOIS FCWOULDI
29% Possession 71%
0 Goals 2
0 Shots on target 7
1 Shots off target 3
4 Fouls 2
1 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • GREGINHO 17'
  • PAPI 9'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 27'

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 9'
  • 32'

Attack

  • 17'

Substitutes

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