Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 82'

    Substitution for TEAM OUZE

    TEAM OUZE effectue un remplacement. Bani prend la place de DIMITOUZE.

  2. 82'

    Substitution for TEAM OUZE

    TEAM OUZE effectue un remplacement. Jacy prend la place de KATCHOUZE.

  3. 82'

    Substitution for TEAM OUZE

    TEAM OUZE effectue un remplacement. Wobi prend la place de PEPOUZE.

  4. 82'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! DIMITOUZE

    A through ball from PEPOUZE to DIMITOUZE, who hits a clean chip into the far corner.

  5. 62'

    Penalty converted by SHARKOUZE

    Goal! Perfect spot kick, the keeper couldn't do a thing.

  6. 51'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! PEPOUZE

    Corner from the right by INSOMNIOUZE to the penalty spot, and PEPOUZE scores with a sublime header. He rose above everyone to blast it in under the bar.

  7. 41'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! CANCEROUZE

    DIMITOUZE clears it long, CANCEROUZE uses his pace to beat his marker and is one-on-one with the keeper; he dummies the shot and taps it into an empty net.

  8. 16'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! SHARKOUZE

    INSOMNIOUZE dummies to shoot and squares it to the unmarked SHARKOUZE, who beats the keeper.

  9. 9'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! CANCEROUZE

    GOAL for CANCEROUZE!!! CANCEROUZE twists Gustav Mortensen inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a public service announcement on why some teams should perhaps consider taking up knitting instead. TEAM OUZE arrived with a hunger that bordered on predatory, dismantling Standard RSCL with a ruthless 0-6 masterclass. While TEAM OUZE was busy finding the net six times, the boys from Standard RSCL were seemingly conducting a study on how to avoid the goal entirely, finishing the game with a grand total of zero shots on target. It was a tactical masterpiece from the visitors and a complete existential crisis for the home side. ⚽

The carnage began in the 16th minute and never really let up, turning the stadium into a theater of misery for the local faithful. By the time the 62nd minute rolled around and a penalty was awarded to TEAM OUZE, it felt like we were watching a slow-motion car crash that no one had the heart to stop. Standard RSCL spent most of their energy committing six fouls, perhaps as a desperate, misguided attempt to stop the ball from entering their own net—a strategy that, unsurprisingly, failed spectacularly. Watching their attempts at a comeback, like the failed free kick in the 71st minute, felt like watching a toddler try to perform open-heart surgery.

By the final whistle, the scoreboard read 0-6, a scoreline that accurately reflects the gulf in class between the two squads. TEAM OUZE looked like title contenders, while Standard RSCL looked like they were participating in a charity match they didn't realize was actually a competitive league game. If there is a bright side for the home fans, it’s that the suffering finally ended at the 90th minute. Time to go back to the drawing board, or perhaps, just turn the lights off and lock the stadium gates until next season. 🤡

Match details

On 30/09/2026 20:30

Enfer de Sclessin (Standard RSCL)

31974 spectators

No extra time

Lucas Pirard
180 pts
20 yrs
Zinho Van...
230 pts
19 yrs
Gustav Mo...
230 pts
21 yrs
Andre Cruz
209 pts
24 yrs
Ryan Fosso
203 pts
22 yrs
Casper Ni...
216 pts
22 yrs
Edmilson ...
198 pts
28 yrs
Marouane ...
200 pts
31 yrs
Axel Witsel
180 pts
26 yrs
Bruny Nsimba
243 pts
21 yrs
Dieumerci...
211 pts
23 yrs
BEBOUZE
231 pts
22 yrs
CASTOUZE
202 pts
22 yrs
RONCHONCH...
200 pts
22 yrs
ELCHAPOUZE
272 pts
31 yrs
SHARKOUZE
268 pts
29 yrs
Wobi
247 pts
20 yrs
Jacy
255 pts
20 yrs
SANKOUZE
318 pts
28 yrs
CANCEROUZE
349 pts
22 yrs
INSOMNIOUZE
356 pts
22 yrs
Bani
286 pts
20 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Full time, TEAM OUZE hands another defeat to Standard RSCL, who must regroup for their next match.

  2. 88'

    Shot off target by Ryan Fosso

    Ryan Fosso is in front of goal, Axel Witsel makes a run but Ryan Fosso goes for a shot that grazes the right post.

  3. 85'

    In a duel with CASTOUZE, Gustav Mortensen goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  4. 82'

    Substitution for TEAM OUZE

    TEAM OUZE effectue un remplacement. Bani prend la place de DIMITOUZE.

  5. 82'

    Substitution for TEAM OUZE

    TEAM OUZE effectue un remplacement. Jacy prend la place de KATCHOUZE.

  6. 82'

    Substitution for TEAM OUZE

    TEAM OUZE effectue un remplacement. Wobi prend la place de PEPOUZE.

  7. 82'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! DIMITOUZE

    A through ball from PEPOUZE to DIMITOUZE, who hits a clean chip into the far corner.

  8. 80'

    Heavy foul by Marouane Fellaini who charges into ELCHAPOUZE from behind.

  9. 75'

    INSOMNIOUZE tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by Marouane Fellaini, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!

  10. 71'

    Free kick by Axel Witsel

    Axel Witsel is going to take this set piece. He strikes it with power... The keeper is caught wrong-footed, but the ball hits the crossbar and goes out of play. What a pity.

  11. 71'

    ELCHAPOUZE gets dribbled past by Marouane Fellaini and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  12. 65'

    Free kick by SHARKOUZE

    SHARKOUZE steps up to take the free kick but completely miscues it and the ball goes well over the bar. A shot to forget!

  13. 65'

    Unacceptable foul by Casper Nielsen who tackles RONCHONCHOUZE from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  14. 63'

    RONCHONCHOUZE pulls off a beautiful chest-trap into the path of PEPOUZE. We would love to see that kind of skill more often!

  15. 62'

    Penalty converted by SHARKOUZE

    Goal! Perfect spot kick, the keeper couldn't do a thing.

  16. 62'

    Penalty to TEAM OUZE

    The referee points to the penalty spot! It looked like the foul was outside the box, though. Regardless, SHARKOUZE is already focused and getting ready to shoot.

  17. 61'

    Unacceptable foul by Zinho Vanheusden who tackles CASTOUZE from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  18. 57'

    Controlling a high ball on his chest, ELCHAPOUZE pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Andre Cruz. Pure class.

  19. 56'

    RONCHONCHOUZE dribbles past two opponents, but Dieumerci Mbokani decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  20. 51'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! PEPOUZE

    Corner from the right by INSOMNIOUZE to the penalty spot, and PEPOUZE scores with a sublime header. He rose above everyone to blast it in under the bar.

  21. 48'

    Link-up play between Dieumerci Mbokani and Edmilson Junior, who crosses to the near post, but the goalkeeper collects.

  22. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Standard RSCL va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  23. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour TEAM OUZE.

  24. 41'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! CANCEROUZE

    DIMITOUZE clears it long, CANCEROUZE uses his pace to beat his marker and is one-on-one with the keeper; he dummies the shot and taps it into an empty net.

  25. 39'

    Free kick by SHARKOUZE

    SHARKOUZE floats the free kick into the box, but no one is there to meet it.

  26. 38'

    Edmilson Junior commits a deliberate obstruction on SHARKOUZE. Watch out!

  27. 37'

    Shot off target by SANKOUZE

    From over thirty meters out, SANKOUZE tries his luck and sends the ball into the stands.

  28. 32'

    TEAM OUZE are dominating and keeping possession, but a pitch invader supporting Standard RSCL has run onto the field and kicked the ball; he's been caught and play can resume.

  29. 27'

    Shot off target by SANKOUZE

    Off the post for SANKOUZE! Through on goal, he beats the keeper but hits the woodwork!

  30. 24'

    Shot off target by SHARKOUZE

    Strike from SHARKOUZE that goes just over the crossbar; the keeper can breathe a sigh of relief.

  31. 20'

    Down the left flank, SANKOUZE plays it through to CANCEROUZE, who sends a cross into the box but it is blocked by a defender.

  32. 16'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! SHARKOUZE

    INSOMNIOUZE dummies to shoot and squares it to the unmarked SHARKOUZE, who beats the keeper.

  33. 10'

    KATCHOUZE starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Casper Nielsen, who commits a very bad foul.

  34. 9'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! CANCEROUZE

    GOAL for CANCEROUZE!!! CANCEROUZE twists Gustav Mortensen inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  35. 6'

    Undeniable foul! PEPOUZE tackles Ryan Fosso with both feet off the ground!

  36. 5'

    ELCHAPOUZE intercepts a pass intended for Casper Nielsen.

  37. 0'

    Kick-off

    The match is underway! We are hoping for goals and, above all, some great football.

Key stats

Standard RSCL TEAM OUZE
25% Possession 75%
0 Goals 6
0 Shots on target 6
2 Shots off target 5
6 Fouls 3
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • DIMITOUZE 82' PEPOUZE
  • SHARKOUZE 62'
  • PEPOUZE 51' INSOMNIOUZE
  • CANCEROUZE 41' DIMITOUZE
  • SHARKOUZE 16' INSOMNIOUZE
  • CANCEROUZE 9'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 62'(Pen)16'

Midfield

  • 82'
  • 82'

Attack

  • 41'9'
  • 51'16'
  • 82'

Substitutes

  • 82'
  • 51'82'82'
  • 82'41'82'

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