Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 81'

    Goal for FC Trélazé! Marine Delplace

    Remy Cabella hits a beautiful crossfield pass to Marine Delplace, who controls it, flicks it up, and buries an incredible volley into the top corner! Magnificent.

  2. 80'

    Goal for Lapin01! Nicolas Jouve

    What a goal! Malo Garnier pulls the ball back for Nicolas Jouve, who fires a missile that the keeper can only watch sail past!

  3. 34'

    Yellow card for Gérard Piqué

    Oh my, what a mistake! That could have been a red, but the referee only shows yellow! Gérard Piqué got lucky.

What a spectacular display of incompetence we witnessed today as FC Trélazé and Lapin01 danced around the pitch for ninety minutes, ultimately settling for a 1-1 draw that left everyone questioning the very concept of professional football. FC Trélazé tried their hardest to look dangerous with three shots on target, but their only real contribution to the drama was a yellow card in the 34th minute, proving that they are far more adept at committing fouls than finding the back of the net. Meanwhile, Lapin01 spent the afternoon treating the goalposts like enemies, sending six shots wide into the stratosphere as if they were trying to hit satellites instead of the target. 🙄

The match reached a boiling point of pure absurdity in the final ten minutes. Just when it seemed the spectators might die of sheer boredom, Lapin01 finally managed to find the frame of the goal in the 80th minute, sparking a brief moment of excitement. However, the lead lasted exactly as long as a sneeze in a hurricane. FC Trélazé, clearly offended by the audacity of their opponents to score, immediately responded with an equalizer just one minute later. It was a chaotic, uncoordinated scramble that perfectly summarized the tactical void we were forced to endure all afternoon.

Ultimately, this draw feels like a loss for anyone who values their time. Lapin01 can brag about their astronomical number of missed shots, while FC Trélazé can take pride in their three fouls and a yellow card. If this is the peak of our local championship, I suggest we all take up knitting instead. Let’s hope next week brings a game where the players actually remember where the goal is supposed to be located. 🤡

Match details

On 18/09/2026 11:30

Stade FC Trélazé (FC Trélazé)

4400 spectators

No extra time

Hugo Lloris
191 pts
25 yrs
Lilian Th...
194 pts
25 yrs
Gérard Piqué
199 pts
23 yrs
Laurent B...
199 pts
24 yrs
Achraf Ha...
209 pts
28 yrs
Marine De...
208 pts
27 yrs
Remy Cabella
183 pts
27 yrs
A. Lembezat
184 pts
26 yrs
Petu
206 pts
19 yrs
Gabriel L...
193 pts
24 yrs
Thierry H...
200 pts
24 yrs
Sofyan Ze...
268 pts
27 yrs
Aloïs Rou...
194 pts
29 yrs
Arthur Colin
203 pts
32 yrs
Joueur2
144 pts
32 yrs
Abdoul
195 pts
31 yrs
Antonin B...
188 pts
29 yrs
Axel Roy
211 pts
29 yrs
Malo Garnier
201 pts
31 yrs
Wendel
189 pts
30 yrs
Nicolas J...
206 pts
29 yrs
Sammy
193 pts
29 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    After battling for 90 minutes, FC Trélazé and Lapin01 finish with a well-deserved draw.

  2. 88'

    Shot off target by Remy Cabella

    After a scramble, Gabriel Laurent lays it back to Remy Cabella who shoots wide. What a shame!

  3. 85'

    Lapin01 is winning the ball back high up the pitch, which could create counter-attacking opportunities for FC Trélazé.

  4. 81'

    Goal for FC Trélazé! Marine Delplace

    Remy Cabella hits a beautiful crossfield pass to Marine Delplace, who controls it, flicks it up, and buries an incredible volley into the top corner! Magnificent.

  5. 80'

    Goal for Lapin01! Nicolas Jouve

    What a goal! Malo Garnier pulls the ball back for Nicolas Jouve, who fires a missile that the keeper can only watch sail past!

  6. 77'

    Shot off target by Antonin Benoit

    Splendid run from Antonin Benoit who beats one, then two defenders before toe-poking it at full stretch. The ball hits the post and goes out; he could have done better!

  7. 71'

    Shot off target by Abdoul

    Abdoul has a bit of space. He moves forward and shoots from 30 meters. Way wide. Too bad!

  8. 70'

    Free kick by Sammy

    Sammy puts the ball into the box but Hugo Lloris comes out and claims it.

  9. 69'

    Remy Cabella catches Axel Roy's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  10. 67'

    Shot off target by Antonin Benoit

    Great solo effort from Antonin Benoit, cutting inside from the left and firing a powerful shot into the side netting!

  11. 61'

    Shot off target by Sammy

    Sammy crosses, Wendel attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.

  12. 56'

    Save by Sofyan Zemmouri

    That helps a keeper! Sofyan Zemmouri wins his duel against Thierry Henry, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.

  13. 50'

    Abdoul dribbles past Thierry Henry with a magnificent nutmeg. Thierry Henry seems annoyed, so he tackles Abdoul from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  14. 48'

    A series of passes between Marine Delplace and Laurent Blanc while they wait for an opening.

  15. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  16. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  17. 39'

    Shot off target by Axel Roy

    Axel Roy is in front of goal, Nicolas Jouve makes a run but Axel Roy goes for a shot that grazes the right post.

  18. 34'

    Yellow card for Gérard Piqué

    Oh my, what a mistake! That could have been a red, but the referee only shows yellow! Gérard Piqué got lucky.

  19. 34'

    Gérard Piqué pushes Abdoul in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  20. 32'

    Great pressing from FC Trélazé. Lapin01 is struggling to play properly.

  21. 26'

    Wendel tries to get past Petu, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

  22. 21'

    Laurent Blanc tries to outpace Axel Roy, who lets the player go but keeps the ball.

  23. 18'

    Save by Sofyan Zemmouri

    A. Lembezat is not closed down and tries his luck, but his shot lacks power. With shots like that, Sofyan Zemmouri could play until he is 90.

  24. 12'

    FC Trélazé is winning the ball back high up the pitch, which could create counter-attacking opportunities for Lapin01.

  25. 7'

    A shirt pull by Aloïs Roussel; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  26. 2'

    Lapin01 is moving the ball well with crisp passing, forcing FC Trélazé to chase. A great collective display from Lapin01!

  27. 0'

    Kick-off

    Get comfortable in your seat, we are set for 90 minutes of pure pleasure!

Key stats

FC Trélazé Lapin01
43% Possession 57%
1 Goals 1
3 Shots on target 1
1 Shots off target 6
3 Fouls 1
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Marine Delplace 81' Remy Cabella

Scorers

  • Nicolas Jouve 80' Malo Garnier

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 34'

Midfield

  • 81'
  • 81'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 80'

Attack

  • 80'

Substitutes

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