Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 88'

    Yellow card for Malaga

    And yes, Malaga picks up a well-deserved yellow card!

  2. 84'

    Kike goes down injured

    Kike is hurt after that challenge, he needs to come off!

  3. 75'

    Goal for Naoned Is Back! Oukile

    Oukile advances from the left, commits Maître Lunettier, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.

  4. 36'

    Yellow card for Maître Lunettier

    And yes, Maître Lunettier picks up a well-deserved yellow card!

  5. 20'

    Goal for Naoned Is Back! Kike

    Corner taken by Oukile, and Kike buries it with a stunning bicycle kick.

  6. 3'

    Goal for Naoned Is Back! O lala

    GOAL!! From a mid-height cross by Cyko, O lala hits a magnificent right-footed volley. The keeper didn't even move!

What a total mismatch! Naoned Is Back treated the pitch like their personal playground today, leaving Darkrozh FC chasing ghosts for ninety agonizing minutes. The carnage began as early as the 3rd minute, setting the tone for a brutal 3-0 victory. While Naoned Is Back unleashed a barrage of 6 shots on target, Darkrozh FC proved to be statistically invisible, failing to record a single shot—on or off target—the entire game. It wasn't football; it was a glorified training session where one side forgot to bring their boots and the other brought a wrecking ball. ⚽

The misery for Darkrozh FC didn't stop at their complete lack of offensive ambition. Frustrated by their own incompetence, they resorted to hacking at ankles, picking up two yellow cards in the process. Even when Naoned Is Back doubled their lead via a sharp corner in the 20th minute and sealed the deal with a third goal in the 75th, the visitors could only respond with clumsy fouls. The only glimmer of drama for the hosts was a late-game injury in the 84th minute, a small price to pay for such a dominant display of superiority.

By the time the final whistle blew, Darkrozh FC looked like they were ready to retire from the sport entirely, having spent most of the second half just trying to avoid further embarrassment. Naoned Is Back walked away with the win, the clean sheet, and the pride of knowing they didn't even need to break a sweat to dismantle their opponents. If this is what Darkrozh FC calls professional football, they might want to consider switching to checkers. Absolutely ruthless performance! 🤡

Match details

On 24/09/2026 06:30

Yellow Park (Naoned Is Back)

57019 spectators

No extra time

Hyxo
324 pts
23 yrs
Fyxa
261 pts
21 yrs
Coteo
309 pts
22 yrs
Nirapaplu...
303 pts
21 yrs
Piston
337 pts
27 yrs
Kike
302 pts
20 yrs
O lala
308 pts
24 yrs
Oukile
304 pts
24 yrs
El Maetro
321 pts
30 yrs
Tity
341 pts
27 yrs
Cyko
295 pts
24 yrs
Jean bon
237 pts
26 yrs
Tartufo
231 pts
33 yrs
Maître Lu...
229 pts
24 yrs
JoanTheYoung
236 pts
28 yrs
FoutouSau...
242 pts
23 yrs
Muscle co...
238 pts
29 yrs
Malaga
240 pts
29 yrs
Rocamadour
257 pts
30 yrs
Gwen
238 pts
34 yrs
Ford C-MAX
237 pts
27 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Naoned Is Back win 3-0 against Darkrozh FC to a standing ovation from the crowd!

  2. 88'

    Yellow card for Malaga

    And yes, Malaga picks up a well-deserved yellow card!

  3. 88'

    Malaga makes no attempt to play the ball there! Tity is on the ground. It is a foul.

  4. 87'

    Shot off target by Tity

    Tity recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!

  5. 84'

    Kike goes down injured

    Kike is hurt after that challenge, he needs to come off!

  6. 84'

    Ford C-MAX attempts a tough tackle on Kike but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  7. 80'

    Shot off target by Kike

    Off the post for Kike! Through on goal, he beats the keeper but hits the woodwork!

  8. 75'

    Goal for Naoned Is Back! Oukile

    Oukile advances from the left, commits Maître Lunettier, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.

  9. 70'

    Naoned Is Back and Darkrozh FC are struggling to find solutions, and the match is losing intensity.

  10. 68'

    Naoned Is Back is moving the ball around well. Darkrozh FC is completely disorganized and cannot win the ball back.

  11. 64'

    Shot off target by El Maetro

    Nice one-two between El Maetro and Tity... El Maetro tries his luck but completely shanks it.

  12. 60'

    It is all one-way traffic right now! Darkrozh FC has the ball, but can Naoned Is Back hold off this attack?

  13. 57'

    Piston starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Muscle consistant, who commits a very bad foul.

  14. 53'

    Shot on target by Tity

    From a cross on the right, O lala squares it to Tity inside the box, but his effort is pushed away by the keeper.

  15. 52'

    Big chance for Maître Lunettier, who beats the keeper but is denied by the last-ditch effort of El Maetro. What a shame!

  16. 49'

    Shot on target by Tity

    A long pass from Tity finds O lala, who hits a right-footed shot that the keeper gathers comfortably.

  17. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Darkrozh FC va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  18. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour Naoned Is Back.

  19. 41'

    Naoned Is Back is dropping back as Darkrozh FC looks increasingly dangerous.

  20. 36'

    Yellow card for Maître Lunettier

    And yes, Maître Lunettier picks up a well-deserved yellow card!

  21. 35'

    Maître Lunettier is late on Kike, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

  22. 30'

    Cyko attempts a tough tackle on Ford C-MAX but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  23. 24'

    Shot off target by Oukile

    Oh my, what a strike from Oukile, but it just goes over the bar. Unlucky!

  24. 20'

    Goal for Naoned Is Back! Kike

    Corner taken by Oukile, and Kike buries it with a stunning bicycle kick.

  25. 14'

    Coteo runs himself into a dead end on the right flank and is easily dispossessed by FoutouSauceGraine.

  26. 11'

    Save by Jean bon

    A beautiful strike from El Maetro headed for the top corner, but Jean bon tips it onto the crossbar. What a chance!!

  27. 6'

    What a move! After a dazzling dribbling display, Ford C-MAX plays a through ball to Rocamadour, who misses his touch in front of goal... What a shame!

  28. 3'

    Goal for Naoned Is Back! O lala

    GOAL!! From a mid-height cross by Cyko, O lala hits a magnificent right-footed volley. The keeper didn't even move!

  29. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle to start the match; a great game surely awaits us!

Key stats

Naoned Is Back Darkrozh FC
73% Possession 27%
3 Goals 0
6 Shots on target 0
4 Shots off target 0
1 Fouls 4
0 Yellow cards 2
0 Red cards 0
1 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Oukile 75'
  • Kike 20' Oukile
  • O lala 3' Cyko

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 20'84'
  • 3'
  • 75'20'

Attack

  • 3'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 36'

Midfield

  • 88'

Attack

Substitutes

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