Bistrot Disaster: Barca Thiernois Turns the Pitch into a Training Session
It was supposed to be a clash of titans, but it turned into a Sunday stroll for Barca Thiernois. The FC Bistrot/38 squad seemed more interested in perfecting their tavern-league tackling technique than actually playing football, committing six fouls and barely managing to find the goal once. By the 32nd minute, the scoreboard already looked like a cruel joke, and the FC Bistrot/38 defense was essentially playing the role of traffic cones—though, to be fair, traffic cones would have probably intercepted at least one pass. ⚽
While Barca Thiernois treated the goal frame like a magnet, unleashing 15 shots in total, the boys from FC Bistrot/38 spent most of the afternoon chasing shadows and collecting yellow cards. The only moment of joy for the home side came in the 72nd minute, a token goal that served only to briefly delay the inevitable humiliation. It was a masterclass in inefficiency for the hosts, whose sole shot on target was the only thing standing between them and a total scoreboard blackout.
By the time the final whistle blew at 1-6, Barca Thiernois was practically yawning while FC Bistrot/38 looked like they had just finished a marathon in lead boots. If this is the future of our local league, we might as well trade the jerseys for aprons and stay at the pub for the full ninety minutes. An absolute demolition that leaves FC Bistrot/38 with nothing but a bruised ego and a long walk back to the locker room. 🤡
