AS MACHINE GUN vs USSV - Match report

Championship

Full time

AS MACHINE GUN

1-2

HT: 1 - 0

USSV

Key moments

81'

Substitution for USSV

USSV effectue un remplacement. Alessandro Nesta prend la place de Ganiou.
76'

Penalty converted by Gaspard M

Gaspard M converts the penalty!! He hits it hard to the left, the ball goes just under G.Coupet, who was close to making the save!
71'

Goal for USSV! Gaspard M

GOAL for Gaspard M!!! Gaspard M twists NM Tricheur inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!
67'

Substitution for AS MACHINE GUN

AS MACHINE GUN effectue un remplacement. Yamal prend la place de Juninho.
67'

Substitution for AS MACHINE GUN

AS MACHINE GUN effectue un remplacement. Dusi prend la place de Hedir.
47'

Yellow card for Juninho

And it's a yellow card for Juninho. It could have been red, but the referee keeps his cool!
17'

Free kick scored by L. Messi

L. Messi steps up and tucks it into the top left corner; Axel D could do nothing!
12'

Red card for Redu

What a tackle from Redu, who is rightly sent off! His team is going to suffer now!

Match editorial

THE GREAT ESCAPE: USSV STEALS THE SHOW IN A CHAOTIC CLASH

What a rollercoaster of pure, unadulterated madness at the pitch today! AS MACHINE GUN started the match like they were launching a tactical strike, capitalizing on a 17th-minute free kick to take an early lead that had their supporters dreaming of glory. However, it turned out to be the only real highlight for a team that seemed to lose their compass shortly after, managing a pathetic two shots on target throughout the entire afternoon. Their yellow card in the 47th minute was merely a desperate attempt to stop the inevitable tide of chaos that was brewing against them. ⚽

On the other side, USSV looked like a group of headless chickens for the first half-hour, but they eventually woke up from their tactical slumber. Despite a comical red card and a general lack of discipline, USSV hammered at the door with six shots on target. The pressure finally paid off in the 71st minute when they found the back of the net, breathing life into a performance that was teetering on the edge of disaster. They didn't just play; they bullied their way back into the game.

The drama reached its peak in the 76th minute when a clumsy foul by AS MACHINE GUN gifted USSV a penalty. With ice in their veins, they converted the spot-kick to seal a 1-2 victory that felt more like a heist than a masterclass. While AS MACHINE GUN spent the remaining minutes firing shots into the orbit, USSV walked away with the points, proving that even a team that picks up a red card can stumble their way to greatness if their opponents simply forget how to aim. A truly baffling, yet hilarious, afternoon of football! 🤡

Head-to-head

Match details

On 30/09/2026 17:30

Marcel-Picot (AS MACHINE GUN)

23067 spectators

No extra time

G.Coupet

272 pts

25 yrs

Suzette

312 pts

27 yrs

NM Tricheur

261 pts

25 yrs

S.Puygrenier

259 pts

27 yrs

Hino

190 pts

18 yrs

Dusi

262 pts

22 yrs

Z.Zidane

260 pts

26 yrs

Yamal

254 pts

27 yrs

F.Ribery

259 pts

23 yrs

F.Totti

258 pts

26 yrs

L. Messi

262 pts

27 yrs

Axel D

245 pts

26 yrs

Yanis Payet

247 pts

27 yrs

Alessandr...

232 pts

28 yrs

Timothé

271 pts

31 yrs

Mazo

258 pts

20 yrs

Enzo Le Fée

289 pts

24 yrs

Mapo

293 pts

24 yrs

A.Mac All...

278 pts

27 yrs

Houssem A...

300 pts

31 yrs

Redu

262 pts

24 yrs

Gaspard M

245 pts

28 yrs

Match commentary

91'

Full time!

The referee blows the whistle, that is the end of the match! AS MACHINE GUN falls to an in-form USSV!
89'

Shot off target by Gaspard M

Nice one-two between Gaspard M and Mazo... Gaspard M tries his luck but completely shanks it.
86'

Z.Zidane goes down in the box, but the referee tells him to get up. Alessandro Nesta wins the ball and starts a counter-attack.
84'

Shot off target by A.Mac Allister

Pass from A.Mac Allister to Mapo, who completely slices his shot!!!
81'

Substitution for USSV

USSV effectue un remplacement. Alessandro Nesta prend la place de Ganiou.
79'

Hino and NM Tricheur play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.
76'

Penalty converted by Gaspard M

Gaspard M converts the penalty!! He hits it hard to the left, the ball goes just under G.Coupet, who was close to making the save!
76'

Penalty to USSV

The referee points to the penalty spot, Gaspard M steps up to take it.
76'

Undeniable foul! L. Messi tackles Gaspard M with both feet off the ground!
71'

Goal for USSV! Gaspard M

GOAL for Gaspard M!!! Gaspard M twists NM Tricheur inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!
67'

Tactical change — AS MACHINE GUN

AS MACHINE GUN modifie sa stratégie.
67'

Substitution for AS MACHINE GUN

AS MACHINE GUN effectue un remplacement. Yamal prend la place de Juninho.
67'

Substitution for AS MACHINE GUN

AS MACHINE GUN effectue un remplacement. Dusi prend la place de Hedir.
66'

As Gaspard M heads toward the goal, S.Puygrenier stops him in his tracks with a fine sliding tackle. Great defending!
60'

Save by G.Coupet

Houssem Aouar is not closed down and tries his luck, but his shot lacks power. With shots like that, G.Coupet could play until he is 90.
55'

Shot off target by F.Ribery

After a well-executed counterattack, Hino sends a long cross to F.Ribery, who hits it on the volley; the keeper looks beaten, but the ball hits the post and goes out. So unlucky!
50'

Shot off target by F.Totti

Swerving cross from Z.Zidane, F.Totti tries to connect but sends the ball out for a goal kick.
49'

AS MACHINE GUN are in real trouble, USSV are currently monopolizing possession.
47'

Yellow card for Juninho

And it's a yellow card for Juninho. It could have been red, but the referee keeps his cool!
47'

Juninho is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on Mazo.
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe USSV va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45+2'

Tactical change — AS MACHINE GUN

AS MACHINE GUN modifie sa stratégie.
45'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour AS MACHINE GUN.
42'

USSV are keeping the ball and running down the clock; AS MACHINE GUN need to respond!
39'

Shot off target by F.Totti

F.Totti breaks down the wing and pulls it back for Juninho. The ball goes just wide of the post!
37'

Down the left flank, Mazo plays it through to Enzo Le Fée, who sends a cross into the box but it is blocked by a defender.
35'

Free kick by Houssem Aouar

Houssem Aouar steps up to take the free kick, it's a good strike but it's deflected by the wall! Thanks to a fabulous reflex, the keeper, G.Coupet, manages to reset and tip it away with his fingertips despite being wrong-footed! That was a close call!
35'

Hino is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Mazo's shoulders during an aerial duel!
31'

Free kick by L. Messi

L. Messi steps up to take the free kick but his standing foot slips as he strikes it. The ball hits the wall.
30'

Following a nice piece of skill from Suzette, Timothé can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!
26'

Shot on target by A.Mac Allister

A.Mac Allister puts on a clinic in midfield, accelerating through three defenders before setting up Houssem Aouar, whose left-footed shot from the edge of the box is blocked.
21'

Save by G.Coupet

Mapo is one-on-one with the keeper, hesitates, and hits a shot that G.Coupet catches easily.
20'

Mapo overdoes it; after dribbling past two players, he tries a nutmeg on F.Ribery, but it does not come off.
17'

Free kick scored by L. Messi

L. Messi steps up and tucks it into the top left corner; Axel D could do nothing!
17'

Following a nice piece of skill from NM Tricheur, A.Mac Allister can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!
12'

Red card for Redu

What a tackle from Redu, who is rightly sent off! His team is going to suffer now!
11'

Redu commits a heavy foul, tackling Juninho from behind with both feet off the ground.
8'

Shot off target by Mapo

Magnificent! From a crossfield ball by Mapo, Enzo Le Fée takes a brilliant touch to beat his man and goes one-on-one with the keeper; he strikes it, but it crashes off the bar and out. What a move!
4'

In a duel with Timothé, Hino goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.
0'

Kick-off

And we are off for this massive clash between AS MACHINE GUN and USSV!

Key stats

AS MACHINE GUN USSV

48% Possession 52%

1 Goals 2

2 Shots on target 6

3 Shots off target 3

3 Fouls 4

1 Yellow cards 0

0 Red cards 1

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

L. Messi 17'

Scorers

Gaspard M 76'
Gaspard M 71'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

67'
67'

Attack

17'

Substitutes

47'67'
67'

Goalkeeper

Defence

81'

Midfield

Attack

12'
76'(Pen)71'

Substitutes

81'

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