FC Liverpool vs FC JOSE - Match report

Championship

Full time

FC Liverpool

0-5

HT: 0 - 3

FC JOSE

Key moments

88'

Yellow card for Wirtz

Yellow card! Yes, Wirtz cannot escape that one!
84'

Yellow card for Szoboszlai

Szoboszlai receives a yellow card; he won't be able to defend the same way anymore...
70'

Goal for FC JOSE! Raga

Raga and Zyfo link up perfectly, a one-two between the pair and Raga, one-on-one with the keeper, slots it home with his instep.
61'

Goal for FC JOSE! Xori

Goal! Xori sees Poti is off his line! The lob drops into the side netting! What a splendid finish!
37'

Goal for FC JOSE! Zyfo

A long through ball finds Zyfo, who outpaces Szoboszlai and slots it past the keeper!
22'

Yellow card for Isak

Isak needs to calm down. His foul left the referee with no choice but to show the yellow card.
10'

Goal for FC JOSE! MALCOM

A well-taken corner by Liam Bonnet curls to the back post for the unmarked MALCOM, who calmly taps it home.
3'

Goal for FC JOSE! Quse

Following a great counter-attack, MALCOM breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where Quse is there to finish. A textbook goal!

Match editorial

LIVERPOOL HUMILIATED: A GHOSTLY PERFORMANCE IN A 0-5 NIGHTMARE

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a public service announcement on how not to play the beautiful game. FC Liverpool managed the impossible: they finished the match with absolute zero—zero shots on target, zero shots off target, and zero dignity. While FC JOSE was busy putting on a clinical masterclass, the men in red seemed to believe they were participating in a silent retreat rather than a competitive championship. The only thing FC Liverpool truly mastered was the art of the cynical foul, collecting three yellow cards as their only form of "active" participation in the game. 🤡

On the other side of the pitch, FC JOSE treated the FC Liverpool defense like a revolving door at a busy hotel. With 6 shots on target and a relentless barrage of 8 shots off target, they were clearly aiming for a double-digit scoreline. The scoring spree began in the 37th minute and continued with surgical precision in the 61st and 70th minutes, leaving the FC Liverpool goalkeeper looking like a statue in a park. It was pure, unadulterated dominance that made the opposition look like they were running through quicksand.

By the 88th minute, FC Liverpool had descended into total chaos, racking up fouls and yellow cards as if they were trying to collect a full set of cautionary tales. Their final tally of 4 fouls against just 1 from FC JOSE perfectly illustrates the frustration of a team that simply couldn't keep up with the pace. As the final whistle blew on this 0-5 thrashing, the FC Liverpool players looked ready to retire to a quiet life of gardening, while FC JOSE walked off the pitch knowing they had just dismantled a ghost ship. An absolute masterclass in humiliation! ⚽🔥

Head-to-head

Match details

On 02/10/2026 15:30

Anfield (FC Liverpool)

5274 spectators

No extra time

Poti

229 pts

24 yrs

Van Djik

231 pts

34 yrs

Konate

233 pts

27 yrs

Gutu

225 pts

25 yrs

Szoboszlai

236 pts

31 yrs

Gravenberch

234 pts

32 yrs

Huto

235 pts

25 yrs

Wirtz

234 pts

30 yrs

Weba

242 pts

25 yrs

Isak

235 pts

30 yrs

Jine

215 pts

25 yrs

Jose

242 pts

27 yrs

Dexu

246 pts

22 yrs

Mixu

242 pts

21 yrs

Feke

244 pts

22 yrs

Quse

244 pts

21 yrs

Zyfo

246 pts

23 yrs

Raga

243 pts

23 yrs

Liam Bonnet

242 pts

23 yrs

MALCOM

242 pts

21 yrs

Xori

244 pts

19 yrs

Didier DR...

242 pts

22 yrs

Match commentary

90'

Full time!

That's the end of the match; FC JOSE has defeated FC Liverpool in style.
88'

Yellow card for Wirtz

Yellow card! Yes, Wirtz cannot escape that one!
88'

Wirtz makes no attempt to play the ball there! Liam Bonnet is on the ground. It is a foul.
84'

Yellow card for Szoboszlai

Szoboszlai receives a yellow card; he won't be able to defend the same way anymore...
84'

Szoboszlai makes no attempt to play the ball there! Raga is on the ground. It is a foul.
81'

Shot off target by Liam Bonnet

From over thirty meters out, Liam Bonnet tries his luck and sends the ball into the stands.
76'

Free kick by MALCOM

Watch out, MALCOM steps up, oh it's over, just shaving the frame! Poti didn't even move!
75'

Unacceptable foul by Szoboszlai who tackles Raga from behind! That is a real horror tackle!
70'

Goal for FC JOSE! Raga

Raga and Zyfo link up perfectly, a one-two between the pair and Raga, one-on-one with the keeper, slots it home with his instep.
69'

Shot off target by Liam Bonnet

Liam Bonnet is in front of goal, Didier DROGBA makes a run but Liam Bonnet goes for a shot that grazes the right post.
66'

Shot off target by Quse

Quse crosses, Didier DROGBA attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.
61'

Goal for FC JOSE! Xori

Goal! Xori sees Poti is off his line! The lob drops into the side netting! What a splendid finish!
57'

A lightning-fast counter-attack led by Quse, who chooses to go alone... What a waste, MALCOM was completely unmarked!
53'

They are playing in such a tight space, they need to get out of there... What a piece of skill from Wirtz to beat two players at once, he can spread it out to Gravenberch immediately.
52'

Shot off target by Didier DROGBA

Didier DROGBA waits for an option, but none comes, so he goes for it and shoots! Way over the bar.
47'

Shot off target by Xori

Superb curling shot from Xori that grazes the top left corner! That was close!
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC Liverpool va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour FC JOSE.
42'

Shot off target by Liam Bonnet

A real masterclass from Liam Bonnet, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but Zyfo, despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!
37'

Goal for FC JOSE! Zyfo

A long through ball finds Zyfo, who outpaces Szoboszlai and slots it past the keeper!
31'

Shot off target by Quse

Zyfo is played through on the right wing and immediately crosses for Quse, who smashes a header, but unfortunately wide of the goal. The keeper didn't even move.
28'

Raga attempts a tough tackle on Poti but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!
22'

Yellow card for Isak

Isak needs to calm down. His foul left the referee with no choice but to show the yellow card.
22'

Heavy foul by Isak who charges into Quse from behind.
16'

It is all one-way traffic right now! FC Liverpool has the ball, but can FC JOSE hold off this attack?
11'

Save by Poti

That helps a keeper! Poti wins his duel against Zyfo, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.
10'

Goal for FC JOSE! MALCOM

A well-taken corner by Liam Bonnet curls to the back post for the unmarked MALCOM, who calmly taps it home.
5'

Nice pass from Liam Bonnet to Zyfo, but unfortunately he zigged while Zyfo zagged.
3'

Goal for FC JOSE! Quse

Following a great counter-attack, MALCOM breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where Quse is there to finish. A textbook goal!
0'

Kick-off

Kick-off! With sunny weather and a pristine pitch, all the conditions are set for a beautiful game!

Key stats

FC Liverpool FC JOSE

23% Possession 77%

0 Goals 5

0 Shots on target 6

0 Shots off target 8

4 Fouls 1

3 Yellow cards 0

0 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

Raga 70' Zyfo
Xori 61'
Zyfo 37'
MALCOM 10' Liam Bonnet
Quse 3' MALCOM

Goalkeeper

Defence

84'

Midfield

88'

Attack

22'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

37'70'
70'
10'

Attack

10'3'
61'

Substitutes

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