Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 77'

    Goal for FCGloriettes! Philippe Baudiche

    Philippe Baudiche unleashes a sublime strike that hits the bar and goes in. It's a goal!

  2. 73'

    Yellow card for Cedric Elzeard

    Yellow card! Yes, Cedric Elzeard cannot escape that one!

  3. 70'

    Free kick scored by Isaac Joly

    Goaaal! Isaac Joly strikes this free-kick beautifully, Nicolas Sachy didn't even move.

  4. 30'

    Goal for FCGloriettes! Isaac Joly

    Isaac Joly dribbles past Cedric Elzeard before firing into the top opposite corner, magnificent!!!

  5. 26'

    Goal for FCGloriettes! Isaac Joly

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, Isaac Joly pulls off a stepover, beats Edouardo Oliviera, and shoots. Unstoppable!

  6. 17'

    Red card for Lo Maige

    And it is a red card for Lo Maige!!

  7. 12'

    Goal for FCGloriettes! Toto Rigo

    Slapstick goal! Toto Rigo's shot hits the left post and bounces off Nicolas Sachy's head. The ball ends up in the back of the net.

  8. 5'

    Goal for FCGloriettes! Zuni

    Zuni advances from the left, commits Ryta, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a public service announcement on why some teams should perhaps consider taking up knitting instead of professional sport. FCGloriettes absolutely dismantled CSSA FC in a brutal 0-6 masterclass, proving that even when you decide to handicap yourself with a red card in the 17th minute, you can still treat your opponent like a training cone. While FCGloriettes racked up seven shots on target and a clinical scoreline, CSSA FC managed the miraculous feat of recording zero shots—not a single one—over the entire ninety minutes. It takes a special kind of talent to be that invisible on your own home turf. 🤡

The carnage began early, with FCGloriettes finding the back of the net in the 5th, 12th, 26th, and 30th minutes, leaving the CSSA FC defense looking like they were participating in a slow-motion interpretive dance. Even after their player was sent off, FCGloriettes didn't blink, continuing to toy with their prey. By the time the 70th-minute free-kick sailed into the goal, the CSSA FC players seemed more interested in collecting fouls and a yellow card than actually contesting the ball. The final goal in the 77th minute was simply the cherry on top of a truly pathetic sundae for the hosts.

If CSSA FC was aiming to redefine the word "abysmal," they have officially succeeded. Their tactical contribution was limited to three measly fouls and a yellow card, a performance so underwhelming it makes Sunday league teams look like Champions League contenders. Meanwhile, FCGloriettes can walk home with their heads held high, knowing they could have spent the second half eating sandwiches on the pitch and likely would have still kept a clean sheet. A dark day for CSSA FC, and a hilarious one for the rest of us. 🔥

Match details

On 24/09/2026 20:30

stade Louis Dugauguez (CSSA FC)

27792 spectators

No extra time

Nicolas S...
232 pts
28 yrs
Jean Loui...
199 pts
26 yrs
Edouardo ...
202 pts
30 yrs
Cedric El...
202 pts
29 yrs
Luis Satorra
215 pts
32 yrs
Pierre De...
226 pts
27 yrs
Ryta
170 pts
22 yrs
Hypolite ...
197 pts
30 yrs
Olivier Q...
196 pts
27 yrs
Pious Ndiefi
205 pts
30 yrs
Alex Dirocco
196 pts
26 yrs
Frantz Mo...
280 pts
24 yrs
Damien Zouk
279 pts
23 yrs
Didier Ma...
277 pts
24 yrs
Renaud Pe...
278 pts
24 yrs
Philippe ...
279 pts
27 yrs
Isaac Joly
279 pts
30 yrs
Zuni
279 pts
22 yrs
Mathis Le...
279 pts
22 yrs
Tonio Da ...
280 pts
24 yrs
Lo Maige
280 pts
23 yrs
Toto Rigo
280 pts
24 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    A great win for FCGloriettes over CSSA FC; they had to work for it!

  2. 88'

    FCGloriettes's central defense is rock solid, CSSA FC are looking for a way to break them down.

  3. 84'

    Isaac Joly goes down in the box under pressure from Pierre Deblock. The referee waves play on.

  4. 78'

    Shot off target by Toto Rigo

    Isaac Joly finds Toto Rigo with a cross-field ball, who controls it with a lovely chest trap and tries a volley. The ball sails into the stands!

  5. 77'

    Goal for FCGloriettes! Philippe Baudiche

    Philippe Baudiche unleashes a sublime strike that hits the bar and goes in. It's a goal!

  6. 73'

    Yellow card for Cedric Elzeard

    Yellow card! Yes, Cedric Elzeard cannot escape that one!

  7. 73'

    What a horror tackle! Cedric Elzeard drives his studs into Philippe Baudiche's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  8. 70'

    Free kick scored by Isaac Joly

    Goaaal! Isaac Joly strikes this free-kick beautifully, Nicolas Sachy didn't even move.

  9. 70'

    Cedric Elzeard puts in a heavy tackle on Tonio Da Silva during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  10. 64'

    FCGloriettes are completely dominating; the ball just won't leave CSSA FC's half.

  11. 62'

    A surging run from Philippe Baudiche looking for a one-two with Isaac Joly, but the latter is blocked.

  12. 60'

    Shot off target by Philippe Baudiche

    Philippe Baudiche picks up the ball 30 meters out in the center, doesn't hesitate, and fires with all his might, but it's over the bar.

  13. 55'

    Free kick by Isaac Joly

    A floating free kick from Isaac Joly that Nicolas Sachy manages to punch away for a corner.

  14. 55'

    Following a nice piece of skill from Tonio Da Silva, Hypolite Dangbeto can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  15. 49'

    Zuni finds plenty of space down the left. He crosses to Philippe Baudiche, who controls with a spin and beats the keeper at the second attempt. But he is flagged offside. Replays confirm it was the right call.

  16. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe CSSA FC va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  17. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 4 buts à 0 pour FCGloriettes.

  18. 41'

    Shot off target by Toto Rigo

    Toto Rigo tries his luck from 35 meters out, but it flies way over. That would have been 3 points in rugby!

  19. 38'

    Pious Ndiefi plays a through ball to Luis Satorra but it is too long and goes for a goal kick.

  20. 34'

    Shot off target by Mathis Lecomte

    A real masterclass from Mathis Lecomte, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but Tonio Da Silva, despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!

  21. 30'

    Goal for FCGloriettes! Isaac Joly

    Isaac Joly dribbles past Cedric Elzeard before firing into the top opposite corner, magnificent!!!

  22. 26'

    Goal for FCGloriettes! Isaac Joly

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, Isaac Joly pulls off a stepover, beats Edouardo Oliviera, and shoots. Unstoppable!

  23. 22'

    Renaud Perrot and Damien Zouk have a misunderstanding, and the opposition recovers the ball.

  24. 19'

    A lightning-fast counter-attack led by Hypolite Dangbeto, who chooses to go alone... What a waste, Jean Loui Montero was completely unmarked!

  25. 17'

    Red card for Lo Maige

    And it is a red card for Lo Maige!!

  26. 16'

    Lo Maige commits a deliberate obstruction on Pierre Deblock. Watch out!

  27. 12'

    Goal for FCGloriettes! Toto Rigo

    Slapstick goal! Toto Rigo's shot hits the left post and bounces off Nicolas Sachy's head. The ball ends up in the back of the net.

  28. 9'

    Shot off target by Tonio Da Silva

    Tonio Da Silva has a bit of space. He moves forward and shoots from 30 meters. Way wide. Too bad!

  29. 7'

    Damien Zouk finds plenty of space down the left. He crosses to Lo Maige, who controls with a spin and beats the keeper at the second attempt. But he is flagged offside. Replays confirm it was the right call.

  30. 5'

    Goal for FCGloriettes! Zuni

    Zuni advances from the left, commits Ryta, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.

  31. 1'

    Damien Zouk and Didier Maisonette are linking up perfectly today; they are building some exceptional play together!

  32. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee is ready, the 22 players are set, and the match can finally begin.

Key stats

CSSA FC FCGloriettes
24% Possession 76%
0 Goals 6
0 Shots on target 7
0 Shots off target 5
3 Fouls 1
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 1
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Philippe Baudiche 77'
  • Isaac Joly 70'
  • Isaac Joly 30'
  • Isaac Joly 26'
  • Toto Rigo 12'
  • Zuni 5'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 73'

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 77'

Midfield

  • 70'30'26'
  • 5'

Attack

  • 17'
  • 12'

Substitutes

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