A SHARK ATTACK IN THE CAPITAL: ANDERLECHT LEFT SWIMMING IN THEIR OWN TEARS
What a pathetic display of football we witnessed as RSC ANDERLECHTOIS hosted Les Sharks 61. It wasn’t so much a match as it was a shark feeding frenzy, where the home side seemed more interested in practicing their amateur wrestling moves than playing the beautiful game. With a staggering five fouls and only a single shot on target, RSC ANDERLECHTOIS looked like they had wandered onto the pitch by accident, perhaps hoping for a tea party instead of a professional showdown. ⚽
Les Sharks 61, meanwhile, treated the pitch like their personal playground. They dominated from the opening whistle, bombarding the goal with six shots on target and showing a clinical edge that left the home defense looking like statues. By the 12th minute, the game was effectively over: a corner goal followed by a penalty kick had the visitors sitting pretty at 0-2. The sheer audacity of Les Sharks 61 to play with such flair while the home side resorted to constant hacking was a masterclass in why one team deserves the trophy and the other deserves a long, hard look in the mirror.
To their credit, RSC ANDERLECHTOIS managed a lonely goal in the 29th minute, a fleeting moment of competence that briefly gave their fans a glimmer of hope before reality set back in. The rest of the match was a desperate, messy scramble for the hosts, while Les Sharks 61 continued to toy with them, racking up eleven total shots and zero fouls—a testament to their discipline and superior skill. As the final whistle blew on a 1-2 scoreline, it was clear: the sharks were the only predators on the field today, and RSC ANDERLECHTOIS were nothing but bait. 🦈
