Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 49'

    Goal for DickyDog! Caillou dur

    GOAL for Caillou dur!!! Caillou dur twists boli inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  2. 30'

    Goal for DickyDog! Gros Beignet Dodu

    A through ball from Esprit VENGEUR to Gros Beignet Dodu, who hits a clean chip into the far corner.

  3. 26'

    Goal for DickyDog! Gros Beignet Dodu

    GOAL for Gros Beignet Dodu!!! Gros Beignet Dodu twists Auguste Rey inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  4. 14'

    Goal for DickyDog! Hamzezette

    GOAL! After beating boli, Hamzezette curls a beautiful shot into the far bottom corner! The keeper can only watch!

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a public service announcement on why some teams should probably stick to board games. DickyDog absolutely dismantled fc besac in a 0-4 masterclass that left the home side looking like they were playing in concrete boots. By the 30th minute, the game was already effectively over as DickyDog danced through the defense with the ease of a knife through warm butter. It was a complete tactical bankruptcy for fc besac, who managed to finish the entire ninety minutes with a grand total of zero shots on target. Zero. Not even a stray ball hitting the corner flag by accident. ⚽

The stats paint a picture so bleak it belongs in a noir film. While DickyDog unleashed a barrage of 7 shots on target, fc besac seemed more interested in perfecting their foul technique, racking up four of them in a desperate, clumsy attempt to stop the inevitable. The only thing fc besac managed to "achieve" was a lonely, pathetic shot that didn't even trouble the goalkeeper, followed by a free kick in the 83rd minute that presumably ended up in the parking lot. Watching them try to build an attack was like watching a toddler try to solve a Rubik's Cube—plenty of effort, zero results, and a lot of confusion.

By the time the final whistle blew, DickyDog were arguably bored, passing the time with a flurry of off-target shots in the dying minutes just to keep the crowd awake. fc besac retreated to the locker room with their dignity shredded and their goal difference in tatters. If they are looking for a silver lining, at least they don't have to play DickyDog again tomorrow. A brutal, one-sided affair that confirms one thing: some teams bring a cannon to a knife fight, while others bring a broken umbrella. 🤡

Match details

On 06/10/2026 13:30

Bisontin (fc besac)

7792 spectators

No extra time

Ziwo
170 pts
22 yrs
Juju
158 pts
21 yrs
Lucas Rey
179 pts
29 yrs
boli
187 pts
32 yrs
amoros
190 pts
31 yrs
giresse
173 pts
32 yrs
Auguste Rey
149 pts
23 yrs
zidane
185 pts
29 yrs
Teqy
207 pts
20 yrs
Timothe M...
225 pts
27 yrs
F. Ribery
197 pts
30 yrs
Big clampin
312 pts
27 yrs
Sup Naked
284 pts
25 yrs
Slip kang...
275 pts
26 yrs
HUBERTO C...
309 pts
25 yrs
Quoicoubaka
288 pts
28 yrs
Caillou dur
275 pts
29 yrs
Esprit VE...
282 pts
20 yrs
Le G
289 pts
27 yrs
Hamzezette
290 pts
23 yrs
Hermano d...
287 pts
27 yrs
Gros Beig...
297 pts
27 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    The match ends with a score of 4-0. A tight contest that provided great entertainment, well played gentlemen!

  2. 91'

    Shot off target by Le G

    Le G has no options and fires... straight into the stands. He probably wanted to give the ball to his wife.

  3. 87'

    zidane's pass is completely off target and goes straight out for a throw-in. Gros Beignet Dodu watches him and laughs.

  4. 84'

    Shot off target by Caillou dur

    Just as the pace of the game had dropped significantly, Caillou dur took the opportunity to try a long-range shot that goes just over the bar.

  5. 83'

    Free kick by Lucas Rey

    Lucas Rey steps up to take the free kick but completely miscues it and the ball goes well over the bar. A shot to forget!

  6. 83'

    Auguste Rey dribbles past Sup Naked with a magnificent nutmeg. Sup Naked seems annoyed, so he tackles Auguste Rey from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  7. 80'

    Le G and Quoicoubaka play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

  8. 78'

    F. Ribery cannot stop Hamzezette, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  9. 73'

    Auguste Rey and F. Ribery are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.

  10. 70'

    Timothe Muller plays a ball over the top, but a magnificent intervention from Gros Beignet Dodu saves his team from a dangerous attack!

  11. 67'

    What a horror tackle! Auguste Rey drives his studs into Hamzezette's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  12. 66'

    Sup Naked leans on Teqy in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  13. 63'

    Superb nutmeg by Gros Beignet Dodu on his opponent Timothe Muller; he justifies his status as a key player for his team.

  14. 58'

    Free kick by Gros Beignet Dodu

    Gros Beignet Dodu steps up and... poor pigeon.

  15. 58'

    Unacceptable foul by Lucas Rey who tackles Le G from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  16. 53'

    Great cross out to the left from Hamzezette, but Esprit VENGEUR miscontrols it and the ball goes out for a throw-in.

  17. 49'

    Goal for DickyDog! Caillou dur

    GOAL for Caillou dur!!! Caillou dur twists boli inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe fc besac va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour DickyDog.

  20. 42'

    Controlling a high ball on his chest, Esprit VENGEUR pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Juju. Pure class.

  21. 38'

    Free kick by Gros Beignet Dodu

    Three steps back and Gros Beignet Dodu runs up... The ball is heading for goal but Ziwo tips it over for a corner!

  22. 37'

    Teqy stamps on Slip kangourou, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

  23. 35'

    Shot on target by Esprit VENGEUR

    Great work from Quoicoubaka on the right, Esprit VENGEUR hits a half-volley but it's no trouble for the keeper.

  24. 30'

    Goal for DickyDog! Gros Beignet Dodu

    A through ball from Esprit VENGEUR to Gros Beignet Dodu, who hits a clean chip into the far corner.

  25. 26'

    Goal for DickyDog! Gros Beignet Dodu

    GOAL for Gros Beignet Dodu!!! Gros Beignet Dodu twists Auguste Rey inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  26. 23'

    Slip kangourou and Le G are putting on a show, toying with the opposing defense with a series of one-twos!

  27. 22'

    Shot off target by Caillou dur

    Oh my, what a strike from Caillou dur, but it just goes over the bar. Unlucky!

  28. 20'

    Shot on target by Gros Beignet Dodu

    A shot from Gros Beignet Dodu following a pass by Esprit VENGEUR, but it is saved by the keeper.

  29. 17'

    Shot off target by Esprit VENGEUR

    Esprit VENGEUR waits for an option, but none comes, so he goes for it and shoots! Way over the bar.

  30. 14'

    Goal for DickyDog! Hamzezette

    GOAL! After beating boli, Hamzezette curls a beautiful shot into the far bottom corner! The keeper can only watch!

  31. 10'

    Gros Beignet Dodu plays a through ball to Hermano delchibro but it is too long and goes for a goal kick.

  32. 8'

    Hamzezette looks for Hermano delchibro in behind the defense, but Hermano delchibro cannot control the ball properly.

  33. 4'

    Big chance for F. Ribery, who beats the keeper but is denied by the last-ditch effort of Esprit VENGEUR. What a shame!

  34. 1'

    fc besac is pressing DickyDog very high, making it difficult for them to build their play.

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    The stadium is buzzing. The whistle has just blown, and both teams are set for a huge 90-minute battle!

Key stats

fc besac DickyDog
35% Possession 65%
0 Goals 4
0 Shots on target 7
1 Shots off target 5
4 Fouls 2
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Caillou dur 49'
  • Gros Beignet Dodu 30' Esprit VENGEUR
  • Gros Beignet Dodu 26'
  • Hamzezette 14'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 49'
  • 30'

Attack

  • 14'
  • 30'26'

Substitutes

Fancy running your own club?

Join Foot-Land, take control of a team and challenge these managers!

Free online football management game since 2004
Create my club