Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 90'

    Free kick scored by Relu

    Relu takes a few steps back and strikes; his powerful, pinpoint shot finds the top corner of David Bonnet's goal.

  2. 90'

    Yellow card for Léandre Brun

    The referee reaches for his pocket for this minor foul and it's the red... no, the referee made a mistake pulling that card, he apologizes, it's just a yellow!

  3. 87'

    Slimani goes down injured

    Slimani only gets up after several long seconds; he appears to be suffering from a calf injury.

  4. 84'

    Goal for Belgian Red Devils! J. Cruyff

    J. Cruyff scuffs his shot but quickly recovers to lob Huma, who had already gone to ground. A comical goal!

  5. 13'

    Goal for Belgian Red Devils! Thomas Marchand

    J. Cruyff starts from midfield and sends a right-footed cross finding Thomas Marchand, who powers a header into the back of the net!!!

  6. 3'

    Didier Roche goes down injured

    Didier Roche is in pain and signaling to the bench, he looks set to come off.

What a glorious, messy, and utterly baffling display of football we witnessed! The Belgian Red Devils managed to scrape a 2-1 victory over AS Narbonne 87, despite looking like they were playing while wearing blindfolds for most of the match. While the Belgian Red Devils celebrated their two goals, one must wonder if they were actually trying to win or just conducting a social experiment on how many fouls one team can commit in ninety minutes. With 6 fouls and a yellow card to show for their "tactical" genius, they treated the pitch more like a wrestling ring than a football stadium. 🤡

Meanwhile, AS Narbonne 87 must be wondering which ancient deity they offended. They dominated the stats with 4 shots on target and 5 wayward efforts that seemed destined for the parking lot, yet they couldn't find the net until a last-minute consolation free-kick. It was a classic case of "all the possession, none of the finish." Both teams left the field with a casualty, proving that this match was less about skill and more about sheer survival in the face of questionable officiating and even more questionable shooting accuracy. 🤕

Ultimately, the Belgian Red Devils walked away with the points, though they barely deserved the bus ride home. The AS Narbonne 87 squad will undoubtedly spend the week re-watching their missed opportunities in the dark, contemplating why they couldn't punish a team that spent half the game committing fouls. It was a dramatic, gritty, and frankly ridiculous performance—exactly the kind of nonsense we love here at Foot-Land. Same time next week for more top-tier disasters?

Match details

On 18/09/2026 11:30

Hell Stadium (Belgian Red Devils)

400 spectators

No extra time

David Bonnet
150 pts
23 yrs
Aaron Lem...
139 pts
23 yrs
Louis Fon...
131 pts
25 yrs
Bastien G...
187 pts
24 yrs
J. Gvardiol
179 pts
27 yrs
Léandre Brun
142 pts
26 yrs
Matheo Le...
144 pts
23 yrs
Stéphane ...
136 pts
22 yrs
Thomas Ma...
144 pts
22 yrs
J. Cruyff
182 pts
22 yrs
Slimani
185 pts
27 yrs
Huma
167 pts
18 yrs
Tahi
165 pts
19 yrs
Joseph Le...
213 pts
27 yrs
Hohi
166 pts
19 yrs
Baky
207 pts
20 yrs
Joueur15
208 pts
27 yrs
Fernando ...
228 pts
26 yrs
Lebe
234 pts
21 yrs
Relu
201 pts
20 yrs
Didier Roche
195 pts
30 yrs
Roda
198 pts
20 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Belgian Red Devils fans can be proud, as their players gave everything to beat a valiant AS Narbonne 87 side.

  2. 90'

    Free kick scored by Relu

    Relu takes a few steps back and strikes; his powerful, pinpoint shot finds the top corner of David Bonnet's goal.

  3. 90'

    Yellow card for Léandre Brun

    The referee reaches for his pocket for this minor foul and it's the red... no, the referee made a mistake pulling that card, he apologizes, it's just a yellow!

  4. 89'

    Hard tackle by Léandre Brun on Roda, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  5. 87'

    Slimani goes down injured

    Slimani only gets up after several long seconds; he appears to be suffering from a calf injury.

  6. 86'

    Lebe attempts a tough tackle on Slimani but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  7. 84'

    Goal for Belgian Red Devils! J. Cruyff

    J. Cruyff scuffs his shot but quickly recovers to lob Huma, who had already gone to ground. A comical goal!

  8. 83'

    AS Narbonne 87 is barely seeing the ball as Belgian Red Devils dominates possession with some fine play, much to the delight of the Belgian Red Devils fans, who have started a Mexican wave.

  9. 77'

    Free kick by Relu

    Relu slips as he strikes the ball, sending it flying into the stands.

  10. 77'

    Matheo Lemaire catches Hohi's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  11. 76'

    Counter-attack led by Didier Roche, a great opportunity, he passes to Joueur15 open on the wing, but it's just out of reach and goes out for a throw-in.

  12. 72'

    Belgian Red Devils are really struggling to get a foothold in the game; AS Narbonne 87 are pressing as soon as their opponents have the ball.

  13. 69'

    Save by David Bonnet

    Didier Roche is one-on-one with David Bonnet but completely fluffs the chip! What a lack of composure.

  14. 67'

    Counter-attack led by Fernando Reyes, a great opportunity, he passes to Hohi open on the wing, but it's just out of reach and goes out for a throw-in.

  15. 63'

    Fernando Reyes is on the edge of offside as he receives a superb pass from Didier Roche, but he was indeed offside...

  16. 60'

    Shot off target by Relu

    Didier Roche sprints down the touchline and crosses to Relu! He gets a touch on it but it hits the side netting, what a shame!

  17. 55'

    Hohi is on fire, performing a brilliant roulette to beat his marker, J. Gvardiol.

  18. 51'

    Free kick by Relu

    Relu strikes the free kick with power, but it goes straight to the keeper who gathers it at the second attempt.

  19. 51'

    Hohi starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Matheo Lemaire, who commits a very bad foul.

  20. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe AS Narbonne 87 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  21. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour Belgian Red Devils.

  22. 43'

    Down the left flank, Stéphane Vincent plays it through to Slimani, who sends a cross into the box but it is blocked by a defender.

  23. 41'

    AS Narbonne 87 has been playing some attractive football lately, while Belgian Red Devils is chasing the ball.

  24. 36'

    Hard tackle by Aaron Lemaire on Didier Roche, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  25. 30'

    Save by David Bonnet

    The powerful 20-meter strike from Joueur15 is punched away by David Bonnet.

  26. 26'

    Shot off target by Joueur15

    Breaking down the right wing, Joueur15 spots the keeper off his line. He goes for it, but finds the side netting. What a pity!

  27. 24'

    Shot off target by Baky

    Nice one-two between Baky and Fernando Reyes, but Fernando Reyes shoots wide!

  28. 21'

    Shot off target by Relu

    Relu is through on goal after a superb pass from Lebe, but he chips it too much and it goes over. Everyone thought that was in!

  29. 20'

    Louis Fontaine is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Relu's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  30. 18'

    Great pressing from Belgian Red Devils. AS Narbonne 87 is struggling to play properly.

  31. 13'

    Goal for Belgian Red Devils! Thomas Marchand

    J. Cruyff starts from midfield and sends a right-footed cross finding Thomas Marchand, who powers a header into the back of the net!!!

  32. 10'

    Free kick by Slimani

    Dangerous free kick centrally taken by Slimani, he shoots but the ball sails into the stands... What a pity.

  33. 10'

    Baky manages to dribble past Slimani, who catches up. Baky slaps his opponent! Foul!

  34. 8'

    Shot on target by Thomas Marchand

    J. Gvardiol dinks the ball over the defense, Thomas Marchand hits a powerful half-volley straight into the arms of the well-positioned keeper!

  35. 3'

    Didier Roche goes down injured

    Didier Roche is in pain and signaling to the bench, he looks set to come off.

  36. 3'

    A shirt pull by Aaron Lemaire; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  37. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for a match that promises plenty of surprises! This game will feature Belgian Red Devils against AS Narbonne 87.

Key stats

Belgian Red Devils AS Narbonne 87
32% Possession 68%
2 Goals 1
3 Shots on target 4
1 Shots off target 5
6 Fouls 2
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
1 Injuries 1

Scorers

  • J. Cruyff 84'
  • Thomas Marchand 13' J. Cruyff

Scorers

  • Relu 90'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 90'
  • 13'

Attack

  • 84'13'
  • 87'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 90'
  • 3'

Substitutes

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