A Total Humiliation: Don Squadra Turns FC Féminine into Training Cones
What we witnessed today on the pitch was less of a football match and more of a public execution. Don Squadra treated the game against FC Féminine like a leisurely stroll through a park, raining down a relentless 12 shots on target while their opponents were apparently busy admiring the stadium architecture. After a brief period of resistance that lasted until the 31st minute, the dam finally broke. By the time the referee mercifully blew the whistle, the scoreboard read a brutal 6-0, leaving FC Féminine wondering if they had accidentally wandered onto a professional pitch by mistake. ⚽
The carnage began in the 33rd minute and never truly slowed down. Don Squadra operated with the precision of a surgeon, while FC Féminine seemed to believe that the best way to defend was by committing four fouls and praying for the final whistle. With zero shots on target and a solitary, pathetic attempt off-target, it is hard to describe their performance as anything other than a tactical catastrophe. Even when granted a free kick in the 76th minute, FC Féminine managed to fluff their lines, proving that today was simply not their day—or their decade. 🤡
As Don Squadra added their final goal in the 89th minute, the absolute disparity between the two sides was laid bare. It was a masterclass for the victors and a painful reality check for the defeated. While Don Squadra heads home to celebrate a dominant display of firepower, FC Féminine has a lot of soul-searching to do before they step back onto a field. If this is what passes for a championship clash, we might need to start charging them for the wasted time of everyone in attendance.
