MY HEROES HUMILIATED: A TRAGIC COMEDY AT THE STADIUM
It was supposed to be a clash of titans, but instead, we witnessed a full-blown demolition derby. My Heroes arrived on the pitch seemingly under the impression that they were attending a polite garden party rather than a professional football match. By the 23rd minute, Olympique.Lyonnais had already dismantled their defensive dreams with two clinical strikes. While My Heroes managed a brief flicker of hope with a goal in the 32nd minute, that was merely the calm before the storm. By halftime, the scoreline was already a pathetic 1-3, leaving the home fans questioning their life choices and their team's ability to locate the goalpost.
The second half was less of a contest and more of a public execution. Olympique.Lyonnais treated the field like their personal training ground, effortlessly finding the net again in the 66th minute via a stinging free-kick that left the My Heroes goalkeeper looking like a tourist lost in the wrong neighborhood. With only one foul committed by each side, it was clear that My Heroes were too busy watching the ball fly past them to even bother attempting a tactical tackle. ⚽
As the final whistle approached, Olympique.Lyonnais added a fifth goal in the 85th minute, sealing a 1-5 victory that will surely haunt the nightmares of every My Heroes supporter for the next decade. Despite a desperate, late-game effort to pad their stats, My Heroes ended the day with nothing but bruised egos and a mountain of regret. It was a masterclass in dominance for Olympique.Lyonnais and a masterclass in how to disappear entirely from a professional pitch for their opponents. Absolute shambles! 🤡
