Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 90'

    Yellow card for Mathieu Legrand

    Mathieu Legrand needs to calm down. His foul left the referee with no choice but to show the yellow card.

  2. 86'

    Dofy goes down injured

    Following that heavy tackle, Dofy is clutching his leg and must be stretchered off.

  3. 77'

    Yellow card for Dildo

    A yellow card for Dildo, who fails to win the argument despite his protests.

  4. 70'

    Penalty converted by Sedy

    Sedy sends Mathieu Legrand the wrong way, it's in the back of the net!

  5. 59'

    Goal for Lyon OL! Raha

    Raha leaves Sorbet citron for dead with a nutmeg before curling an unstoppable shot into the far bottom corner! What a goal!

  6. 38'

    Goal for Lyon OL! Raha

    A well-taken corner by Sedy. Raha loses his marker and plants a header past the keeper and into the net. It's a goal!

  7. 12'

    Free kick scored by Sedy

    Sedy completely mis-hits his shot, but it takes a deflection off a defender, catching the keeper off guard and finding the back of the net!

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a tactical execution. Lyon OL absolutely dismantled Hypopotamus, finishing with a ruthless 4-0 scoreline that frankly flattered the visitors. While Lyon OL spent the entire afternoon playing a beautiful game—registering 8 shots on target and zero fouls—Hypopotamus seemed to have arrived with a playbook consisting entirely of shin-kicking and bad intentions. With 8 fouls and 2 yellow cards, the only thing Hypopotamus managed to "score" was a reputation for pure, unadulterated clumsiness. ⚽

The avalanche began in the 38th minute with a corner kick goal, setting the tone for a one-sided affair. Lyon OL continued to press with clinical precision, adding another goal in the 59th minute, followed by a penalty conversion in the 70th minute after yet another desperate foul by the hapless Hypopotamus defense. The intensity of the match took a dark turn in the 86th minute, when the relentless aggression of Hypopotamus finally took its toll, leaving a Lyon OL player injured on the pitch. It was a shameful display of sportsmanship from a side that couldn't even register a single shot on target throughout the entire ninety minutes.

The drama peaked in the final moments when Hypopotamus picked up their second yellow card, conceding yet another penalty in the 90th minute. While Lyon OL missed the final spot-kick, it mattered little in the grand scheme of this embarrassing rout. Lyon OL leaves the field with their heads held high and their dominance confirmed, while Hypopotamus should probably consider retiring their boots and taking up a sport that involves less running and fewer cards, like competitive napping. A truly pathetic performance from the visitors! 🤡

Match details

On 02/10/2026 12:30

Groupama stadium (Lyon OL)

10800 spectators

No extra time

Senu
201 pts
21 yrs
Kemi
202 pts
20 yrs
Qejy
209 pts
20 yrs
Doxy
200 pts
21 yrs
Keji
222 pts
22 yrs
Stoppeur
205 pts
27 yrs
Sedy
222 pts
21 yrs
Vyre
211 pts
22 yrs
Kapu
193 pts
21 yrs
Dofy
214 pts
22 yrs
Raha
226 pts
19 yrs
Mathieu L...
210 pts
28 yrs
Base vira...
201 pts
26 yrs
Pignouf
202 pts
25 yrs
Dodu
201 pts
28 yrs
Turlututu
203 pts
23 yrs
Sorbet ci...
209 pts
26 yrs
Confiture
204 pts
25 yrs
Fenouil
203 pts
26 yrs
Chapeau P...
193 pts
30 yrs
Turbine à...
204 pts
31 yrs
Dildo
211 pts
23 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    And it is on the referee's final whistle that Lyon OL secures the win against Hypopotamus

  2. 90'

    Penalty missed by Sedy

    The penalty will be taken by Sedy.. he runs up and the keeper tips it onto the right post! What talent!

  3. 90'

    Penalty to Lyon OL

    That foul was committed inside the penalty area. The crowd is holding its breath! Sedy is preparing to take the shot...

  4. 90'

    Yellow card for Mathieu Legrand

    Mathieu Legrand needs to calm down. His foul left the referee with no choice but to show the yellow card.

  5. 90'

    Mathieu Legrand cannot stop Doxy, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  6. 86'

    Dofy goes down injured

    Following that heavy tackle, Dofy is clutching his leg and must be stretchered off.

  7. 86'

    Pignouf commits a deliberate obstruction on Dofy. Watch out!

  8. 82'

    Shot off target by Raha

    Raha crosses, Stoppeur attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.

  9. 77'

    Yellow card for Dildo

    A yellow card for Dildo, who fails to win the argument despite his protests.

  10. 77'

    Dildo makes no attempt to play the ball there! Kapu is on the ground. It is a foul.

  11. 75'

    Kapu plays a ball over the top, but a magnificent intervention from Fenouil saves his team from a dangerous attack!

  12. 74'

    Superb nutmeg by Keji on his opponent Base virale GPS; he justifies his status as a key player for his team.

  13. 70'

    Penalty converted by Sedy

    Sedy sends Mathieu Legrand the wrong way, it's in the back of the net!

  14. 70'

    Penalty to Lyon OL

    That foul was committed inside the penalty area. The crowd is holding its breath! Sedy is preparing to take the shot...

  15. 70'

    After an aerial duel, Turlututu delivers a violent elbow to the face of Stoppeur, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  16. 66'

    Chapeau Pointu's pass is completely off target and goes straight out for a throw-in. Dofy watches him and laughs.

  17. 63'

    Save by Mathieu Legrand

    Keji is one-on-one with Mathieu Legrand but completely fluffs the chip! What a lack of composure.

  18. 59'

    Goal for Lyon OL! Raha

    Raha leaves Sorbet citron for dead with a nutmeg before curling an unstoppable shot into the far bottom corner! What a goal!

  19. 54'

    Dofy finds plenty of space down the left. He crosses to Stoppeur, who controls with a spin and beats the keeper at the second attempt. But he is flagged offside. Replays confirm it was the right call.

  20. 50'

    Lyon OL is calmly moving the ball around while Hypopotamus sits deep. This is all very boring!

  21. 48'

    Qejy is the engine of this team; after a run down the right flank, he passes to Keji, but the ball goes out for a throw-in.

  22. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Hypopotamus va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  23. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour Lyon OL.

  24. 41'

    Save by Mathieu Legrand

    Cut-back to the edge of the box, Dofy strikes it with power and a superb save from Mathieu Legrand, what a keeper!!

  25. 38'

    Goal for Lyon OL! Raha

    A well-taken corner by Sedy. Raha loses his marker and plants a header past the keeper and into the net. It's a goal!

  26. 33'

    A sublime cross-field pass from Qejy to Doxy, who brings it down with his chest.

  27. 27'

    Free kick by Sedy

    Sedy strikes the free kick with power, but it goes well wide of the goal!

  28. 26'

    Vyre dribbles past two opponents, but Dildo decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  29. 23'

    Controlling a high ball on his chest, Pignouf pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Stoppeur. Pure class.

  30. 21'

    Lyon OL is moving the ball around well. Hypopotamus is completely disorganized and cannot win the ball back.

  31. 19'

    Shot on target by Keji

    Keji beats his man with a brilliant roulette, shoots immediately, but his effort is saved by the keeper's foot. What a fantastic play!!!

  32. 17'

    Shot off target by Stoppeur

    Off the post for Stoppeur! Through on goal, he beats the keeper but hits the woodwork!

  33. 12'

    Free kick scored by Sedy

    Sedy completely mis-hits his shot, but it takes a deflection off a defender, catching the keeper off guard and finding the back of the net!

  34. 11'

    Heavy foul by Pignouf who charges into Keji from behind.

  35. 10'

    Free kick by Sedy

    Free kick, Sedy to take it, he takes his run-up, it's 30 meters over the bar, that was a lovely drop goal!

  36. 9'

    The tackle by Turbine à caca on Qejy is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  37. 5'

    Down the left flank, Dofy plays it through to Qejy, who sends a cross into the box but it is blocked by a defender.

  38. 3'

    Free kick by Sedy

    Great aerial claim from Mathieu Legrand, punching away a Sedy free kick into the box.

  39. 3'

    Heavy foul by Base virale GPS who charges into Dofy from behind.

  40. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off between Lyon OL and Hypopotamus. We hope it lives up to the hype.

Key stats

Lyon OL Hypopotamus
77% Possession 23%
4 Goals 0
8 Shots on target 0
4 Shots off target 0
0 Fouls 8
0 Yellow cards 2
0 Red cards 0
1 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Sedy 70'
  • Raha 59'
  • Raha 38' Sedy
  • Sedy 12'

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 70'(Pen)12'38'

Attack

  • 86'
  • 59'38'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

  • 90'

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 77'

Substitutes

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