Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 82'

    Goal for Vekahaine! Fernando Muslera

    Zoty delivers a beautiful cross to Fernando Muslera, who scores a fine header.

  2. 76'

    Goal for Vekahaine! Huqu

    A cross from Zoty finds Huqu, who buries it in the back of the net with a magnificent diving header.

  3. 72'

    Yellow card for Vincent Dumont

    And yes, Vincent Dumont picks up a well-deserved yellow card!

  4. 31'

    Goal for SAUCISSON FC! Wesley Fontaine

    Anthony Barbier spots Wesley Fontaine calling for it, plays the through ball, and he beats the keeper with an unstoppable side-footed finish! GOAL!!

  5. 14'

    Goal for Vekahaine! Zivi

    Weba chips a ball over the defense to Zivi, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.

  6. 8'

    Substitution for Vekahaine

    Vekahaine effectue un remplacement. Zivi prend la place de Zlatan Ibrahimovi.

  7. 8'

    Substitution for Vekahaine

    Vekahaine effectue un remplacement. Sacha Boey prend la place de Fity.

  8. 8'

    Substitution for Vekahaine

    Vekahaine effectue un remplacement. Killian Mbappe prend la place de Heqy.

  9. 3'

    Substitution for Vekahaine

    Vekahaine effectue un remplacement. Fernando Muslera prend la place de Tefy.

What a pathetic display of "sport" we witnessed today as SAUCISSON FC managed to turn a football match into a lesson on how to be completely invisible. With a staggering total of one shot on target for the entire ninety minutes, they didn't just lose; they evaporated. Meanwhile, Vekahaine treated the pitch like their personal playground, knocking on the door repeatedly until the SAUCISSON FC defense finally crumbled under the weight of their own incompetence. 🌭

The match started with a wake-up call at the 14th minute when Vekahaine struck first, though SAUCISSON FC briefly teased us with a fluke equalizer at the 31st minute. It was a cruel glimmer of hope for their fans. The second half, however, was a masterclass in frustration. As SAUCISSON FC resorted to mindless fouls—culminating in a yellow card at the 72nd minute—Vekahaine simply kept their composure and punished the lack of discipline with two late, decisive goals in the 76th and 82nd minutes.

At the final whistle, the 1-3 scoreline was arguably generous to the losers. Vekahaine walked away with five shots on target and zero fouls, proving they were the only side actually interested in playing football. As for SAUCISSON FC, perhaps they should consider changing their name to something more appropriate, like "The Deflated Balloons," because their performance today was as spicy as a boiled potato. Better luck next time, boys—you’ll certainly need it. 🤡

Match details

On 28/09/2026 19:30

Stade Striker384464 (SAUCISSON FC)

8037 spectators

No extra time

Cyprien D...
131 pts
23 yrs
Anthony G...
142 pts
23 yrs
Yanis Rou...
143 pts
25 yrs
Paul Fran...
134 pts
25 yrs
Alain Blanc
143 pts
27 yrs
Yann Riviere
137 pts
25 yrs
Mathieu B...
133 pts
27 yrs
Anthony B...
137 pts
26 yrs
Wesley Fo...
136 pts
26 yrs
Clément D...
135 pts
21 yrs
Vincent D...
132 pts
24 yrs
Mezii
338 pts
26 yrs
Killian M...
326 pts
26 yrs
Lego
180 pts
18 yrs
Sacha Boey
258 pts
29 yrs
Huqu
170 pts
18 yrs
Fernando ...
258 pts
27 yrs
Zoty
201 pts
20 yrs
Philipp Lahm
189 pts
23 yrs
Pevy
218 pts
22 yrs
Zivi
262 pts
22 yrs
Weba
275 pts
22 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    It is all over! What a match! Ending in a win for Vekahaine over SAUCISSON FC!

  2. 88'

    Anthony Barbier and Alain Blanc play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

  3. 85'

    Save by Cyprien Dubois

    Fernando Muslera fires a great shot on goal, but Cyprien Dubois saves it without much trouble.

  4. 82'

    Goal for Vekahaine! Fernando Muslera

    Zoty delivers a beautiful cross to Fernando Muslera, who scores a fine header.

  5. 76'

    Goal for Vekahaine! Huqu

    A cross from Zoty finds Huqu, who buries it in the back of the net with a magnificent diving header.

  6. 72'

    Yellow card for Vincent Dumont

    And yes, Vincent Dumont picks up a well-deserved yellow card!

  7. 72'

    Vincent Dumont pushes Killian Mbappe in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  8. 69'

    After an aerial duel, Wesley Fontaine delivers a violent elbow to the face of Killian Mbappe, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  9. 64'

    We are witnessing some great football! Philipp Lahm and Sacha Boey are perfectly in sync and causing the defense all sorts of problems!

  10. 60'

    Great link-up play between Yanis Rousseau and Mathieu Boyer; it comes to nothing, but what chemistry!

  11. 56'

    Yanis Rousseau accelerates and passes to Paul Francois, who can't control the ball; it's a throw-in.

  12. 51'

    Fernando Muslera passes to Zoty, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

  13. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  14. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  15. 42'

    Vekahaine has possession but can't find a way through, as SAUCISSON FC is defending the pitch well.

  16. 37'

    Shot off target by Zoty

    Zoty beats two defenders and feeds Fernando Muslera, who attempts a curling shot. The ball kisses the right post.

  17. 33'

    Save by Cyprien Dubois

    Pevy took his time to lob Cyprien Dubois... perhaps too much time, as a defender's head comes to the rescue.

  18. 31'

    Goal for SAUCISSON FC! Wesley Fontaine

    Anthony Barbier spots Wesley Fontaine calling for it, plays the through ball, and he beats the keeper with an unstoppable side-footed finish! GOAL!!

  19. 25'

    Shot off target by Zoty

    Zoty cuts past a defender and curls a shot that goes well over the bar.

  20. 20'

    SAUCISSON FC are in real trouble, Vekahaine are currently monopolizing possession.

  21. 19'

    Vincent Dumont humiliates Lego with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

  22. 14'

    Goal for Vekahaine! Zivi

    Weba chips a ball over the defense to Zivi, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.

  23. 8'

    Tactical change — Vekahaine

    Vekahaine modifie sa stratégie.

  24. 8'

    Substitution for Vekahaine

    Vekahaine effectue un remplacement. Zivi prend la place de Zlatan Ibrahimovi.

  25. 8'

    Substitution for Vekahaine

    Vekahaine effectue un remplacement. Sacha Boey prend la place de Fity.

  26. 8'

    Substitution for Vekahaine

    Vekahaine effectue un remplacement. Killian Mbappe prend la place de Heqy.

  27. 7'

    Lego and Fernando Muslera play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

  28. 3'

    Tactical change — Vekahaine

    Vekahaine modifie sa stratégie.

  29. 3'

    Substitution for Vekahaine

    Vekahaine effectue un remplacement. Fernando Muslera prend la place de Tefy.

  30. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle for kick-off; both teams look focused, we can expect some great football...

Key stats

SAUCISSON FC Vekahaine
28% Possession 72%
1 Goals 3
1 Shots on target 5
0 Shots off target 2
2 Fouls 0
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Wesley Fontaine 31' Anthony Barbier

Scorers

  • Fernando Muslera 82' Zoty
  • Huqu 76' Zoty
  • Zivi 14' Weba

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 31'

Attack

  • 31'
  • 72'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 8'
  • 8'

Midfield

  • 76'
  • 82'3'
  • 82'76'

Attack

  • 14'8'
  • 14'

Substitutes

  • 8'
  • 8'
  • 8'
  • 3'

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