Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 86'

    Goal for Sauce Goat FC! Hernán Valencià

    What a goal! Hernán Valencià tries a shot from 20 meters out that hits the bar and goes in!

  2. 82'

    Substitution for Loche Witz

    Loche Witz effectue un remplacement. Manu F prend la place de Oussama.

  3. 76'

    Goal for Sauce Goat FC! Pablo Riquelme

    A first-time cross from Álvaro Castaño to the penalty spot, where Pablo Riquelme rises above everyone to head it home.

  4. 41'

    Yellow card for Matteo Ferretti

    Following that foul, Matteo Ferretti is shown a yellow card.

  5. 23'

    Goal for Sauce Goat FC! Felix Schröder

    Jyo Keita breaks away down the left and delivers a pinpoint cross for Felix Schröder, who has an easy tap-in to find the back of the net.

What a spectacular display of absolute dominance we witnessed today! Sauce Goat FC decided that playing football was optional for the first twenty minutes, missing two shots early on, but then they remembered they were supposed to actually score. By the 23rd minute, the floodgates opened, and Loche Witz looked like a group of tourists lost in a stadium, desperately trying to find their way home while chasing shadows. Despite Loche Witz managing three shots on target, they clearly forgot that the ball needs to cross the line to actually count as a goal. Pathetic! 🐐

The second half was a pure comedy of errors for the visitors. Sauce Goat FC picked up a yellow card in the 41st minute—probably for being too aggressive in their pursuit of glory—but it didn't slow their momentum one bit. While Loche Witz kept busy committing fouls like they were trying to win a prize for the most clumsy tackles of the season, Sauce Goat FC stayed focused on the objective. Two clinical strikes in the 76th and 86th minutes sealed the deal, leaving the Loche Witz defense looking like a sieve in a thunderstorm.

When the final whistle blew, the scoreboard read a brutal 3-0, a fair reflection of a match where one side showed up to play and the other showed up to practice their foul count. Sauce Goat FC continues their march toward greatness, while Loche Witz might want to consider switching to a sport that doesn't involve so much running and disappointment. A glorious day for the winners, and a total nightmare for the losers. Better luck next time, though I honestly doubt it will help! ⚽

Match details

On 06/10/2026 09:30

Estadio de la Sauce (Sauce Goat FC)

21533 spectators

No extra time

Amadou Ndao
168 pts
26 yrs
Matteo Fe...
182 pts
21 yrs
Tomás Día...
177 pts
18 yrs
Milaan Ku...
195 pts
19 yrs
Kolo Sendi
208 pts
27 yrs
Álvaro Ca...
219 pts
19 yrs
Felix Sch...
228 pts
28 yrs
Hernán Va...
190 pts
18 yrs
Jyo Keita
184 pts
21 yrs
Leonidas JR
196 pts
18 yrs
Pablo Riq...
260 pts
19 yrs
Poutine
235 pts
33 yrs
Trump
172 pts
33 yrs
Amin Dada
152 pts
30 yrs
Pinochet
148 pts
31 yrs
kim Jun
152 pts
28 yrs
Fidèle Ca...
130 pts
31 yrs
Staline
130 pts
32 yrs
Manu F
116 pts
32 yrs
Adolf
194 pts
32 yrs
Mobutu
180 pts
32 yrs
Kadhafi
126 pts
28 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    It is all over! Sauce Goat FC wins 3-0, but Loche Witz performed well today and is being applauded by their supporters.

  2. 89'

    Loche Witz can no longer build up play or string two passes together! This is down to the excellent high press from Sauce Goat FC!

  3. 86'

    Goal for Sauce Goat FC! Hernán Valencià

    What a goal! Hernán Valencià tries a shot from 20 meters out that hits the bar and goes in!

  4. 84'

    As kim Jun heads toward the goal, Pablo Riquelme stops him in his tracks with a fine sliding tackle. Great defending!

  5. 82'

    Tactical change — Loche Witz

    Loche Witz modifie sa stratégie.

  6. 82'

    Substitution for Loche Witz

    Loche Witz effectue un remplacement. Manu F prend la place de Oussama.

  7. 81'

    Amin Dada's pass is completely off target and goes straight out for a throw-in. Kolo Sendi watches him and laughs.

  8. 76'

    Goal for Sauce Goat FC! Pablo Riquelme

    A first-time cross from Álvaro Castaño to the penalty spot, where Pablo Riquelme rises above everyone to head it home.

  9. 74'

    Felix Schröder leads the counter, it's 3-on-2, he passes to Milaan Kuipers who gets trapped by the corner flag and loses the ball... what a shame!

  10. 72'

    Milaan Kuipers goes down in the box under pressure from Amin Dada. The referee waves play on.

  11. 67'

    Pablo Riquelme plays a ball over the top for Tomás Díaz Acosta in behind the defense... But he is offside. What a shame, that was a real opportunity!

  12. 62'

    Tactical change — Loche Witz

    Loche Witz modifie sa stratégie.

  13. 58'

    A wonderful one-two between Staline and Amin Dada takes out three opposing players.

  14. 54'

    After an aerial duel, Adolf delivers a violent elbow to the face of Tomás Díaz Acosta, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  15. 50'

    kim Jun overhits the pass to Mobutu, and the ball goes out for a goal kick.

  16. 46'

    Álvaro Castaño pulls off a beautiful chest-trap into the path of Hernán Valencià. We would love to see that kind of skill more often!

  17. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Loche Witz va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  18. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour Sauce Goat FC.

  19. 41'

    Yellow card for Matteo Ferretti

    Following that foul, Matteo Ferretti is shown a yellow card.

  20. 41'

    Oussama starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Matteo Ferretti, who commits a very bad foul.

  21. 38'

    Hard tackle by Staline on Leonidas JR, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  22. 34'

    kim Jun runs himself into a dead end on the right flank and is easily dispossessed by Felix Schröder.

  23. 32'

    Matteo Ferretti and Jyo Keita are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.

  24. 31'

    Sauce Goat FC and Loche Witz are struggling to find solutions, and the match is losing intensity.

  25. 29'

    Save by Poutine

    Kolo Sendi tries to chip the keeper from 30 meters, but he sensed the danger and caught the ball.

  26. 27'

    Save by Amadou Ndao

    Amadou Ndao is on fire! He tips a left-footed rocket from Pinochet out for a corner.

  27. 23'

    Goal for Sauce Goat FC! Felix Schröder

    Jyo Keita breaks away down the left and delivers a pinpoint cross for Felix Schröder, who has an easy tap-in to find the back of the net.

  28. 21'

    Save by Amadou Ndao

    Pinochet is on the edge of offside and racing toward goal... but Amadou Ndao isn't fooled by the striker's feint and claims the ball!

  29. 19'

    Shot on target by Fidèle Castro

    A shot from Fidèle Castro following a pass by Staline, but it is saved by the keeper.

  30. 15'

    Mobutu is the engine of this team; after a run down the right flank, he passes to Oussama, but the ball goes out for a throw-in.

  31. 9'

    Shot off target by Hernán Valencià

    Hernán Valencià is through on goal after a superb pass from Felix Schröder, but he chips it too much and it goes over. Everyone thought that was in!

  32. 5'

    Shot off target by Kolo Sendi

    Kolo Sendi has a bit of space. He moves forward and shoots from 30 meters. Way wide. Too bad!

  33. 4'

    Milaan Kuipers dribbles past Pinochet with a magnificent nutmeg. Pinochet seems annoyed, so he tackles Milaan Kuipers from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  34. 0'

    Kick-off

    The match is underway! We are hoping for goals and, above all, some great football.

Key stats

Sauce Goat FC Loche Witz
58% Possession 42%
3 Goals 0
4 Shots on target 3
2 Shots off target 0
1 Fouls 3
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Hernán Valencià 86'
  • Pablo Riquelme 76' Álvaro Castaño
  • Felix Schröder 23' Jyo Keita

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 41'

Midfield

  • 76'
  • 23'
  • 86'
  • 23'

Attack

  • 76'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 82'

Substitutes

  • 82'

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