Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 87'

    Yellow card for Drogba

    Yellow card! Yes, Drogba cannot escape that one!

  2. 84'

    Goal for Damvix FC! Baxa

    Baxa and Lucho link up perfectly, a one-two between the pair and Baxa, one-on-one with the keeper, slots it home with his instep.

  3. 72'

    Goal for Damvix FC! Maldini

    Maldini takes a shot that should have been easy to save, but Kekette completely messes it up, what a blunder by the keeper!

  4. 69'

    Substitution for FC Mulet

    FC Mulet effectue un remplacement. Gyha prend la place de Meuble.

  5. 54'

    Goal for Damvix FC! Lucho

    A cross from Ronaldinho finds Lucho, who buries it in the back of the net with a magnificent diving header.

  6. 33'

    Free kick scored by TheThe

    What a goal by TheThe! He strikes the free kick perfectly with an unpredictable trajectory that lands in the top corner! Meja can't believe it.

  7. 20'

    Goal for FC Mulet! Poutre

    From a great cross by TheThe, Poutre perfectly cuts to the near post and plants an unstoppable header.

  8. 5'

    Goal for Damvix FC! David Trezeguet

    On the counter-attack, Maldini plays a through ball to David Trezeguet, who rounds the keeper and taps into an empty net! What composure!

What a circus we witnessed today! The 4-2 scoreline between Damvix FC and FC Mulet tells the story of a match where one team decided to play football while the other decided to play "polite spectators." FC Mulet ended the game with zero fouls—a record for the most passive performance in history. They spent their afternoon firing shots into the stratosphere, missing the target six times while Damvix FC, despite committing seven fouls and collecting a yellow card, actually remembered that the goal is the thing between the two big white posts. ⚽

The drama started early when FC Mulet snatched a cheeky free-kick goal in the 33rd minute, likely the only moment they felt brave all day. But Damvix FC, fueled by their own aggression and perhaps a bit of frustration from their early missed chances, stormed back. By the 54th minute, the tide had turned, and the floodgates opened. It was a masterclass in clinical finishing versus whatever FC Mulet was attempting to do with their 11 total shots.

By the final whistle, the stat sheet looked like a comedy sketch: Damvix FC was busy picking up yellow cards and scoring for fun, while FC Mulet was busy perfecting the art of the "missed opportunity." That failed free-kick in the 82nd minute was the final nail in their coffin. Damvix FC celebrates a well-earned, if slightly unhinged, win, leaving FC Mulet to wonder if they might actually need to commit a foul or two next time if they want to stop a goal! 🤡

Match details

On 28/09/2026 16:30

Velodrome (Damvix FC)

31507 spectators

No extra time

Meja
291 pts
23 yrs
File
286 pts
23 yrs
Lizarazu
282 pts
29 yrs
Blanc
306 pts
30 yrs
Maldini
289 pts
26 yrs
Baxa
296 pts
22 yrs
Lucho
291 pts
30 yrs
Ronaldinho
293 pts
29 yrs
David Tre...
293 pts
23 yrs
Drogba
317 pts
32 yrs
Djibril C...
286 pts
28 yrs
Kekette
387 pts
27 yrs
Fourchette
347 pts
27 yrs
Table
348 pts
28 yrs
Chapeau
345 pts
32 yrs
Casquette
350 pts
32 yrs
Chaise
346 pts
30 yrs
Bistouquette
348 pts
27 yrs
Gyha
184 pts
24 yrs
Poutre
335 pts
30 yrs
Gamberge
349 pts
30 yrs
TheThe
343 pts
27 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    Full time! Damvix FC dominate FC Mulet with a score of 4-2 and add another win to their tally!

  2. 89'

    Undeniable foul! Ronaldinho tackles Fourchette with both feet off the ground!

  3. 87'

    Yellow card for Drogba

    Yellow card! Yes, Drogba cannot escape that one!

  4. 87'

    Drogba manages to dribble past Gyha, who catches up. Drogba slaps his opponent! Foul!

  5. 84'

    Goal for Damvix FC! Baxa

    Baxa and Lucho link up perfectly, a one-two between the pair and Baxa, one-on-one with the keeper, slots it home with his instep.

  6. 82'

    Free kick by TheThe

    Great aerial claim from Meja, punching away a TheThe free kick into the box.

  7. 82'

    Maldini stamps on Gamberge, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

  8. 77'

    Shot off target by Chaise

    Chaise lays it back to Bistouquette, who unleashes a missile! But it's no trouble; the ball is nowhere near the post.

  9. 75'

    Shot off target by Gamberge

    Gamberge has no options and fires... straight into the stands. He probably wanted to give the ball to his wife.

  10. 74'

    Damvix FC is playing the ball around at the back, forcing FC Mulet's defensive block to push up.

  11. 72'

    Goal for Damvix FC! Maldini

    Maldini takes a shot that should have been easy to save, but Kekette completely messes it up, what a blunder by the keeper!

  12. 69'

    Tactical change — FC Mulet

    FC Mulet modifie sa stratégie.

  13. 69'

    Substitution for FC Mulet

    FC Mulet effectue un remplacement. Gyha prend la place de Meuble.

  14. 68'

    TheThe plays a ball over the top for Chapeau in behind the defense... But he is offside. What a shame, that was a real opportunity!

  15. 66'

    Shot off target by Casquette

    Oh my, what a strike from Casquette, but it just goes over the bar. Unlucky!

  16. 61'

    Shot on target by Bistouquette

    A long pass from Bistouquette finds Casquette, who hits a right-footed shot that the keeper gathers comfortably.

  17. 58'

    Tactical change — FC Mulet

    FC Mulet modifie sa stratégie.

  18. 54'

    Goal for Damvix FC! Lucho

    A cross from Ronaldinho finds Lucho, who buries it in the back of the net with a magnificent diving header.

  19. 48'

    Shot off target by Djibril Cisse

    A real masterclass from Djibril Cisse, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but Maldini, despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!

  20. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Damvix FC va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  21. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour FC Mulet.

  22. 40'

    Shot off target by Lucho

    Lucho has no options and fires... straight into the stands. He probably wanted to give the ball to his wife.

  23. 38'

    Shot off target by David Trezeguet

    David Trezeguet tries his luck, but the ball is way over the bar! I keep telling you, he should be playing rugby!!!

  24. 33'

    Free kick scored by TheThe

    What a goal by TheThe! He strikes the free kick perfectly with an unpredictable trajectory that lands in the top corner! Meja can't believe it.

  25. 33'

    The tackle by Drogba on Poutre is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  26. 28'

    Shot off target by Meuble

    Meuble breaks down the wing and pulls it back for Gamberge. The ball goes just wide of the post!

  27. 27'

    Shot off target by Poutre

    Poutre is in front of goal, Bistouquette makes a run but Poutre goes for a shot that grazes the right post.

  28. 24'

    Lizarazu gets dribbled past by Chaise and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  29. 20'

    Goal for FC Mulet! Poutre

    From a great cross by TheThe, Poutre perfectly cuts to the near post and plants an unstoppable header.

  30. 18'

    Chaise wins the ball in midfield and plays it to Poutre, but he goes on a dribbling run and loses possession.

  31. 14'

    Unacceptable foul by David Trezeguet who tackles Meuble from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  32. 12'

    Shot off target by Poutre

    Following a nice combination between Poutre and TheThe, TheThe backheels the ball into the middle for Poutre, who unleashes a rocket... into the stands.

  33. 7'

    Shot on target by Gamberge

    Gamberge tries to catch the keeper out with a dipping shot, but it's deflected for a corner.

  34. 5'

    Goal for Damvix FC! David Trezeguet

    On the counter-attack, Maldini plays a through ball to David Trezeguet, who rounds the keeper and taps into an empty net! What composure!

  35. 3'

    Djibril Cisse and Ronaldinho are putting on a show, toying with the opposing defense with a series of one-twos!

  36. 1'

    Lizarazu attempts a tough tackle on Poutre but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  37. 0'

    Kick-off

    We are off under a blazing sun; the players will have to give it their all.

Key stats

Damvix FC FC Mulet
29% Possession 71%
4 Goals 2
4 Shots on target 5
3 Shots off target 6
7 Fouls 0
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Baxa 84' Lucho
  • Maldini 72'
  • Lucho 54' Ronaldinho
  • David Trezeguet 5' Maldini

Scorers

  • TheThe 33'
  • Poutre 20' TheThe

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 72'5'

Midfield

  • 84'
  • 54'84'
  • 54'

Attack

  • 5'
  • 87'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 69'
  • 20'

Attack

  • 33'20'

Substitutes

  • 69'

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