Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 79'

    Goal for Liverpool FC! A.Mac Allister

    A.Mac Allister takes a shot that should have been easy to save, but Big clampin completely messes it up, what a blunder by the keeper!

  2. 73'

    Yellow card for Creamy Deluxe

    Creamy Deluxe is very late on his opponent and receives a deserved yellow card.

  3. 53'

    M.Kerkez goes down injured

    M.Kerkez is writhing in pain as things heat up on the bench.

  4. 50'

    Penalty converted by A.Becker

    Penalty converted with no trouble by A.Becker, powered into the bottom corner!

  5. 50'

    Yellow card for Sup Naked

    And yes, a yellow card! Sup Naked shouldn't have disputed the referee's decision.

  6. 18'

    Red card for Caillou dur

    The referee calls over Caillou dur and reaches into his pocket... and it is RED!! The referee has just sent off Caillou dur.

  7. 3'

    Goal for Liverpool FC! D.Szoboszlai

    D.Szoboszlai and M.Kerkez link up perfectly, a one-two between the pair and D.Szoboszlai, one-on-one with the keeper, slots it home with his instep.

It was less of a football match and more of an organized crime scene at the stadium today, as Liverpool FC dismantled DickyDog in a 3-0 masterclass. While the Reds were busy pepper-spraying the goal with 7 shots on target, DickyDog seemed to be playing a completely different sport—specifically, 'How to collect cards without actually touching the ball.' With 7 fouls and a red card to their name, the visitors treated the pitch like a wrestling ring rather than a football field, leaving Liverpool FC to navigate the chaos while managing an unfortunate injury.

The drama peaked around the 50th minute when DickyDog finally committed a foul that the referee couldn't ignore, resulting in a yellow card and a penalty for Liverpool FC, which they clinically converted. Despite a momentary lapse in judgment that led to a missed penalty in the 57th minute, the home side never looked threatened. Meanwhile, DickyDog remained allergic to the concept of a shot on target, finishing the game with a grand total of zero, proving that their primary tactical approach was simply to kick everything that moved. ⚽

By the time the final whistle blew, the scoreboard reflected the absolute gulf in class between the two sides. Liverpool FC walked away with a comfortable 3-0 victory, while DickyDog retreated to the locker room with their tails firmly between their legs, burdened by their disciplinary failures and a complete lack of offensive ambition. It was a dark day for DickyDog, but a glorious afternoon for the Reds who managed to keep their cool despite being the target of a rather desperate and aggressive display. 🤡

Match details

On 28/09/2026 10:30

Anfield (Liverpool FC)

72800 spectators

No extra time

A.Becker
332 pts
24 yrs
J.Frimpong
331 pts
23 yrs
A.Robertson
218 pts
28 yrs
V.Van Dijk
331 pts
23 yrs
R.Araujo
402 pts
23 yrs
M.Kerkez
330 pts
23 yrs
A.Mac All...
346 pts
24 yrs
F.Wirtz
347 pts
24 yrs
D.Szoboszlai
357 pts
20 yrs
Y. Barka
340 pts
24 yrs
H.Ekitike
339 pts
23 yrs
Big clampin
313 pts
27 yrs
Creamy De...
281 pts
31 yrs
Sup Naked
285 pts
25 yrs
Slip kang...
276 pts
26 yrs
HUBERTO C...
310 pts
25 yrs
Quoicoubaka
289 pts
28 yrs
Caillou dur
276 pts
29 yrs
Le G
290 pts
27 yrs
Hermano d...
288 pts
27 yrs
Hamzezette
291 pts
23 yrs
Gros Beig...
298 pts
27 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    And it is on the referee's final whistle that Liverpool FC secures the win against DickyDog

  2. 90'

    A.Robertson catches HUBERTO CARLOS's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  3. 87'

    D.Szoboszlai tries to outpace Hermano delchibro, who lets the player go but keeps the ball.

  4. 84'

    A sublime cross-field pass from Sup Naked to HUBERTO CARLOS, who brings it down with his chest.

  5. 79'

    Goal for Liverpool FC! A.Mac Allister

    A.Mac Allister takes a shot that should have been easy to save, but Big clampin completely messes it up, what a blunder by the keeper!

  6. 78'

    A.Mac Allister is through on goal, but Sup Naked wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.

  7. 73'

    Yellow card for Creamy Deluxe

    Creamy Deluxe is very late on his opponent and receives a deserved yellow card.

  8. 72'

    After an aerial duel, Creamy Deluxe delivers a violent elbow to the face of Y. Barka, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  9. 71'

    Save by Big clampin

    Big clampin makes an incredible save on the goal line to stop a powerful shot from A.Mac Allister; A.Mac Allister can't believe it!

  10. 68'

    Shot off target by M.Kerkez

    M.Kerkez picks up the ball 30 meters out in the center, doesn't hesitate, and fires with all his might, but it's over the bar.

  11. 63'

    Nasty tackle from behind by M.Kerkez on Gros Beignet Dodu.

  12. 61'

    Sup Naked slides into A.Robertson as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  13. 57'

    Penalty missed by A.Becker

    Oh my! That was a golden chance, but A.Becker lacked composure. The score remains the same.

  14. 57'

    Penalty to Liverpool FC

    After that nasty challenge, A.Becker will try to convert the penalty awarded by the referee.

  15. 57'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Quoicoubaka on D.Szoboszlai.

  16. 53'

    M.Kerkez goes down injured

    M.Kerkez is writhing in pain as things heat up on the bench.

  17. 52'

    The tackle by Le G on M.Kerkez is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  18. 50'

    Penalty converted by A.Becker

    Penalty converted with no trouble by A.Becker, powered into the bottom corner!

  19. 50'

    Penalty to Liverpool FC

    Aaaaah! Penalty! A small foul, but a big consequence!

  20. 50'

    Yellow card for Sup Naked

    And yes, a yellow card! Sup Naked shouldn't have disputed the referee's decision.

  21. 49'

    A shirt pull by Sup Naked; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  22. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe DickyDog va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  23. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour Liverpool FC.

  24. 42'

    Free kick by A.Becker

    A powerful free kick from A.Becker punched away by Big clampin.

  25. 42'

    Le G catches A.Robertson's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  26. 41'

    Save by Big clampin

    Counter-attack from A.Mac Allister who shoots, but Big clampin makes a save with his foot!

  27. 36'

    DickyDog is winning the ball back high up the pitch, which could create counter-attacking opportunities for Liverpool FC.

  28. 34'

    Shot off target by Hermano delchibro

    Hermano delchibro crosses, HUBERTO CARLOS attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.

  29. 31'

    Save by Big clampin

    A powerful strike from forty meters out by D.Szoboszlai, but it goes straight into the arms of Big clampin.

  30. 28'

    Shot off target by Le G

    After a successful one-two, Le G manages to get a shot off, but it sails into the stands. Poor pigeons!

  31. 22'

    A.Robertson and J.Frimpong are really on their game today; their link-up play is perfect.

  32. 21'

    Y. Barka cannot get past Sup Naked and gives the ball away cheaply.

  33. 18'

    Red card for Caillou dur

    The referee calls over Caillou dur and reaches into his pocket... and it is RED!! The referee has just sent off Caillou dur.

  34. 18'

    In a duel with Caillou dur, M.Kerkez goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  35. 16'

    Shot off target by H.Ekitike

    Header from H.Ekitike!!! He outjumps everyone and heads it toward the back post, but misses the target.

  36. 13'

    Shot off target by Y. Barka

    Y. Barka tries his luck from way out. A half-hearted strike that ends up at least fifteen meters wide of the goal.

  37. 9'

    Controlling a high ball on his chest, H.Ekitike pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Gros Beignet Dodu. Pure class.

  38. 3'

    Goal for Liverpool FC! D.Szoboszlai

    D.Szoboszlai and M.Kerkez link up perfectly, a one-two between the pair and D.Szoboszlai, one-on-one with the keeper, slots it home with his instep.

  39. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee is ready, the 22 players are set, and the match can finally begin.

Key stats

Liverpool FC DickyDog
77% Possession 23%
3 Goals 0
7 Shots on target 0
3 Shots off target 2
2 Fouls 7
0 Yellow cards 2
0 Red cards 1
1 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • A.Mac Allister 79'
  • A.Becker 50'
  • D.Szoboszlai 3' M.Kerkez

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

  • 50'(Pen)

Defence

  • 3'53'

Midfield

  • 79'
  • 3'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 73'
  • 50'

Midfield

  • 18'

Attack

Substitutes

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