A Royal Massacre: Real Magique Turns Westeros FC into a Punching Bag
It was supposed to be a championship showdown, but instead, we witnessed a public execution. The Real Magique squad didn't just play football; they dismantled Westeros FC with the clinical precision of a butcher at work. The nightmare for the visitors began as early as the 9th minute when a conceded foul led directly to a Real Magique free-kick goal, setting the tone for a miserable afternoon. By the 13th minute, the lead had doubled, and it was clear that the men from Westeros FC had left their defensive integrity back in the Seven Kingdoms. ⚽
To their credit, Westeros FC managed a brief, flickering moment of hope in the 24th minute, clawing one back after a failed free-kick from Real Magique. It was a cute gesture, really, like a toddler trying to swat away a hurricane. The Real Magique response? They simply laughed, scored two more before the half-hour mark, and continued to pepper the goal with 9 shots on target. Watching the Westeros FC defense scramble was like watching a group of tourists trying to herd cats in a thunderstorm; utterly hopeless and statistically embarrassing. 🤡
The second half was merely a formality, a victory lap for the Real Magique machine as they added two more goals, including a crisp header from a corner kick in the 58th minute. With a final score of 6-1, the referee finally put Westeros FC out of their misery, despite a late, desperate yellow card for both sides trying to inject some fake grit into a lopsided affair. If this is what the championship looks like, I suggest Westeros FC sticks to dragons and throne room politics, because their football skills are currently non-existent.
