MASSACRE AT THE MEADOW: FCGloriettes TURN SOUTHAMPTON INTO A PUNCHING BAG
It wasn't a football match; it was a public execution. The FCGloriettes squad treated the pitch like their personal playground, dismantling Southampton F.C. with a ruthless 7-1 scoreline that leaves the visitors wondering if they should have just stayed on the bus. From the 16th minute onwards, it was absolute chaos for the defense of Southampton F.C., who spent most of the evening chasing shadows and collecting yellow cards like they were trading stamps. By the time the final whistle blew, the goal net was more worn out than a cheap pair of boots. ⚽
The sheer dominance of FCGloriettes was reflected in their 10 shots on target, a barrage that left the opposition goalkeeper looking like a man trying to stop a tsunami with a tea strainer. Even a mid-match injury couldn't stop the FCGloriettes freight train, as they simply shrugged off the setback and continued their relentless assault. Meanwhile, Southampton F.C. managed a singular, lonely shot on target—a consolation goal from a free kick that served only to remind everyone they were technically present on the field. Their five fouls were less of a tactical strategy and more of a desperate cry for help.
Watching Southampton F.C. struggle to string two passes together while FCGloriettes danced around them was nothing short of tragic comedy. The visitors ended the game collecting cautions and frustration, while the home side turned their late-game corner into a final, insulting seventh goal. It was a masterclass in humiliation, proving once and for all that while Southampton F.C. may have the name, FCGloriettes has the soul of a champion—and a very sharp set of teeth. Better luck next time, boys, maybe try playing the ball instead of the players! 🤡
