Championship

Full time

Les Loofpumps

3-3

HT: 3 - 0
Les Patronuls

Key moments

  1. 84'

    Goal for Les Patronuls! Kuny

    Oh, what a blunder!!! Amaury K. plays a weak backpass to his keeper, Kuny intercepts, rounds the keeper, and scores into an empty net...

  2. 76'

    Substitution for Les Loofpumps

    Les Loofpumps effectue un remplacement. Mat H. prend la place de Dimitri K..

  3. 76'

    Dimitri K. goes down injured

    That was a heavy collision; Dimitri K. gets back up on grit, but his condition leaves little hope for the rest of the match.

  4. 73'

    Goal for Les Patronuls! Zehu

    Following a great counter-attack, Raspoutine breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where Zehu is there to finish. A textbook goal!

  5. 48'

    Goal for Les Patronuls! Raspoutine

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, Raspoutine pulls off a stepover, beats Olivier D., and shoots. Unstoppable!

  6. 36'

    Yellow card for Kévin G.

    Yellow card for Kévin G.! You have to wonder how he escaped a red for that nasty challenge...

  7. 18'

    Goal for Les Loofpumps! Dimitri K.

    Dimitri K. through the middle combines with Clément B. on the right wing, who plays it back into his path. Dimitri K. hits it first time and the keeper cannot stop it. What a move!

  8. 16'

    Goal for Les Loofpumps! Dimitri K.

    A cross from Valentin K. finds Dimitri K., who buries it in the back of the net with a magnificent diving header.

  9. 13'

    Goal for Les Loofpumps! Antho R.

    Dimitri K. picks up the ball on the left, beats the defense for pace, and delivers a perfect cross to Antho R., who is all alone in front of goal and just has to tap it in!!!

What a total circus we witnessed on the pitch today! Les Loofpumps started the game like they were possessed by the ghosts of world-class strikers, tearing through the defense to rack up three goals in just eighteen minutes. It looked like a walk in the park, a complete humiliation for Les Patronuls. But as is tradition for Les Loofpumps, they decided that holding a lead was far too boring. Between their abysmal shooting accuracy—sending four balls into the stratosphere—and a clumsy yellow card at the 36th minute, they practically invited their opponents to a tea party in their own penalty box. 🤡

Les Patronuls, who seemed to be playing with a blindfold on for the first half, suddenly remembered they were actually professional athletes. While Les Loofpumps were busy picking up a player injury in the 76th minute and falling apart mentally, Les Patronuls were surgically dismantling the lead. With 100% of their shots finding the target, they were the picture of efficiency, while Les Loofpumps looked like they were trying to hit anything but the goal during their frantic, desperate end-of-match flurries.

The final 3-3 scoreline is a poetic injustice. Les Loofpumps surely feel like they’ve lost, having squandered a golden opportunity, while Les Patronuls will celebrate this draw like a championship trophy. It was a chaotic, sloppy, and frankly hilarious display of football that reminds us all why we watch this sport: to see favorites crumble and underdogs steal points they barely deserved. Grab your popcorn, folks, because this league is officially off its rocker. ⚽

Head-to-head

Match details

On 02/10/2026 14:30

Loofpumps Arena (Les Loofpumps)

70000 spectators

No extra time

Max W.
300 pts
25 yrs
Olivier D.
321 pts
30 yrs
Louis B.
331 pts
23 yrs
Lucas W.
341 pts
26 yrs
Antho R.
329 pts
29 yrs
Amaury K.
342 pts
23 yrs
Clément B.
327 pts
29 yrs
Kévin G.
330 pts
27 yrs
Robin V.
335 pts
23 yrs
Valentin K.
327 pts
24 yrs
Mat H.
211 pts
28 yrs
Pierre Ne...
353 pts
23 yrs
Pysy
298 pts
19 yrs
N. O Reilly
311 pts
23 yrs
M.BASA
309 pts
27 yrs
Jyju
318 pts
22 yrs
Kuny
357 pts
19 yrs
Philippe ...
318 pts
23 yrs
Zojy
318 pts
21 yrs
Pube
353 pts
19 yrs
Zehu
317 pts
22 yrs
Raspoutine
377 pts
22 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    The referee blows the final whistle. Les Loofpumps and Les Patronuls finish the match in a draw.

  2. 90'

    Save by Pierre Nenette

    What a powerful strike from Robin V., but Pierre Nenette gets in the way!

  3. 88'

    Save by Pierre Nenette

    Valentin K. tries a shot from 30 meters out, but Pierre Nenette pushes the ball onto the right post.

  4. 84'

    Goal for Les Patronuls! Kuny

    Oh, what a blunder!!! Amaury K. plays a weak backpass to his keeper, Kuny intercepts, rounds the keeper, and scores into an empty net...

  5. 81'

    Lovely ball from Zehu for N. O Reilly, but a defender intercepts.

  6. 76'

    Substitution for Les Loofpumps

    Les Loofpumps effectue un remplacement. Mat H. prend la place de Dimitri K..

  7. 76'

    Dimitri K. goes down injured

    That was a heavy collision; Dimitri K. gets back up on grit, but his condition leaves little hope for the rest of the match.

  8. 75'

    What a foul! As Dimitri K. was heading for goal, N. O Reilly comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  9. 73'

    Goal for Les Patronuls! Zehu

    Following a great counter-attack, Raspoutine breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where Zehu is there to finish. A textbook goal!

  10. 70'

    Shot off target by Robin V.

    Robin V. sets up a half-volley at the edge of the box. It goes wide!

  11. 64'

    Save by Max W.

    That was close! A perfect through ball finds Philippe Lambert one-on-one with the keeper; he draws him out and tries to lob him... but Max W. had anticipated the move and stretches to deflect the ball!

  12. 60'

    Valentin K. overdoes it; after dribbling past two players, he tries a nutmeg on Jyju, but it does not come off.

  13. 54'

    A shirt pull by Zehu; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  14. 51'

    Miscommunication between Amaury K. and Antho R. when there was a great chance to be had...

  15. 48'

    Goal for Les Patronuls! Raspoutine

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, Raspoutine pulls off a stepover, beats Olivier D., and shoots. Unstoppable!

  16. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Les Patronuls va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  17. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour Les Loofpumps.

  18. 40'

    Shot off target by Dimitri K.

    From over thirty meters out, Dimitri K. tries his luck and sends the ball into the stands.

  19. 36'

    Yellow card for Kévin G.

    Yellow card for Kévin G.! You have to wonder how he escaped a red for that nasty challenge...

  20. 36'

    Zojy dribbles past Kévin G. with a magnificent nutmeg. Kévin G. seems annoyed, so he tackles Zojy from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  21. 33'

    Like a true magician, Olivier D. skips past Philippe Lambert with a superb elastico. A piece of skill to be taught in every academy!

  22. 29'

    Shot off target by Kévin G.

    Kévin G. is in front of goal, Robin V. makes a run but Kévin G. goes for a shot that grazes the right post.

  23. 23'

    Les Loofpumps can no longer build up play or string two passes together! This is down to the excellent high press from Les Patronuls!

  24. 20'

    Shot off target by Amaury K.

    Amaury K.!!! We all thought it was in, but his shot goes wide of the goal.

  25. 18'

    Goal for Les Loofpumps! Dimitri K.

    Dimitri K. through the middle combines with Clément B. on the right wing, who plays it back into his path. Dimitri K. hits it first time and the keeper cannot stop it. What a move!

  26. 16'

    Goal for Les Loofpumps! Dimitri K.

    A cross from Valentin K. finds Dimitri K., who buries it in the back of the net with a magnificent diving header.

  27. 13'

    Goal for Les Loofpumps! Antho R.

    Dimitri K. picks up the ball on the left, beats the defense for pace, and delivers a perfect cross to Antho R., who is all alone in front of goal and just has to tap it in!!!

  28. 8'

    Save by Max W.

    Max W. can only deflect this curling shot from the edge of the box by Pube out for a corner.

  29. 2'

    Shot on target by Zehu

    Zehu's shot is scuffed! No problem for the keeper.

  30. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for this big match between Les Loofpumps and Les Patronuls. It promises to be a tense affair given the rivalry between these two teams.

Key stats

Les Loofpumps Les Patronuls
61% Possession 39%
3 Goals 3
5 Shots on target 6
4 Shots off target 0
1 Fouls 2
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
1 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Dimitri K. 18' Clément B.
  • Dimitri K. 16' Valentin K.
  • Antho R. 13' Dimitri K.

Scorers

  • Kuny 84'
  • Zehu 73' Raspoutine
  • Raspoutine 48'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 13'

Midfield

  • 18'
  • 36'

Attack

  • 16'
  • 76'

Substitutes

  • 18'16'13'76'76'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 84'

Attack

  • 73'
  • 48'73'

Substitutes

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