Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 62'

    Goal for Real Magique! Wika

    A powerful strike from Bambou, the keeper spills the ball and Wika pounces to score. GOAL!

  2. 48'

    Yellow card for Hank Hule

    Yellow card for Hank Hule. He is lucky, that foul deserved a red.

  3. 41'

    Goal for Real Magique! Mely

    Oh, what a blunder!!! Javier Pastore plays a weak backpass to his keeper, Mely intercepts, rounds the keeper, and scores into an empty net...

  4. 29'

    Goal for FC Merluchon! Fabrice Abriel

    A driven cross from Patrice Loko, the keeper misses his punch and Fabrice Abriel just has to tap it into the net.

  5. 12'

    Goal for FC Merluchon! Srdjan Kuzmic

    Fabrice Abriel surges down the right and whips in a cross, Srdjan Kuzmic gets a toe to it and finds the net. GOAL!

  6. 10'

    Yellow card for Arsène Kouassi

    He earned that card! A fully deserved yellow card for Arsène Kouassi.

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a collective experiment in how to avoid scoring goals while accidentally stumbling into two of them each. FC Merluchon, a team that seems to treat the goal frame as a suggestion rather than a target, somehow managed to find the net twice despite only registering two shots on target all afternoon. Their performance was a masterclass in efficiency—if by efficiency you mean "doing absolutely nothing for 90 minutes and getting rewarded for it." 🤡

On the other side, Real Magique arrived with the confidence of champions and the finishing prowess of a toddler in a sandbox. With 11 total shots and only two goals to show for it, they spent the better part of the second half looking like they were trying to launch the ball into the neighboring zip code. After taking the lead in the 62nd minute, they seemed to decide that playing defense was beneath them, allowing FC Merluchon to cling to a draw that feels like a robbery in broad daylight.

The referee had the easiest job in the world, only needing to flash a yellow card to each side to maintain the illusion of control amidst the chaos. Between the missed free kicks, the 8 combined fouls, and the general lack of inspiration, both teams walked away with a 2-2 scoreline that serves as a monument to mediocrity. If this is the peak of our championship, I think I’ll take up knitting instead. 🙄

Match details

On 02/10/2026 06:30

Stade FC Merluchon (FC Merluchon)

21212 spectators

No extra time

Fabien Au...
216 pts
18 yrs
Arnaud Le...
199 pts
18 yrs
Arsène Ko...
203 pts
23 yrs
Montassar...
227 pts
20 yrs
Michaël C...
205 pts
19 yrs
Srdjan Ku...
204 pts
19 yrs
Javier Pa...
252 pts
27 yrs
Raphaël G...
204 pts
19 yrs
Fabrice A...
200 pts
29 yrs
Patrice Loko
223 pts
19 yrs
Kevin Gam...
205 pts
18 yrs
Daju
247 pts
19 yrs
Salah Rab
208 pts
20 yrs
Lima
210 pts
20 yrs
Joueur4
151 pts
32 yrs
Hank Hule
302 pts
18 yrs
Wika
224 pts
19 yrs
Mely
220 pts
19 yrs
Bambou
225 pts
33 yrs
Suje
329 pts
19 yrs
Suzi
211 pts
20 yrs
Mity
260 pts
23 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    FC Merluchon and Real Magique could not be separated after 90 minutes, and that is how it ends.

  2. 90'

    Unacceptable foul by Patrice Loko who tackles Joueur4 from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  3. 86'

    Real Magique fans are throwing flares onto the pitch, and stewards have to intervene. Play resumes.

  4. 85'

    Real Magique is moving the ball well with crisp passing, forcing FC Merluchon to chase. A great collective display from Real Magique!

  5. 84'

    From a Kevin Gameiro cross, the ball reaches Srdjan Kuzmic who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.

  6. 80'

    Srdjan Kuzmic slides into Salah Rab as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  7. 74'

    Shot off target by Suje

    A superb ball from Bambou finds Suje behind the defense. He chips the keeper, but the ball goes over the goal.

  8. 71'

    Shot off target by Mely

    Mely passes to Bambou, who strikes from 20 meters out, but the ball goes very close... to the corner flag.

  9. 70'

    Free kick by Mity

    Dangerous free kick centrally taken by Mity, he shoots but the ball sails into the stands... What a pity.

  10. 69'

    Patrice Loko attempts a tough tackle on Suzi but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  11. 65'

    Patrice Loko looks for Fabrice Abriel in behind the defense, but Fabrice Abriel cannot control the ball properly.

  12. 62'

    Goal for Real Magique! Wika

    A powerful strike from Bambou, the keeper spills the ball and Wika pounces to score. GOAL!

  13. 59'

    Save by Fabien Audard

    Bambou tries to chip the keeper from 30 meters, but he sensed the danger and caught the ball.

  14. 56'

    Shot off target by Mely

    Run down the right flank by Mely who crosses for Suzi, but he scuffs his shot! What a pity!

  15. 53'

    Free kick by Mity

    It is a free kick, Mity curls it over the wall, but Fabien Audard catches it easily.

  16. 52'

    Wika starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Montassar Talbi, who commits a very bad foul.

  17. 50'

    Hank Hule makes no attempt to play the ball there! Michaël Ciani is on the ground. It is a foul.

  18. 48'

    Yellow card for Hank Hule

    Yellow card for Hank Hule. He is lucky, that foul deserved a red.

  19. 48'

    Heavy foul by Hank Hule who charges into Patrice Loko from behind.

  20. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Real Magique va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  21. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour FC Merluchon.

  22. 41'

    Goal for Real Magique! Mely

    Oh, what a blunder!!! Javier Pastore plays a weak backpass to his keeper, Mely intercepts, rounds the keeper, and scores into an empty net...

  23. 37'

    Raphaël Guerreiro and Srdjan Kuzmic have a misunderstanding, and the opposition recovers the ball.

  24. 32'

    Shot off target by Kevin Gameiro

    Splendid run from Kevin Gameiro who beats one, then two defenders before toe-poking it at full stretch. The ball hits the post and goes out; he could have done better!

  25. 29'

    Goal for FC Merluchon! Fabrice Abriel

    A driven cross from Patrice Loko, the keeper misses his punch and Fabrice Abriel just has to tap it into the net.

  26. 25'

    Shot on target by Suzi

    Mity dinks the ball over the defense, Suzi hits a powerful half-volley straight into the arms of the well-positioned keeper!

  27. 24'

    Shot off target by Mity

    Suzi finds Mity first-time, who attempts an impulsive bicycle kick, but it's well off target!

  28. 19'

    Free kick by Fabrice Abriel

    What a free kick!!!! Fabrice Abriel goes for power. Unfortunately, the ball hits the crossbar before flying into the stands. What a chance!

  29. 19'

    Montassar Talbi dribbles past Hank Hule with a magnificent nutmeg. Hank Hule seems annoyed, so he tackles Montassar Talbi from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  30. 17'

    Salah Rab goes down in the box, but the referee tells him to get up. Raphaël Guerreiro wins the ball and starts a counter-attack.

  31. 12'

    Goal for FC Merluchon! Srdjan Kuzmic

    Fabrice Abriel surges down the right and whips in a cross, Srdjan Kuzmic gets a toe to it and finds the net. GOAL!

  32. 10'

    Yellow card for Arsène Kouassi

    He earned that card! A fully deserved yellow card for Arsène Kouassi.

  33. 10'

    Arsène Kouassi cannot stop Salah Rab, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  34. 9'

    Mely hesitates too long in the box and loses the ball following a challenge from Kevin Gameiro.

  35. 4'

    Shot off target by Bambou

    Nice one-two between Bambou and Hank Hule, but Hank Hule shoots wide!

  36. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are underway for this thrilling match between FC Merluchon and Real Magique.

Key stats

FC Merluchon Real Magique
34% Possession 66%
2 Goals 2
2 Shots on target 5
2 Shots off target 6
5 Fouls 3
1 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Fabrice Abriel 29' Patrice Loko
  • Srdjan Kuzmic 12' Fabrice Abriel

Scorers

  • Wika 62' Bambou
  • Mely 41'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 10'
  • 12'

Midfield

  • 29'12'

Attack

  • 29'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 48'
  • 62'
  • 41'
  • 62'

Attack

Substitutes

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