Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 81'

    Substitution for FC Merluchon

    FC Merluchon effectue un remplacement. Javier Pastore prend la place de Pablo Pagis.

  2. 64'

    Goal for Miroow! Nicos

    From 30 meters out, Nicos rockets a missile straight into the top corner, leaving Fabien Audard with no chance.

  3. 59'

    Goal for FC Merluchon! Patrice Loko

    Patrice Loko looks for a passing option, finds none, so he shoots and beats Risi with a clean 30-meter strike. Incredible!

  4. 20'

    Substitution for FC Merluchon

    FC Merluchon effectue un remplacement. Pablo Pagis prend la place de J-V Makengo.

  5. 10'

    Goal for FC Merluchon! Fabrice Abriel

    Patrice Loko plays a superb through ball to Fabrice Abriel, who slots it into the far corner with the outside of his boot.

What a masterclass in mediocrity we witnessed today! The match between Miroow and FC Merluchon was less of a football game and more of a slapstick routine performed on grass. It all started with a bizarre sequence in the 5th minute: a clumsy foul by FC Merluchon handed Miroow a golden opportunity on a silver platter, only for them to promptly choke on it by missing the penalty. It was a sign of things to come, as both teams seemed to have calibrated their boots to aim for the parking lot rather than the goal, with a staggering ten off-target shots combined. 🤡

The deadlock was finally broken in the 10th minute when FC Merluchon managed to stumble into a goal, proving that even a broken clock is right twice a day. As the match dragged on, Miroow continued to spray the ball everywhere except the back of the net, while FC Merluchon committed fouls like they were collecting loyalty points. By the 59th minute, the visitors doubled their lead, leaving the home crowd in a state of collective depression as they watched their team struggle to string two passes together.

Miroow finally found their rhythm in the 64th minute with a desperate goal, but it was too little, too late. Despite a late flurry of activity and a lonely shot on target in the 79th minute, they couldn't undo the damage. FC Merluchon walks away with a 1-2 victory that was far more fortunate than skillful. If this is the peak of our local league, I might consider taking up knitting instead of reporting on this circus. Better luck next time, though I wouldn't bet on it! ⚽

Match details

On 23/09/2026 12:30

CS NEUVILLE (Miroow)

7842 spectators

No extra time

Risi
173 pts
18 yrs
Ben-J
200 pts
27 yrs
Vabo
172 pts
18 yrs
Thomas
198 pts
27 yrs
Terry
200 pts
27 yrs
Marty
198 pts
26 yrs
Titi
199 pts
25 yrs
Klaus
200 pts
29 yrs
Furi
171 pts
19 yrs
Nicos
200 pts
25 yrs
Daniel
200 pts
27 yrs
Fabien Au...
195 pts
18 yrs
Arsène Ko...
196 pts
22 yrs
Michaël C...
188 pts
18 yrs
Montassar...
225 pts
19 yrs
Srdjan Ku...
187 pts
18 yrs
Raphaël G...
189 pts
18 yrs
Laurent A...
195 pts
19 yrs
Fabrice A...
200 pts
28 yrs
Javier Pa...
250 pts
26 yrs
Patrice Loko
211 pts
18 yrs
Kevin Gam...
193 pts
17 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    What a match! We witnessed an incredible duel between these two teams.

  2. 88'

    Shot off target by Fabrice Abriel

    Pass from Fabrice Abriel to Kevin Gameiro, who completely slices his shot!!!

  3. 84'

    Shot off target by Klaus

    Marty finds Klaus with a cross-field ball, who controls it with a lovely chest trap and tries a volley. The ball sails into the stands!

  4. 81'

    Tactical change — FC Merluchon

    FC Merluchon modifie sa stratégie.

  5. 81'

    Substitution for FC Merluchon

    FC Merluchon effectue un remplacement. Javier Pastore prend la place de Pablo Pagis.

  6. 79'

    Shot on target by Furi

    A cross from Marty finds Furi, who goes for a header. No trouble for the keeper.

  7. 74'

    Miroow is winning the ball back high up the pitch, which could create counter-attacking opportunities for FC Merluchon.

  8. 72'

    Shot off target by Kevin Gameiro

    A real masterclass from Kevin Gameiro, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but Srdjan Kuzmic, despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!

  9. 66'

    Miscommunication between Fabrice Abriel and Arsène Kouassi when there was a great chance to be had...

  10. 64'

    Goal for Miroow! Nicos

    From 30 meters out, Nicos rockets a missile straight into the top corner, leaving Fabien Audard with no chance.

  11. 59'

    Goal for FC Merluchon! Patrice Loko

    Patrice Loko looks for a passing option, finds none, so he shoots and beats Risi with a clean 30-meter strike. Incredible!

  12. 56'

    It is all one-way traffic right now! Miroow has the ball, but can FC Merluchon hold off this attack?

  13. 54'

    Shot off target by Nicos

    Strike from Nicos that goes just over the crossbar; the keeper can breathe a sigh of relief.

  14. 53'

    Shot off target by Srdjan Kuzmic

    Off the post for Srdjan Kuzmic! Through on goal, he beats the keeper but hits the woodwork!

  15. 47'

    Great link-up play between Laurent Abergel and Arsène Kouassi; it comes to nothing, but what chemistry!

  16. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Miroow va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  17. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour FC Merluchon.

  18. 41'

    Shot off target by Patrice Loko

    Patrice Loko attempts a cross-shot from 25 meters, but the ball goes wide.

  19. 39'

    What a horror tackle! Furi drives his studs into Montassar Talbi's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  20. 34'

    Down the left flank, Vabo plays it through to Titi, who sends a cross into the box but it is blocked by a defender.

  21. 31'

    Shot off target by Daniel

    Furi finds Daniel first-time, who attempts an impulsive bicycle kick, but it's well off target!

  22. 28'

    Shot off target by Patrice Loko

    A real masterclass from Patrice Loko, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but Srdjan Kuzmic, despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!

  23. 23'

    Shot off target by Marty

    Oh my, what a strike from Marty, but it just goes over the bar. Unlucky!

  24. 20'

    Substitution for FC Merluchon

    FC Merluchon effectue un remplacement. Pablo Pagis prend la place de J-V Makengo.

  25. 18'

    After an aerial duel, Michaël Ciani delivers a violent elbow to the face of Furi, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  26. 13'

    Shot off target by Furi

    Furi crosses, Nicos attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.

  27. 10'

    Goal for FC Merluchon! Fabrice Abriel

    Patrice Loko plays a superb through ball to Fabrice Abriel, who slots it into the far corner with the outside of his boot.

  28. 9'

    Kevin Gameiro finds plenty of space down the left. He crosses to J-V Makengo, who controls with a spin and beats the keeper at the second attempt. But he is flagged offside. Replays confirm it was the right call.

  29. 5'

    Penalty missed by Nicos

    Nicos runs up and his shot is off target! Fabien Audard didn't have to do a thing.

  30. 5'

    Penalty to Miroow

    The referee points to the penalty spot! It looked like the foul was outside the box! Regardless, Nicos has already placed the ball and is preparing to shoot.

  31. 5'

    The tackle by Fabien Audard on Nicos is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  32. 3'

    Titi tries to nutmeg Fabrice Abriel, who isn't fooled and is able to clear the ball calmly.

  33. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee kicks things off under torrential rain.

Key stats

Miroow FC Merluchon
49% Possession 51%
1 Goals 2
2 Shots on target 2
5 Shots off target 5
1 Fouls 2
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Nicos 64'

Scorers

  • Patrice Loko 59'
  • Fabrice Abriel 10' Patrice Loko

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 64'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 10'
  • 81'

Attack

  • 59'10'

Substitutes

  • 81'20'
  • 20'

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