Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 85'

    Free kick scored by Zesu

    GOAL!!! From a free kick 35 meters out from Poutine's goal, Zesu hits the right post of Poutine and it goes in!

  2. 79'

    Free kick scored by Zesu

    What a goal! Zesu strikes this free kick with power, and the ball goes in off the crossbar!

  3. 32'

    Goal for Pro Evolution Soccer! Zesu

    After a long passing sequence, Naldorinho lays it off for Zesu, who beats the keeper with a powerful strike! Well played!

  4. 21'

    Free kick scored by Zesu

    Zesu steps up for one of his trademark free kicks and it is in!!!!! Poutine did not move!

  5. 2'

    Yellow card for Von Bolsen

    And it's a yellow card for Von Bolsen. It could have been red, but the referee keeps his cool!

What a spectacular disaster for Loche Witz! If this match was a masterclass in how not to play football, Loche Witz certainly earned their PhD today. While Pro Evolution Soccer spent the afternoon treating the pitch like a training ground, their opponents looked like they were auditioning for a slapstick comedy routine. With a final score of 4-0, it wasn't just a defeat; it was a public shaming that left the Loche Witz defense looking like a sieve in a hurricane. ⚽

The carnage began in the 32nd minute when Pro Evolution Soccer finally broke the deadlock after a persistent barrage of shots. Despite Loche Witz attempting to show a flicker of life with two shots on target, they were mostly occupied with racking up five fouls—a clear sign of frustration from a squad that had clearly lost the plot. Meanwhile, Pro Evolution Soccer kept the pressure on, despite a comical inability to keep their shots on target for long stretches, racking up eight misses that were frankly painful to witness.

The final act was nothing short of a humiliation, as Pro Evolution Soccer decided that open play was too much effort and opted for surgical strikes instead. Two brilliant free-kicks in the 79th and 85th minutes sent the Loche Witz keeper on a permanent vacation to the back of his own net. With a yellow card for Pro Evolution Soccer barely registering as a blip on the radar, the whistle couldn't come soon enough for Loche Witz. A 4-0 thrashing that will surely haunt their dreams for the rest of the season. 🤡

Match details

On 02/10/2026 07:30

Stade FC défaite (Pro Evolution Soccer)

34000 spectators

No extra time

Kalm
165 pts
18 yrs
Roberto L...
167 pts
23 yrs
Valeny
199 pts
19 yrs
Von Bolsen
211 pts
19 yrs
Michael K...
197 pts
18 yrs
Zesu
208 pts
17 yrs
Ziderm
204 pts
18 yrs
Naldorinho
202 pts
20 yrs
Van Miste...
201 pts
22 yrs
Castolo
190 pts
18 yrs
Radolno
207 pts
18 yrs
Poutine
235 pts
34 yrs
Trump
180 pts
34 yrs
kim Jun
162 pts
29 yrs
Amin Dada
164 pts
31 yrs
Oussama
134 pts
30 yrs
Kadhafi
140 pts
29 yrs
Pinochet
152 pts
32 yrs
Fidèle Ca...
144 pts
32 yrs
Staline
144 pts
33 yrs
Manu F
116 pts
32 yrs
Adolf
194 pts
33 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Pro Evolution Soccer players can congratulate themselves on a great victory over Loche Witz.

  2. 88'

    Shot off target by Castolo

    With no options available, Castolo decides to shoot from distance. It is completely sliced and heads towards the corner flag!

  3. 85'

    Free kick scored by Zesu

    GOAL!!! From a free kick 35 meters out from Poutine's goal, Zesu hits the right post of Poutine and it goes in!

  4. 85'

    After an aerial duel, Trump delivers a violent elbow to the face of Von Bolsen, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  5. 83'

    Shot off target by Adolf

    Adolf recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!

  6. 79'

    Free kick scored by Zesu

    What a goal! Zesu strikes this free kick with power, and the ball goes in off the crossbar!

  7. 79'

    Trump commits a deliberate obstruction on Naldorinho. Watch out!

  8. 76'

    Tactical change — Loche Witz

    Loche Witz modifie sa stratégie.

  9. 76'

    Staline intercepts a pass intended for Radolno.

  10. 75'

    Shot on target by Castolo

    Castolo tries to catch the keeper out with a dipping shot, but it's deflected for a corner.

  11. 71'

    Shot off target by Naldorinho

    Naldorinho beats two defenders and feeds Ziderm, who attempts a curling shot. The ball kisses the right post.

  12. 68'

    Tactical change — Loche Witz

    Loche Witz modifie sa stratégie.

  13. 67'

    Shot off target by Ziderm

    A superb ball from Michael Kruger finds Ziderm behind the defense. He chips the keeper, but the ball goes over the goal.

  14. 66'

    Shot off target by Castolo

    Castolo shoots from the edge of the box but completely miskicks it; that could have been dangerous!

  15. 64'

    A shirt pull by Fidèle Castro; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  16. 63'

    Shot off target by Ziderm

    Run down the right flank by Ziderm who crosses for Radolno, but he scuffs his shot! What a pity!

  17. 62'

    Castolo goes down in the box, but the referee tells him to get up. Kadhafi wins the ball and starts a counter-attack.

  18. 61'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Amin Dada on Castolo.

  19. 55'

    Naldorinho makes no attempt to play the ball there! Manu F is on the ground. It is a foul.

  20. 50'

    Save by Poutine

    Radolno is not closed down and tries his luck, but his shot lacks power. With shots like that, Poutine could play until he is 90.

  21. 48'

    Shot on target by Oussama

    Manu F plays it first time to Oussama, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.

  22. 47'

    Shot off target by Van Mistelroum

    Oh my, what a strike from Van Mistelroum, but it just goes over the bar. Unlucky!

  23. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Loche Witz va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  24. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour Pro Evolution Soccer.

  25. 41'

    Pro Evolution Soccer is moving the ball well with crisp passing, forcing Loche Witz to chase. A great collective display from Pro Evolution Soccer!

  26. 36'

    Save by Kalm

    Adolf hits a clean shot on target, but Kalm makes a world-class save to clear the danger.

  27. 32'

    Goal for Pro Evolution Soccer! Zesu

    After a long passing sequence, Naldorinho lays it off for Zesu, who beats the keeper with a powerful strike! Well played!

  28. 30'

    Shot on target by Van Mistelroum

    Van Mistelroum races down the right and crosses perfectly for Michael Kruger. Alone at the penalty spot, he heads it down, but the keeper stretches to his left to parry it away with his right hand. What an exceptional save!

  29. 27'

    Shot on target by Zesu

    Great work from Naldorinho on the right, Zesu hits a half-volley but it's no trouble for the keeper.

  30. 25'

    Shot off target by Ziderm

    Great work from Ziderm on the wing. He looks up and sends a cross-field ball to find Van Mistelroum. Unfortunately, his volley goes well over the goal.

  31. 21'

    Free kick scored by Zesu

    Zesu steps up for one of his trademark free kicks and it is in!!!!! Poutine did not move!

  32. 20'

    Roberto Larcos dribbles past two opponents, but Pinochet decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  33. 16'

    It is all one-way traffic right now! Loche Witz has the ball, but can Pro Evolution Soccer hold off this attack?

  34. 13'

    Pro Evolution Soccer and Loche Witz seem to be cancelling each other out. The midfield battle is fierce, but neither side can find the opening to make the difference!

  35. 9'

    Shot off target by Michael Kruger

    Michael Kruger passes to Zesu, who strikes from 20 meters out, but the ball goes very close... to the corner flag.

  36. 3'

    Loche Witz can no longer build up play or string two passes together! This is down to the excellent high press from Pro Evolution Soccer!

  37. 2'

    Yellow card for Von Bolsen

    And it's a yellow card for Von Bolsen. It could have been red, but the referee keeps his cool!

  38. 2'

    Von Bolsen commits a heavy foul, tackling Poutine from behind with both feet off the ground.

  39. 0'

    Kick-off

    The 22 players take the field to the Pro Evolution Soccer anthem.

Key stats

Pro Evolution Soccer Loche Witz
72% Possession 28%
4 Goals 0
8 Shots on target 2
8 Shots off target 1
2 Fouls 5
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Zesu 85'
  • Zesu 79'
  • Zesu 32' Naldorinho
  • Zesu 21'

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 2'

Midfield

  • 85'79'32'21'
  • 32'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

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