Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 76'

    Goal for FC Cergy! M. ABLINE

    M. ABLINE dribbles past Gyha before firing into the top opposite corner, magnificent!!!

  2. 65'

    Substitution for FC Mulet

    FC Mulet effectue un remplacement. Gyha prend la place de Chaise.

  3. 39'

    Goal for FC Mulet! TheThe

    TheThe meets Poutre's corner at the back post, but his shot is blocked by the defender's clearance, which hits TheThe in the head and ends up in the goal!

If you enjoy watching paint dry, the clash between FC Cergy and FC Mulet was your Super Bowl. The match kicked off with a display of tactical ineptitude that would make a Sunday league side blush. FC Mulet spent the first half aggressively collecting fouls like they were trading cards, eventually stumbling into a goal from a corner in the 39th minute. Meanwhile, FC Cergy seemed to be playing a completely different sport, managing a grand total of one shot on target for the entire ninety minutes. 😴

The second half was an absolute comedy of errors where FC Mulet decided that hitting the target was strictly optional, firing off five wayward shots that likely ended up in the parking lot. Despite their relentless fouling—truly, their only consistent skill—they couldn't keep the door shut. In the 76th minute, FC Cergy finally remembered where the goal was and poked home an equalizer, proving that even a broken clock is right once a day. 🤡

When the final whistle blew at 1-1, it felt less like a result and more like a mercy killing. FC Mulet will walk away wondering how they managed to dominate the stats while achieving absolutely nothing of substance, and FC Cergy will likely celebrate this draw as if they’d just lifted the Champions League trophy. Football lost today, but at least the stadium lights were turned off eventually.

Match details

On 02/10/2026 16:30

Le city (FC Cergy)

67900 spectators

No extra time

Raje
305 pts
24 yrs
D. MACHADO
305 pts
29 yrs
Leroy Merlin
306 pts
24 yrs
T. TATI
303 pts
29 yrs
François ...
303 pts
22 yrs
JC Dusse
319 pts
24 yrs
Hugo Boss
323 pts
23 yrs
R. CABELLA
298 pts
28 yrs
M. ABLINE
304 pts
29 yrs
Hujo
305 pts
24 yrs
Yann Dufour
305 pts
27 yrs
Kekette
390 pts
28 yrs
Fourchette
350 pts
27 yrs
Table
351 pts
28 yrs
Chapeau
348 pts
32 yrs
Casquette
353 pts
32 yrs
Bistouquette
351 pts
27 yrs
Gyha
184 pts
24 yrs
Meuble
347 pts
30 yrs
TheThe
346 pts
27 yrs
Gamberge
352 pts
30 yrs
Poutre
338 pts
30 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    That is the end of the match. The two teams finish with a good draw.

  2. 90'

    Shot off target by Meuble

    Meuble lets fly from 25 meters! Ohhhh, that was close.

  3. 87'

    Tactical change — FC Mulet

    FC Mulet modifie sa stratégie.

  4. 85'

    Hujo tries to get past Gyha, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

  5. 79'

    Save by Raje

    Gyha took his time to lob Raje... perhaps too much time, as a defender's head comes to the rescue.

  6. 76'

    Goal for FC Cergy! M. ABLINE

    M. ABLINE dribbles past Gyha before firing into the top opposite corner, magnificent!!!

  7. 75'

    Chapeau and D. MACHADO are battling for the ball, and Chapeau delivers a violent shoulder charge to D. MACHADO, who goes down. It is a foul.

  8. 70'

    Gamberge cannot stop D. MACHADO, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  9. 67'

    Nasty tackle from behind by TheThe on JC Dusse.

  10. 65'

    Substitution for FC Mulet

    FC Mulet effectue un remplacement. Gyha prend la place de Chaise.

  11. 63'

    Shot off target by TheThe

    Gamberge finds TheThe with a cross-field ball, who controls it with a lovely chest trap and tries a volley. The ball sails into the stands!

  12. 60'

    FC Cergy and FC Mulet are struggling to find solutions, and the match is losing intensity.

  13. 57'

    Shot off target by TheThe

    TheThe lays it back to Bistouquette, who unleashes a missile! But it's no trouble; the ball is nowhere near the post.

  14. 52'

    Save by Raje

    TheThe tries to chip the keeper from 30 meters, but he sensed the danger and caught the ball.

  15. 49'

    Poutre accelerates and passes to Meuble, who can't control the ball; it's a throw-in.

  16. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC Cergy va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  17. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour FC Mulet.

  18. 39'

    Goal for FC Mulet! TheThe

    TheThe meets Poutre's corner at the back post, but his shot is blocked by the defender's clearance, which hits TheThe in the head and ends up in the goal!

  19. 37'

    Chapeau plays a through ball to Table but it is too long and goes for a goal kick.

  20. 32'

    As R. CABELLA heads toward the goal, Bistouquette stops him in his tracks with a fine sliding tackle. Great defending!

  21. 28'

    Hugo Boss commits a deliberate obstruction on Bistouquette. Watch out!

  22. 24'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Poutre on JC Dusse.

  23. 22'

    FC Mulet has settled on the ball and is moving it well, looking for an opening; FC Cergy will struggle to win it back.

  24. 18'

    Shot off target by Gamberge

    Gamberge wins the ball in the opposition defense but rushes his effort and completely shanks it.

  25. 15'

    Chapeau plays a ball over the top for Poutre in behind the defense... But he is offside. What a shame, that was a real opportunity!

  26. 12'

    Shot off target by Hujo

    After a nice team move, Hujo curls a shot from 25 meters out that goes just wide of the keeper, who didn't move.

  27. 11'

    FC Mulet fans are throwing flares onto the pitch, and stewards have to intervene. Play resumes.

  28. 8'

    Free kick by TheThe

    TheThe strikes this free kick beautifully but it hits the crossbar. Raje didn't even react.

  29. 8'

    Unacceptable foul by M. ABLINE who tackles Bistouquette from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  30. 7'

    FC Cergy are dominating and keeping possession, but a pitch invader supporting FC Mulet has run onto the field and kicked the ball; he's been caught and play can resume.

  31. 1'

    A shirt pull by Casquette; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  32. 0'

    Kick-off

    Welcome to this magnificent stadium where today's match will take place. You can feel the stadium shaking; in these conditions, it is bound to be legendary! The players are taking the pitch and we are underway!!!

Key stats

FC Cergy FC Mulet
37% Possession 63%
1 Goals 1
1 Shots on target 3
1 Shots off target 5
2 Fouls 5
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • M. ABLINE 76'

Scorers

  • TheThe 39' Poutre

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 76'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 65'
  • 39'

Attack

  • 39'

Substitutes

  • 65'

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