Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 88'

    Goal for FC Cergy! JC Dusse

    JC Dusse pulls off a stepover, catching the defense off-balance, which gives him space to unleash a majestic strike. The keeper couldn't do anything; he didn't even move.

  2. 79'

    Yellow card for M. ABLINE

    M. ABLINE gets a yellow card; he needs to be careful now, the referee is watching him closely.

  3. 73'

    Yellow card for Benjamin Bost

    Yellow card for Benjamin Bost; if he does that again, it will be a red!

  4. 71'

    Goal for FC Cergy! R. CABELLA

    R. CABELLA advances from the left, commits Rillette Posignol, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.

  5. 58'

    Substitution for FC Cergy

    FC Cergy effectue un remplacement. Kosy prend la place de Leroy Merlin.

  6. 57'

    Goal for FC Cergy! JC Dusse

    M. ABLINE dummies to shoot and squares it to the unmarked JC Dusse, who beats the keeper.

  7. 52'

    Goal for FC Cergy! R. CABELLA

    R. CABELLA dribbles past Olivier Pottier before firing into the top opposite corner, magnificent!!!

  8. 11'

    Goal for FC Cergy! Hugo Boss

    Following a solo run down the right flank, François Perrin draws the keeper out before squaring to Hugo Boss at the back post, who slots it into the empty net.

  9. 5'

    Goal for Tomtom FC! Padel Suiiiilc

    GOAL for Padel Suiiiilc!!! Padel Suiiiilc twists JC Dusse inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

What a total collapse! The match started with a glimmer of hope for Tomtom FC, who managed to snag a goal in the 5th minute as if they actually belonged on the same pitch. It was a cute moment, really, before the reality of their existence set in. FC Cergy, clearly offended by this audacity, woke up from their slumber and decided that Tomtom FC was nothing more than target practice. By the time the final whistle blew, the scoreboard looked less like a football result and more like a phone number for the Tomtom FC manager's resignation hotline. 🤡

The stats paint a hilarious picture of dominance for FC Cergy, who peppered the goal with 7 shots on target and 4 misses, clearly testing the geometry of the stadium. Meanwhile, Tomtom FC managed a pathetic 2 shots on target all night. The disciplinary record was just as comical: both sides picked up a yellow card, likely for the sheer frustration of watching Tomtom FC try to defend. A pathetic performance by the visitors, and a masterclass in "stop playing with your food" by FC Cergy. ⚽

The second half was essentially a funeral for Tomtom FC's dignity. FC Cergy found the back of the net in the 52nd, 57th, 71st, and 88th minutes, turning the pitch into their personal playground. By the 73rd minute, tempers flared with a yellow card for Tomtom FC, followed shortly by one for FC Cergy, but it was too little, too late for the guests. A 5-1 thrashing that confirms one thing: Tomtom FC should probably stick to table football, while FC Cergy continues their march toward glory. Absolute carnage! 🔥

Match details

On 26/09/2026 17:30

Le city (FC Cergy)

60429 spectators

No extra time

Raje
304 pts
24 yrs
D. MACHADO
302 pts
29 yrs
Kosy
246 pts
22 yrs
T. TATI
301 pts
29 yrs
François ...
292 pts
22 yrs
JC Dusse
314 pts
24 yrs
Hugo Boss
317 pts
23 yrs
R. CABELLA
291 pts
28 yrs
M. ABLINE
303 pts
29 yrs
Hujo
304 pts
24 yrs
Yann Dufour
304 pts
27 yrs
Achraf Ou...
265 pts
23 yrs
Bill Clin...
237 pts
30 yrs
Loic Capu...
247 pts
26 yrs
Rillette ...
244 pts
25 yrs
Japtiste ...
247 pts
21 yrs
Olivier P...
237 pts
27 yrs
Corentin ...
237 pts
31 yrs
Denidegro...
244 pts
25 yrs
Benjamin ...
240 pts
30 yrs
Lucas Simon
245 pts
24 yrs
Padel Sui...
236 pts
29 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Full time, the score is 5-1 for FC Cergy.

  2. 88'

    Goal for FC Cergy! JC Dusse

    JC Dusse pulls off a stepover, catching the defense off-balance, which gives him space to unleash a majestic strike. The keeper couldn't do anything; he didn't even move.

  3. 86'

    Yann Dufour accelerates and passes to R. CABELLA, who can't control the ball; it's a throw-in.

  4. 83'

    A wonderful one-two between François Perrin and Hugo Boss takes out three opposing players.

  5. 79'

    Free kick by Lucas Simon

    Lucas Simon strikes it accurately. He aims for the top left corner, but once again, the keeper is alert and makes a clean save from the low-power shot.

  6. 79'

    Yellow card for M. ABLINE

    M. ABLINE gets a yellow card; he needs to be careful now, the referee is watching him closely.

  7. 79'

    M. ABLINE makes no attempt to play the ball there! Olivier Pottier is on the ground. It is a foul.

  8. 73'

    Yellow card for Benjamin Bost

    Yellow card for Benjamin Bost; if he does that again, it will be a red!

  9. 73'

    Benjamin Bost gets dribbled past by R. CABELLA and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  10. 71'

    Goal for FC Cergy! R. CABELLA

    R. CABELLA advances from the left, commits Rillette Posignol, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.

  11. 70'

    Tomtom FC is currently dominating in midfield, pushing FC Cergy back with repeated attacks... but watch out for the counter!

  12. 68'

    Shot on target by Hugo Boss

    That was close! Hugo Boss dances past three defenders before firing a shot that the keeper palms away, unable to hold on.

  13. 63'

    Padel Suiiiilc just tackled D. MACHADO with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  14. 60'

    From a Rillette Posignol cross, the ball reaches Lucas Simon who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.

  15. 58'

    Substitution for FC Cergy

    FC Cergy effectue un remplacement. Kosy prend la place de Leroy Merlin.

  16. 57'

    Goal for FC Cergy! JC Dusse

    M. ABLINE dummies to shoot and squares it to the unmarked JC Dusse, who beats the keeper.

  17. 52'

    Goal for FC Cergy! R. CABELLA

    R. CABELLA dribbles past Olivier Pottier before firing into the top opposite corner, magnificent!!!

  18. 50'

    Denidegrossehess plays a through ball to Padel Suiiiilc but it is too long and goes for a goal kick.

  19. 48'

    Shot off target by JC Dusse

    JC Dusse tries his luck, but the ball is way over the bar! I keep telling you, he should be playing rugby!!!

  20. 47'

    FC Cergy has been playing some attractive football lately, while Tomtom FC is chasing the ball.

  21. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  22. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  23. 42'

    Shot off target by Yann Dufour

    Yann Dufour!!! We all thought it was in, but his shot goes wide of the goal.

  24. 36'

    Japtiste Bouffe and Rillette Posignol execute a beautiful one-two and bring the ball forward.

  25. 33'

    JC Dusse and Olivier Pottier are battling for the ball, and JC Dusse delivers a violent shoulder charge to Olivier Pottier, who goes down. It is a foul.

  26. 31'

    Great cross out to the left from M. ABLINE, but Hugo Boss miscontrols it and the ball goes out for a throw-in.

  27. 27'

    An excellent through ball from Leroy Merlin to M. ABLINE! He bears down on the keeper and it's a goooal!!! Oh no! The flag is up, it's offside.

  28. 25'

    Bill Clinton Mata makes no attempt to play the ball there! T. TATI is on the ground. It is a foul.

  29. 21'

    Shot on target by R. CABELLA

    R. CABELLA races down the right and crosses perfectly for Yann Dufour. Alone at the penalty spot, he heads it down, but the keeper stretches to his left to parry it away with his right hand. What an exceptional save!

  30. 19'

    Shot off target by Hugo Boss

    After a scramble, JC Dusse lays it back to Hugo Boss who shoots wide. What a shame!

  31. 16'

    Tomtom FC has possession but can't find a way through, as FC Cergy is defending the pitch well.

  32. 11'

    Goal for FC Cergy! Hugo Boss

    Following a solo run down the right flank, François Perrin draws the keeper out before squaring to Hugo Boss at the back post, who slots it into the empty net.

  33. 8'

    Benjamin Bost picks up the ball and whips in a great cross... but Japtiste Bouffe is poorly positioned and cannot connect!

  34. 5'

    Goal for Tomtom FC! Padel Suiiiilc

    GOAL for Padel Suiiiilc!!! Padel Suiiiilc twists JC Dusse inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  35. 2'

    Shot off target by JC Dusse

    JC Dusse tries his luck with his left from the edge of the box! Just over the bar!

  36. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for a match that promises to be evenly matched! Even our friend Paul the Octopus couldn't pick a winner.

Key stats

FC Cergy Tomtom FC
69% Possession 31%
5 Goals 1
7 Shots on target 2
4 Shots off target 0
2 Fouls 3
1 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • JC Dusse 88'
  • R. CABELLA 71'
  • JC Dusse 57' M. ABLINE
  • R. CABELLA 52'
  • Hugo Boss 11' François Perrin

Scorers

  • Padel Suiiiilc 5'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 58'
  • 11'

Midfield

  • 88'57'
  • 11'
  • 71'52'

Attack

  • 57'79'

Substitutes

  • 58'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 73'
  • 5'

Substitutes

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