BKR OSC vs DUR A QUEER - Match report

Championship

Full time

BKR OSC

1-3

HT: 0 - 3

DUR A QUEER

Key moments

60'

Penalty converted by Cyprien Joly

Cyprien Joly steps up, shoots, and places the ball into the bottom right corner; the keeper couldn't do a thing.
35'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! ROI SORCIER GANGB

A powerful strike from ROI SORCIER GANGB that is unfortunately deflected by Eden Picard, beating his own keeper.
29'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! LEGLAS

A long through ball finds LEGLAS, who outpaces Lucas Morel and slots it past the keeper!
8'

Free kick scored by ARABURNE

Yes! A superb free kick from ARABURNE, his 25-meter strike finds the top right corner, what a goal!

Match editorial

BKR OSC EMBARRASSED AS DUR A QUEER TURNS THE PITCH INTO A SHOOTING GALLERY

What a total humiliation for BKR OSC! If you were looking for a masterclass in how to do absolutely nothing for ninety minutes, look no further. With a pathetic single shot on target throughout the entire match, they played like a group of tourists who accidentally wandered onto the pitch while looking for the nearest café. Their strategy seemed to consist entirely of committing four pointless fouls just to remind the referee that they were physically present, though their spirit was clearly left in the dressing room. 🤡

On the other side, DUR A QUEER treated this match like a leisurely Sunday morning target practice. By unleashing 14 shots in total, they turned the opposing goalkeeper into a human pinball machine. The scoring started early with a clinical free kick in the 8th minute, setting the tone for a dominant display of offensive pressure. By the 35th minute, the game was effectively over, leaving DUR A QUEER to spend the second half experimenting with their aim—which, granted, was about as accurate as a blindfolded archer, but it hardly mattered when the opposition was this lifeless.

The only glimmer of hope for BKR OSC came in the 60th minute when a generous penalty allowed them to finally find the back of the net, saving them from the total ignominy of a clean-sheet shutout. It was a brief moment of joy in an otherwise miserable afternoon. As the clock ticked down, DUR A QUEER continued to fire shots wide, seemingly bored by the lack of resistance. The 1-3 final scoreline is actually quite flattering for BKR OSC, who are lucky they didn't finish the day with a double-digit deficit. Absolute scenes of dominance! 🔥

Head-to-head

Match details

On 23/09/2026 14:30

Le Stade la (BKR OSC)

4454 spectators

No extra time

Louis Perrin

148 pts

22 yrs

Lucas Morel

149 pts

28 yrs

Amaury Joly

141 pts

27 yrs

Eden Picard

143 pts

22 yrs

Cyprien G...

147 pts

23 yrs

Cyprien Joly

146 pts

24 yrs

Vincent Roy

143 pts

26 yrs

Jérémy Caron

143 pts

24 yrs

Quentin G...

148 pts

24 yrs

Kylian Blanc

146 pts

26 yrs

Gautier B...

142 pts

23 yrs

GWEENLI

226 pts

21 yrs

FAGRAMIR

225 pts

21 yrs

LURTZ LE ...

221 pts

20 yrs

MIA LANGU...

223 pts

22 yrs

PENETHOR

232 pts

19 yrs

ROI SORCI...

224 pts

25 yrs

EOMERD

219 pts

20 yrs

ARGONADE

231 pts

20 yrs

ARABURNE

231 pts

22 yrs

Keko

223 pts

20 yrs

LEGLAS

217 pts

22 yrs

Match commentary

90'

Full time!

It is all over! What a match! Ending in a win for DUR A QUEER over BKR OSC!
90'

Lucas Morel just tackled FAGRAMIR with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!
87'

Shot off target by PENETHOR

PENETHOR picks up the ball 30 meters out in the center, doesn't hesitate, and fires with all his might, but it's over the bar.
84'

Cyprien Guerin gets dribbled past by FAGRAMIR and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!
81'

Shot off target by ROI SORCIER GANGB

Great solo effort from ROI SORCIER GANGB, cutting inside from the left and firing a powerful shot into the side netting!
77'

Save by Louis Perrin

ARABURNE is not closed down and tries his luck, but his shot lacks power. With shots like that, Louis Perrin could play until he is 90.
74'

Free kick by ARABURNE

A floating free kick from ARABURNE that Louis Perrin manages to punch away for a corner.
74'

Kylian Blanc commits a heavy foul, tackling GWEENLI from behind with both feet off the ground.
71'

Keko thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined Vincent Roy.
66'

Gautier Bonnet finds plenty of space down the left. He crosses to Vincent Roy, who controls with a spin and beats the keeper at the second attempt. But he is flagged offside. Replays confirm it was the right call.
65'

Shot on target by Keko

Keko passes to LEGLAS, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.
62'

Shot off target by LEGLAS

LEGLAS skins two players and hits the post from thirty-five meters out!!
60'

Penalty converted by Cyprien Joly

Cyprien Joly steps up, shoots, and places the ball into the bottom right corner; the keeper couldn't do a thing.
60'

Penalty to BKR OSC

PENALTY!!!! All the players are surrounding the referee, but he points to the spot... Cyprien Joly is stepping up.
60'

Keko gets dribbled past by Amaury Joly and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!
57'

DUR A QUEER can no longer build up play or string two passes together! This is down to the excellent high press from BKR OSC!
51'

Shot off target by ARGONADE

A real masterclass from ARGONADE, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but EOMERD, despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe BKR OSC va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour DUR A QUEER.
39'

ARABURNE cuts through the defense on the right and fires in a low cross, which Vincent Roy manages to scramble away for a corner.
37'

DUR A QUEER is giving the ball away far too much in midfield and cannot string any passes together.
35'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! ROI SORCIER GANGB

A powerful strike from ROI SORCIER GANGB that is unfortunately deflected by Eden Picard, beating his own keeper.
29'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! LEGLAS

A long through ball finds LEGLAS, who outpaces Lucas Morel and slots it past the keeper!
26'

Shot off target by PENETHOR

After a successful one-two, PENETHOR manages to get a shot off, but it sails into the stands. Poor pigeons!
24'

Shot off target by LEGLAS

LEGLAS beats two defenders and feeds ROI SORCIER GANGB, who attempts a curling shot. The ball kisses the right post.
20'

Save by Louis Perrin

That helps a keeper! Louis Perrin wins his duel against EOMERD, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.
14'

DUR A QUEER is passing the ball around, with BKR OSC trying to win it back.
9'

Lucas Morel looks for Cyprien Joly in behind the defense, but Cyprien Joly cannot control the ball properly.
8'

Free kick scored by ARABURNE

Yes! A superb free kick from ARABURNE, his 25-meter strike finds the top right corner, what a goal!
7'

Cyprien Guerin stamps on FAGRAMIR, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!
6'

EOMERD pulls off a beautiful chest-trap into the path of ROI SORCIER GANGB. We would love to see that kind of skill more often!
2'

Shot off target by LEGLAS

LEGLAS beats two defenders and feeds ARGONADE, who attempts a curling shot. The ball kisses the right post.
0'

Kick-off

And we are off for this massive clash between BKR OSC and DUR A QUEER!

Key stats

BKR OSC DUR A QUEER

23% Possession 77%

1 Goals 3

1 Shots on target 7

0 Shots off target 7

4 Fouls 1

0 Yellow cards 0

0 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

Cyprien Joly 60'

Scorers

ROI SORCIER GANGB 35'
LEGLAS 29'
ARABURNE 8'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

60'(Pen)

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

35'

Attack

8'
29'

Substitutes

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