US Sous Roches vs Real Magique - Match report

Championship

Full time

US Sous Roches

5-1

HT: 3 - 0

Real Magique

Key moments

78'

Goal for Real Magique! Suje

A driven cross from Mity, the keeper misses his punch and Suje just has to tap it into the net.
59'

Goal for US Sous Roches! Kevinho

What an exceptional goal! Kevinho takes a shot from the center circle and Joueur2 can only watch it go in.
48'

Goal for US Sous Roches! Kylian

Kylian through the middle combines with Tymeo on the right wing, who plays it back into his path. Kylian hits it first time and the keeper cannot stop it. What a move!
42'

Goal for US Sous Roches! Dylan

Corner from the right by Tymeo to the penalty spot, and Dylan scores with a sublime header. He rose above everyone to blast it in under the bar.
37'

Goal for US Sous Roches! Kevinho

A through ball from Yohan to Kevinho, who hits a clean chip into the far corner.
24'

Goal for US Sous Roches! Kevinho

What a goal! Kevinho meets Dylan's cross first time and tucks it in right by the post. A clinical finish!
18'

Yellow card for Joueur2

Joueur2 is very late on his opponent and receives a deserved yellow card.

Match editorial

THE REAL MAGIQUE TRAGEDY: A 5-1 MASSACRE AT THE HANDS OF US SOUS ROCHES

What a spectacular display of absolute dominance! The pitch at the stadium witnessed a genuine demolition today as US Sous Roches dismantled Real Magique with a ruthless 5-1 scoreline. The visitors, who clearly forgot that football involves more than just collecting yellow cards, looked like they were playing in slow motion. Even a missed penalty in the 18th minute couldn’t stop the US Sous Roches momentum; once they found their rhythm, they turned the match into a training exercise, peppering the goal with six shots on target while their opponents barely managed a single attempt that actually troubled the keeper. ⚽

The defensive performance of Real Magique was nothing short of a comedy sketch. By the 18th minute, they had already conceded a penalty and picked up a yellow card, setting the tone for a miserable afternoon. While US Sous Roches displayed clinical precision, netting five goals in total, Real Magique seemed more interested in committing fouls—five in total—than actually defending. It was a masterclass in how not to play professional football, leaving their fans wondering if they had wandered onto the wrong field entirely.

To their credit, Real Magique managed to salvage a tiny shred of dignity with a consolation goal in the 78th minute, but by then, the scoreboard was already a graveyard for their ambitions. US Sous Roches looked sharp, hungry, and frankly, far too good for a team that spent most of the match chasing shadows. It was a brutal, one-sided affair that reminded everyone why we love this beautiful, chaotic game. 🤡

Head-to-head

Match details

On 30/09/2026 11:30

Stadium el Rocho (US Sous Roches)

15854 spectators

No extra time

Eren

423 pts

31 yrs

Charly

357 pts

30 yrs

Guillou

357 pts

33 yrs

Florent

357 pts

33 yrs

Yohan

362 pts

29 yrs

Johan

358 pts

31 yrs

Tymeo

357 pts

34 yrs

James

355 pts

28 yrs

Kylian

350 pts

32 yrs

Dylan

361 pts

32 yrs

Kevinho

363 pts

35 yrs

Joueur2

120 pts

28 yrs

Salah Rab

208 pts

20 yrs

Lima

210 pts

20 yrs

Joueur4

151 pts

32 yrs

Hank Hule

302 pts

18 yrs

Wika

224 pts

19 yrs

Mely

220 pts

19 yrs

Bambou

225 pts

33 yrs

Suje

319 pts

19 yrs

Suzi

211 pts

20 yrs

Mity

260 pts

23 yrs

Match commentary

90'

Full time!

US Sous Roches fans can be proud, as their players gave everything to beat a valiant Real Magique side.
88'

Save by Joueur2

Tymeo tries a shot from 30 meters out, but Joueur2 pushes the ball onto the right post.
86'

Mely slides into Johan as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.
82'

As Suzi heads toward the goal, Florent stops him in his tracks with a fine sliding tackle. Great defending!
78'

Goal for Real Magique! Suje

A driven cross from Mity, the keeper misses his punch and Suje just has to tap it into the net.
73'

Mity makes no attempt to play the ball there! Florent is on the ground. It is a foul.
72'

In a duel with Kevinho, Wika goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.
70'

A sublime cross-field pass from Guillou to Dylan, who brings it down with his chest.
69'

Guillou slides into Lima as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.
65'

Shot off target by James

Great work from James on the wing. He looks up and sends a cross-field ball to find Kylian. Unfortunately, his volley goes well over the goal.
59'

Goal for US Sous Roches! Kevinho

What an exceptional goal! Kevinho takes a shot from the center circle and Joueur2 can only watch it go in.
58'

Real Magique can no longer build up play or string two passes together! This is down to the excellent high press from US Sous Roches!
52'

Dylan plays a through ball to James but it is too long and goes for a goal kick.
50'

Charly is through on goal, but Wika wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.
48'

Goal for US Sous Roches! Kylian

Kylian through the middle combines with Tymeo on the right wing, who plays it back into his path. Kylian hits it first time and the keeper cannot stop it. What a move!
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Real Magique va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour US Sous Roches.
42'

Goal for US Sous Roches! Dylan

Corner from the right by Tymeo to the penalty spot, and Dylan scores with a sublime header. He rose above everyone to blast it in under the bar.
40'

Kylian delivers a cross far beyond the back post while Tymeo was all alone in front of the goal.
38'

Shot off target by James

Nice strike from James but it's off target. What a pity!
37'

Goal for US Sous Roches! Kevinho

A through ball from Yohan to Kevinho, who hits a clean chip into the far corner.
34'

Shot off target by Yohan

Great work from Yohan on the wing. He looks up and sends a cross-field ball to find Kylian. Unfortunately, his volley goes well over the goal.
32'

US Sous Roches is currently dominating in midfield, pushing Real Magique back with repeated attacks... but watch out for the counter!
29'

Shot off target by Kylian

Splendid run from Kylian who beats one, then two defenders before toe-poking it at full stretch. The ball hits the post and goes out; he could have done better!
24'

Goal for US Sous Roches! Kevinho

What a goal! Kevinho meets Dylan's cross first time and tucks it in right by the post. A clinical finish!
23'

Great link-up play between Mely and Suzi; it comes to nothing, but what chemistry!
18'

Penalty missed by Kevinho

Kevinho approaches at a trot, that's not a good sign... He runs up to strike, but the keeper dives the right way and gathers the ball at the second attempt!
18'

Penalty to US Sous Roches

Is that foul inside the box? Yes, the referee points to the penalty spot, Kevinho places the ball and gives it a kiss.
18'

Yellow card for Joueur2

Joueur2 is very late on his opponent and receives a deserved yellow card.
18'

What a horror tackle! Joueur2 drives his studs into Eren's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.
14'

Controlling a high ball on his chest, Tymeo pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Lima. Pure class.
13'

Following a nice piece of skill from Suje, Kylian can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!
8'

Suzi commits a deliberate obstruction on Kevinho. Watch out!
4'

The tackle by Mity on Yohan is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.
0'

Kick-off

We are underway for a match that promises to be physical. Not for the faint-hearted!

Key stats

US Sous Roches Real Magique

77% Possession 23%

5 Goals 1

6 Shots on target 1

4 Shots off target 0

3 Fouls 5

0 Yellow cards 1

0 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

Kevinho 59'
Kylian 48' Tymeo
Dylan 42' Tymeo
Kevinho 37' Yohan
Kevinho 24' Dylan

Scorers

Suje 78' Mity

Goalkeeper

Defence

37'

Midfield

48'42'
48'

Attack

42'24'
59'37'24'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

18'

Defence

Midfield

Attack

78'
78'

Substitutes

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